I chuckled and said, "You... You, don't be kidding, I'm only 18 years old, how could I die so early. ”

"You're really going to die!" Lao Xiucai frowned.

"You're not kidding?" I have some absurdity in my heart, who is not afraid of death?

"No," Lao Xiucai punctured a blister and said, "Do you smell the smell very familiar?" ”

"It's a little familiar, it seems to be a corpse!" Not to mention, I sniffed it carefully, and the rancid smell was a bit like the stench of a decomposing corpse.

"On this hot day, the body of the deceased has been parked in the hall for seven days, have you ever smelled the smell of corpses?" Lao Xiucai asked again.

"Nope!" I shook my head, as if I understood what Lao Xiucai meant, "You won't say that the blisters on my body are actually corpse spots, right?" ”

"No!" Lao Xiucai glanced at me, "It's more terrible than corpse spots, it's a bubble."

Listening to this, I sat on the ground with weak legs and buttocks, as we all know, people will have a breath in their hearts after death, in metaphysics, this breath is called evil qi, so after people die, some ceremonies will be held to pay tribute to the deceased, one is to show filial piety to the deceased, and the other is to break the breath of the deceased.

And the evil breath of this thing, can not be seen or touched, just like the air, no one knows what it looks like, just know that there will be such a thing after death, the old Xiucai said that the bubble, I have seen it in the funeral scriptures, it is a fixed form of the evil spirit, if you say that the evil spirit, please ask the Taoist priest to intercede with the deceased, and then burn some yellow paper to the deceased, and there is a cure, but, the bubble this kind of thing, once dyed with death and no life.

Thinking of this, I was very scared, I was only eighteen years old, I just earned some money to share the burden of the family for my father, how could I die like this, I am the only son in the family, what will my parents do after they die?

"Is there a way to crack it?" I was stunned for a long time, holding back such a sentence, at that time, I really hoped that Lao Xiucai could nod, but after all, it was just hope.

Lao Xiucai shook his head, ruthlessly stifled my hope, and said, "Resign yourself to fate!" ”

I went home in despair, thinking that if I got the funeral scriptures, I could make a great show in the coffin bearer's line, but I didn't expect the first funeral on the horse, I was infected with such a thing, and it really fulfilled a poem by Du Fu.

As soon as I arrived at the door of the house, Guo Fatzi sat on the threshold, and when he saw me coming, he stood up and said with a smile: "Brother Jiu, which widow's door did you kick in the middle of the night?" ”

I wasn't in the mood to pay attention to him, and said lightly, "Why didn't you sleep?" ”

"I watched you sneaking towards the other side in the window, thinking that you were going to kick the widow's door, so I followed out, and then I thought about it, I was afraid of ruining your good deeds, so I was waiting for you here!" Guo Fatzi smiled and said, "Hurry up and tell me, which widow is it?" I'm going to break it tomorrow night! ”

With Guo Fatzi, no matter how bad the mood is, I will be amused by him, even if I know that I am dying, I am also amused by him, kick his fat buttocks, and say: "Get out, you TM just kicked the widow's door!" ”

Saying that, Guo Fatzi and I walked home, and while walking, we said casually: "Fatty, one day I die, can you treat my parents well?" ”

"Your parents are my parents!" Guo Fatzi patted me on the shoulder unintentionally, rubbed it hard, and said, "Did something happen?" ”

"It's fine!" I replied lightly, turned around and walked towards my room, and when I was about to walk in, I turned around and whispered to Guo Fatzi, "Thank you!" ”

"Do you still treat me as a brother? If it's a brother, just say it! Guo Fatzi rushed over angrily, grabbed my collar, and said word by word: "Say, what happened?" ”

Due to Guo Fatzi's excessive force, my clothes were lifted a little, and some blisters on my abdomen were seen, he put me down, didn't say anything, took out his mobile phone, pressed a few numbers, and said, "Ouch! It hurts me, Daddy, I'm in a car accident, ouch! It's really painful, hurry up and give me 10,000 yuan for medical expenses! Ouch, ouch, hurry up, or you won't see your son, my card number is 622848.... ”

After speaking, Guo Fatzi took out the electric board of his mobile phone, and said with a smile: "My dad will definitely send money to come, tomorrow you go to the hospital in a big city to see, the blisters are very curable, why are you pessimistic?" People should be happy when they are alive. ”

I hope there are blisters on my body, the problem is that this thing can't be treated even if it goes to the hospital, but for Guo Fatzi's behavior, I don't think anyone believes it.

"Thank you!" I said lightly, turned around and went back to the room, closed the door, took out my mobile phone, I had specially remembered the phone number of Guo Fatzi's father when I was at school before, so I knew his number, dialed Guo Fatzi's father's number.

The phone was connected with a beep, and before I could speak, I said, "Uncle Guo, don't believe the fat man's words, he cheated you out of your money to go to the female ticket Nuchang." ”

Subsequently, after a few casual words with Guo Fatzi's father, he hung up the phone, sat on the bed alone and was stunned, thinking back on his eighteen years of life, he couldn't say how much he failed, but it was definitely not a success, his heart was full of bitterness, and he began to regret his obsession with Liuding Liujia.

Some people say that obsession is a kind of state, when you succeed because of obsession, that obsession is called persistence, and when you fail because of obsession, that obsession is called stupid and simple.

I think I should be the latter, in the absence of all thoughts, I found the Liuding Liujia Funeral Sutra, flipped through it, and planned to take a final look at the ancient books that I had been obsessed with for so many years, and then burn them, in order to commemorate my short years.

Flipping, flipping, I accidentally saw a sentence on the funeral scriptures, evil and broken, bubble and wrong, the two are combined, that is.

Seeing this sentence, I almost cried, I thought that my life would come to an end like this, but I didn't expect that in the funeral scripture, I would see hope again.

As for that sentence, it is easy to understand, if the evil qi is broken, and the bubble still exists, it means that the deceased has grievances, as long as the two things are clarified, everything will naturally return to calm.

I was so ecstatic that I picked up the funeral scripture and kissed it a few times, put it back in its place, and rushed out of the door to find Lao Xiucai, when I saw Guo Fatzi standing at my door and was about to knock on the door.

"Sichun? Laughing so smiling? Guo Fatzi was stunned.

I hugged Guo Fatzi, kissed him fiercely on the face, and said: "Fat men are very attractive to widows!" ”

Regardless of Guo Fatzi's reaction, I threw off my footsteps and ran towards Lao Xiucai's house, and Guo Fatzi's pig-like roar came from behind me, "Chen Jiu, you have suffered a thousand cuts, Lao Tzu's first kiss was taken away by you." ”

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