Chapter 883: A Superhero Who Is Not a Superhero (2)
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This strange guy looked like I was the protagonist, and he made a curtain call on the stage in front of the three of them, and he didn't even know where a large number of lights came out of nowhere in front of him, shrouding him and placing him under the lamp, completely becoming the focus of this dark building. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Seeing him like this, Yi Huan couldn't help but hold his forehead a little.
"Loki." He muttered under his breath, "I now believe that the universe is Korean, maybe all of Asgard is Korean, and if your other self sees you turn green, he will go crazy." ”
Originally, it was just a premonition at first, but now when he saw this guy's exaggerated body movements and personality, as well as his almost weird abilities, Yi Huan could finally be sure.
This is Loki, the god of mischief, his mask to be exact.
A very old movie, it seems to be called a strange hero in disguise or something, Yi Huan remembers that he has seen it, but he only watched it on the TV hanging there when he was bored in the waiting room of the hospital.
I don't have many impressions in my memory, but now that I think about it, the mask's abilities can be called weird and exaggerated.
There is almost no upper limit to its attack power, there are endless ways, and it seems to be immortal, and most importantly, it is extremely easy to get started, if memory serves, the mask was floating in the river and then picked up by an ordinary bank teller named Stanley.
The way to use it is also very simple, just put it on, and there are no side effects at all, because you can take it off at any time according to your heart, but after putting it on, you will become like to play pranks.
The only downside may be that it only works at night.
But this mask can definitely be said to be the best novice equipment, ordinary people have become the best companion of superheroes, and it is so powerful that it can not only survive the novice period, but also wear it to the full level.
Because even if it is the current Yi Huan, he does not dare to easily underestimate the power of a god.
Compared to the super runaway start of another newbie pack, Loki's mask is obviously safer, and even if it gets out of control, it will turn back into itself in the morning, and the only question is probably whether Loki's divine power will still exist after changing worlds.
However, seeing the appearance of Stanley standing in front of him at this time, it was obvious that Loki's power was still useful.
I just don't know if it's because of the mask itself, or if it's a world where there are still traces of God's existence.
Wait a minute.. Why do you think about these things?,This is not the style of painting that I should have at all.,Yi Huan forcibly corrected himself from the deviation.,Blame the damn guy opposite.,Brought yourself to the ditch.。
And I was actually in the sub-world.,Met the plot characters who summoned the plot characters of the sub-world.,It's really.。。 Hell yes!
At this time, Stanley also posed enough, and after attracting enough eyes and lights, he bowed gracefully again, and then pinched his throat and said, "Loki, no, no, no, you can call me Stanley, it's rude to forget the name of a great stage star." ”
"Stanley, yes." Yi Huan smiled equally elegantly, and then turned over and pulled out a voodoo doll.
The wand waved lightly, and the air floated with ancient magic patterns representing the meaning of the word Stanley, and the magic patterns were controlled by the noisy wand and converged on the body of the voodoo doll.
Then Yi Huan threw the voodoo doll at his feet and stretched out his wand.
"Bang!"
The doll emitted a puff of white smoke, which was then shattered by the explosion, leaving only a few pieces to be torn apart on the ground.
Yi Huan squinted at Stanley and realized that the green weirdo had not died directly due to the curse of the voodoo doll, but this was not too surprising to Yi Huan.
"Oh, what did you do to me." Stanley grabbed his throat suddenly, and his body exploded from the inside out as if he had swallowed a bomb, and the smell of gunsmoke came from the surface of his body.
"Ahh I.. My body. Stanley stood and staggered in place with black smoke coming out of his body, and even the clothes on his body were transformed into a set of psychiatric hospital gowns.
Yi Huan rolled his eyes, he didn't have the heart to continue watching him perform, he grabbed Meggie and Larry, and prepared to leave this place of right and wrong first, anyway, his ability can't be used during the day, as long as he dodges this night.
