In fact, Zhou Fengchen and the two of them just listened to it as a story, and they didn't take it seriously, and they couldn't go down to the river to catch turtles, and talk to it about their past lives.

After serving the Yuanzhi monk to eat and drink at noon, the two and Li next year drank a small wine, this Li is still a drunkard next year, seeing that the two of them have a good amount of alcohol, they are energetic, and they persuade one cup after another, and they will not end until three or four o'clock in the afternoon.

In the afternoon, the two of them were a little tired, so they squeezed together with the Yuanzhi monk and fell asleep, and they didn't sleep enough, and they were pulled up by Li next year at night to continue drinking.

The dishes this night are much more abundant, wild boar, duck, finless porpoise, abalone, bird's nest is a mess anyway, most of them are more expensive things, but unfortunately Li's wife will not burn it next year, it is all stewed in a big pot, and the taste is a little salty.

Zhou Fengchen and the two of them were extremely sorry for what they ate, the good dishes were burned like this, what a bad taste, it was too depressing.

Li's wife next year saw that the faces of the two were wrong, and she was a little embarrassed, and asked, "What's wrong?" Isn't it tasty? ”

Zhang 13 snorted, "It's delicious, it's absolutely delicious, it's just too expensive, it's embarrassing." ”

Li didn't have the Taoist qigong body protection of the two people next year, the old wine had passed through the intestines, and it was really over, he hadn't sobered up at this time, and he continued to drink, a little choking, and he said in a daze, "What's the cost?" It's all sent by my brother Yuan, and it's a stink if you don't eat it! ”

The old lady on the other side was angry when she heard this, and slapped her chopsticks violently, "Don't eat it, a turtle grandson." ”

Saying that, he staggered back to the house and went to sleep.

Zhou Fengchen and the two of them held back their laughter, their faces were red, and Li next year didn't notice it at all, and pulled the two of them to drink five invitations and six to continue to do it.

Zhou Fengchen and the two are very embarrassed, the host is hospitable, and he doesn't ask you for a dime, don't you drink with others, what you said in the past? Then drink it.

This drink was drunk until ten o'clock in the evening, Li next year's wife was napping, and Li next year was still talking nonsense drunk, "It's not me blowing it to you!" I'm ten miles in this radius, who, everyone has to give me some face, last year, it was that, that, that Ergazi, give me two bared teeth, I went up is two big mouths, he didn't dare to say anything at that time, turned around and shouted that someone was going to beat me, I rushed up with two pig-killing knives, and one person singled out a dozen ......"

After speaking, he smiled in a low voice, "There is a row of noodles!" Brother, I have a row of noodles! ”

Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan glanced at each other, this old boy is too good at bragging, where are you going to fight a dozen like this? You've been beaten up, right? But he praised it vigorously: "My brother is so powerful, he is really unseemly, we will find you another day, you have to help!"

"Isn't that necessary? What do we have to do with each other? Hehe, rest assured, there is a row of noodles ......"

said "bang" and fell asleep on the vegetable plate, splashed the vegetable soup on his face, and looked panicked.

"Dead drunkard, drink you to death!" Li Nian's wife nodded at the two of them, and scolded and helped Li Nian to clean up.

Zhang Shisan said "hey", sandwiched a piece of wild boar meat and ate it, "There is no one between our brothers, what are you doing." ”

"Experience life, recuperate and kill General Su Mo, go back to the East China Sea after finishing the work, and let the chef in my restaurant make a table of good dishes for you to taste." Zhou Fengchen penetrated his teeth, his body was stunned, and the wine flowed down his ears.

At this moment, the door of the opposite room creaked open, and the old lady ran out with a pale face wearing a raincoat and a flashlight.

Zhou Fengchen and the others frowned, is this old lady crazy at night? Hurriedly got up and grabbed her, "Old man, why are you going?" ”

The old lady slapped their hands away desperately, "Don't pull me, I'm going to Tuojiang." ”

As he spoke, he squeezed out the door.

Zhou Fengchen and the two hurriedly followed out with an umbrella, and grabbed the old lady again, "Old man, what are you doing in Tuojiang with such a heavy rain?" ”

Seeing that she couldn't break free, the old lady suddenly howled and cried: "The little turtle gave me a dream just now, saying that it was bitten by a snake and was dying, and wanted to see me for the last time."

Snake bitten to death? Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan looked at each other and were taken aback, that old turtle was defeated?

"What should I do?" Zhang 13 asked.

Zhou Fengchen thought about it, motioned to let go of his hand, and as soon as the two let go, the old lady ran out.

Zhou Fengchen said: "Go!" Let's take a look. ”

The old lady almost did her best, staggering away in the heavy rain and walking quickly, Zhou Fengchen and the others were afraid that something would happen to her, so they followed closely behind them.

After running like this for half an hour, there was the Tuojiang River in front of her, the old lady turned a corner, walked to the side with a strong purpose, walked for more than ten minutes, stopped at a triangular river beach, barely straightened her waist, choked up at the water and shouted, "Little turtle, mom is here, come out to see mom." ”

Zhou Fengchen and the two hid behind a big rock, and Zhang Shisan whispered: "Okay, it's really a mother."

Zhou Fengchen said: "If it is really born by the old lady, isn't it her child, and the turtle is also a child...... Here it comes! ”

I saw that piece of water, suddenly the water waves surged, and a faint behemoth phantom gradually floated up, and after a while, the true face was revealed, and after a closer look, it was the big river turtle that bit with the snake in the morning.

But at this time, its appearance was not good, the turtle shell cracked a trace, the head was also blurred with flesh and blood, slowly crawled to the shore, just like this in front of the old lady, the front hooves bent, "poof" kneeling.

One is a building-sized Jiang Yuan, and the other is an ordinary human old lady, compared with each other, the gap is too big, the old lady is like a little insect in front of it, but this does not stop the old lady's concern and distress, hugging the turtle's nostrils, howling and crying, "My son, what's wrong with you!" ”

The big turtle let out a human sob, and shouted in a buzzing voice, "Mom-"

This scene is extremely touching, it is a very funny scene but no one can raise the heart of jokes, the great mother-son relationship, it seems to cross race, cross any prejudice.

Zhou Fengchen and Zhang Shisan glanced at each other and fell silent.

The old lady was like an ordinary distressed child's mother at this time, crying and slapping the nose of the big turtle angrily, "Mom Bai has taught you for so many years, what kind of fight with others?" ”

The big turtle is like a child who has done something wrong, humming and chirping and unable to speak.

At this time, Zhou Fengchen and the two couldn't help it, raised their feet and walked out, Zhang Shisan said: "It's not to blame, he is here to save people."

The old lady didn't notice it, but the big turtle was taken aback, and with a slight lift of his nose, he blocked the old lady behind him, and looked at her with a hostile expression.

Zhou Fengchen smiled, "Don't get excited, we're here with the old lady to see you." ”

The big river turtle was stunned for a moment, looked at the two of them carefully, and suddenly climbed into the river "poof", causing a splash in the sky.

Zhou Fengchen stepped a little at his feet, and when he came to the front, he hugged the old lady and jumped back, and looked back again, where is there still a big turtle on the river?

"My little turtle." The old lady stretched out her hand to look at the water, and fainted with a sigh.

Zhou Fengchen handed the old lady to Zhang Shisan, slowly walked to the water's edge, and said, "I know you are nearby, we can talk."

(End of chapter)