But at the moment when Yi Huan grabbed the two of them, Stanley suddenly became energetic, and the clothes on his body suddenly changed again, becoming exactly the same as Yi Huan, and then the whole person was like a chicken blood, and the whole floor was chaotic.
It was as if he had turned into a whirlwind, and his face was too fast to read.
Crosses, road charms, chicken blood, garlic, Christmas Eve cookies. He had posted a whole wall of mess all over the place.
"Alright, it's finally done." Stanley's figure suddenly reappeared, leaning against the wall and panting exaggeratedly, his tongue hanging long like a dog, even like a cartoon character, with his tongue directly on the ground.
With his green head and face, it doesn't look weird, but it's a little funny.
"I can do magic too." Stanley turned around, put on his spiky wizard's hat, and then deftly tossed sixteen apples in his hand and said, "Now you can't go." ”
Yi Huan frowned, secretly sensing the existence of spatial energy, and found that it had indeed become very thin, hell, Yi Huan scolded secretly, the ability of Loki's mischief mask is really weird.
So there is no way. Let's do one.
In the SUV in the distance, Brian was biting on a sandwich while holding a special telescope to observe carefully, and after finding that the weirdness of the green monster was no less than Yi Huan, he couldn't help but praise, "The horror story you wrote this time is really good, what is the content." ”
"Stranger in disguise has seen it." Annoyed by Brian, Stan snorted as he ate his hamburger as he began to explain, "This is my favorite movie of the year, and my imagination is wild." ”
"So I adapted it, and the mask of the god of mischief was still picked up by Stanley, but this time it wasn't as simple as fighting the villain, but the story of him wandering through various storybooks and becoming a superhero."
"Our world is a storybook in it, and it's the first story Stanley has ever experienced."
"Of course, goosebumps don't have heroes, because at the end of the day, Stanley discovers that he is in the world. It's just a storybook. ”
"The storybook you wrote?" Brian asked vaguely as he bit his sandwich.
"That's right." Stan shrugged.
However, compared to the easy communication between the two, Furchart and Meggie's hearts were not so relaxed, and they looked at the black hole building with some concern, because the two of them had already learned from Brian's communication with Stan that Meggie was in that building at this time.
It's best to be able to defeat that guy and snatch Meggie back, but... What about Meggie's voice.
At this time, Yi Huan was standing in front of Meggie, looking at Stanley, who was constantly playing with treasures and throwing apples.
Suppressing the unhappiness in his heart, Yi Huan said softly, "Hey green guy, are you planning to turn this place into your dress-up party?" ”
The wand in his hand flashed, and the sixteen apples had been shattered by the volley of Yi Huan.
Stanley screamed, picked up his head and began to run around with his head in his hands, although Yi Huan knew that he was pretending, he was still a little annoyed by his behavior.
The sharp spell was like a sharp blade, constantly shooting at Stanley, who was running around.
But he is like having eyes behind his back, and in the face of easy spells, he can always avoid them at the last moment, and even after dodging a few times, he can still play tricks elegantly.
Just like the character in the cartoon, in order to avoid the curse of hustle, he can pull his crotch under his head, and he can bend his waist to the side 90 degrees, and in the end, it is like a Stanley acrobatic performance.
Seeing this, Yi Huan stopped the spell.
"You have nothing but disguise, all you have left is to dodge."
"Okay then." Hearing this, Stanley stopped, then clasped his hands together, put them on his chin, and said sincerely to Yi Huan, "I won't hide this time. ”
Before his words fell, a huge trajectory cannon suddenly appeared in Yi Huan's hand, the appearance of the trajectory cannon was hideous and full of roughness, and there was a strong wild atmosphere in his face, which seemed quite in line with the style of the Predator civilization.
This is one of the trajectory cannons that Yi Huan removed from the broken iron-blooded spaceship, and it has been placed in the shadow after being successfully debugged by Yi Huan.
Indeed, he has always regarded himself as a wizard, and this power also comes from the deepest potential of human beings, but it does not mean that technology is useless, the second world is the product of the pinnacle of science and technology, and even the current earth is derived from the biosphere project, how can you underestimate the power of technology.
The inside of the trajectory cannon emitted a red light, but the entire process from charging to firing had not taken a second, and the shells with dazzling electric light had already **** out.
Even Stanley only had time to be stunned for a moment, "Ahhh He said sluggishly.
"Nourishing ---!"
The next moment, the dazzling light brightened most of New York City, and two large cannonballs passed directly through the building, running into the distance without slowing down, streaking an incandescent light in the air, and finally falling into the water.
"Bang!" The huge wave was more than five meters high and directly flooded the buildings near the water, but fortunately, the scope of the explosion was at the junction of the waterways and could not cause a tsunami, otherwise it would not have flooded such a small place.
Inside the SUV, Brian bit the sandwich's mouth and stopped, unconsciously opened, "What the hell. He muttered, "Isn't this guy a wizard, is there such a thing as an interstellar wizard?!" ”
Then the next moment, he yelled in a hurry, "Hurry up and contact Berica, hurry up and find someone to take the blame, otherwise the news will not be suppressed!" ”
"Also, all retreat! Continue to push the warning range back by 50 meters. Forget it, this distance is useless at all, so don't move. ”
Not to mention the movement outside, even Meggie and Larry in the floor were blinded by the trajectory cannon that Yi Huan suddenly took out, and they were squatting there rubbing their eyes.
This is the interstellar weapon of the Iron Will, and it is completely incomparable to those small shoulder cannons.
But when Yi Huan's eyes fell on Stanley again, he found that this guy was still not dead, just his body. One more big hole.
"Ahh My stomach is gone. He said, pointing to the empty body.
Stanley was pierced by the trajectory cannon, and his entire abdomen was wiped out by the scorching energy, burning a round hole directly on his body, leaving only the flesh as delicate as silk at the edges still connected.
Of course, for a normal person, he is dead, and only a guy like Stanley, who can live like a cartoon character, can hold on.
So he just stood up with a pierced body and changed another set of clothes.
"My stomach is gone, how can I still enjoy my food." He put on a chef's outfit, a large pile of chopping boards popping up around him, and then turned around and pulled a box of hamburgers out of the microwave.
His mouth opened exaggeratedly, and he swallowed it in one gulp, but the next moment, the hamburger fell out of the big hole in his body.
"I feel sorry for you." Yi Huan Shi Ran put away the trajectory cannon, and then said, "But I really feel that we don't have any need to fight." ”
The ability of this green monster is almost incomprehensible, I'm afraid that only fairy tale magic that is equally unsolvable to unreasonable can deal with him, but obviously, the fairy tale magic that Yi Huan has come into contact with is only one wishing spell, and the others are just sleeping spells and the like, and the pirated magic simulated by using energy magic, and even the existence of fairy tale magic, is also Yi Huan's speculation.
But when he heard this, Stanley's face turned pale, and he changed his expression and voice to a vicious one.
"No, your Uncle Stanley hasn't made a move yet." He turned into a mafia and yelled, "Come and taste Stanley's wrath!" ”
Like a cowboy, he instantly pulled out two shotguns from his back, and then aimed them at Yi Huan.
Meggie and Larry, "... ”
"So what." Yi Huan looked at him calmly.
Stanley's face was exaggerated into a long strip, and he said, "Sorry, sorry, I took it wrong." He put the two shotguns back in his pocket, and pulled them out from behind his back again.
"This time."
It was still two shotguns, but with a flick of Stanley's hand, there were two more submachine guns next to them, and then with a flick of Stanley's hand, there were two more bazookas.
And then the next moment, a whole bunch of things jumped out of the cracks of these guns again, Patriot missiles, chainsaws, rockets, explosive packs, atomic bombs, tank barrels, etc., etc., and then all aimed at the three of them.
"Hahahaha!" Stanley let out a wild laugh and shouted, "The show begins!" ”
The corners of Yi Huan's mouth twitched, "Hell, I hate this." (To be continued.) )