"Big brother!"

The disciples of the Valley of the Wicked were all shocked, and rushed to the senior brother in a swarm, helping him up from the ground.

"Whew...... Yes...... Little bastard, how dare you kick my eggs. ”

The senior brother covered his crotch in pain, his body arched like a prawn, and roared with tears in his eyes: "You are paralyzed, I must report this matter to Shizun, and let him break your body into thousands of pieces, and break your bones and scatter ashes." ”

"Dead ducks? Do you dare to be hard when you are dying? ”

I didn't have the slightest feeling on my face, my sleeve robe waved, and the majestic mana surged out.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Several muffled sounds sounded in a row, and those who supported the senior brother were all slapped away by my void palm.

Then I stretched out my hand, and Xiao Qianjian appeared in my hand, with a cold look on my face, and pressed towards the senior brother step by step.

"You...... Don't come here, what do you want to do? ”

Senior Brother trembled with fright, stammered his speech, and was enveloped by the aura of my four-layer thunderstorm, almost suffocating his chest.

"What? Sending you on your way, of course. ”

With a grin, I stepped forward and put the little sword around his neck.

"No, don't, I don't want to die, big brother spare my life......"

The senior brother felt the piercing chill coming from the sword body, and completely wilted, like a grandson, and hurriedly begged for mercy.

At this moment, the hatred of the broken egg has long been swept away, and only the endless fear of death fills his heart, and his only thought is to survive.

"Tut, it turns out that you are also afraid of death? Wasn't it quite tough just now? I shook my head and mocked.

The senior brother's nervous sweat came down, and his voice trembled: "Big brother...... I'm not hard...... I'm cowardly, you just let me go like a fart, I swear to God, I won't dare to provoke you again. ”

"Save it, I have never been soft on my enemies, and you are no exception, today is your death." I said indifferently.

When the senior brother heard this, he immediately turned pale with fright, but my next sentence immediately raised hope in his heart.

I said, "If you do what I tell you to do, perhaps, I can spare you from dying." ”

"No problem!"

The senior brother's face was overjoyed, and he immediately slammed his chest and shouted: "Don't talk about doing things, even if I am ****, I will not hesitate, you can tell me, what do you want me to do?" ”

I looked at him, with a strange look on my face, and said, "Congratulations, you're already going to answer, that's right, I just want you to go to ****." ”

"Ahh

The elder brother looked confused.

He just talked casually, and didn't want to eat.

"This ...... That's impossible...... I am the elder brother of the Valley of the Wicked, the successor of the future mountain gate, the sedan chair of the sky, the genius of the world, you let me go to ****, how can I still see people in the future? ”

The elder brother's head shook like a wave drum, and the fear in his eyes became stronger and stronger.

"You don't have a choice, I've said it before, I'll give you a taste of, and now it's time to keep your promise."

I looked at him with contempt and said domineeringly: "There are only two paths in front of you, the first, ****, the second, death, give you 1o seconds, hurry up and choose." ”

With that, I put the tip of my sword against his throat and began to count.

“1o”

“9”

“8”

“7”

“6”

“5”

………

"Please don't count, I'll eat!"

Just when he was about to count to "1", the senior brother finally turned his heart sideways, gritted his teeth and said.

There is no way, the person has to bow his head under the eaves, his net worth and life are all in my hands, rather than being killed, it is better to eat some and survive.

"Alright, you can start eating."

I looked at him with a wistful expression.

"Good! I eat! ”

The elder brother's whole face turned green, and he slowly unbuttoned his pants, squatted on the ground, and began to pull.

He seemed to be constipated, and with great effort, he finally pulled it out, grabbed a lump from the ground with his hands, and then, in full view of everyone, .........

"Oh my God, don't you want ......?"

"Damn, it's true."

"Senior brother, you can't help it, how can you eat your own."

"You can't eat it, men live in the world, dignity is the most important, eat, what dignity is there to talk about."

………

The people of the Evil Ghost Valley were all dumbfounded, and they kept persuading.

"Call you paralyzed! Shut up Lao Tzu! ”

The senior brother was already in a good mood, but he was even more angry when these people quarreled, and roared: "You don't have a backache when you stand and talk, Lao Tzu is pressed against the neck by the sword, and if you don't ****, you will die if you don't ****, you have a kind of come and try it, grass, a bunch of stupid beeps." ”

After he finished speaking, he grabbed a yellow and smelly lump, put it in front of his eyes, gritted his teeth, stared, and resolutely stuffed it into his mouth.

"Poof!"

In an instant, the rich juice burst in his mouth and flowed down the corners of his mouth.

"Hiss......"

Everyone gasped, only to feel a tingle on their scalps.

"Lying grass!"

"Hey, I can't do it, I'm going to faint."

"Eat all the, it's so disgusting."

…………

The elder brother felt that his mouth was sticky, and his whole face was black because he was filled with something hot and smelly of himself.

After a while, he couldn't stand it anymore, and said vaguely: "Uh, uh, uh, it stinks, I'm going to vomit......"

As he spoke, he opened his mouth and was about to start spraying feces.

And I was standing in front of him, and if I squirted, I would definitely be scattered all over the place.

Fortunately, I saw the opportunity quickly, and suddenly raised my foot and kicked him out.

Under the tremendous force, the senior brother's entire body left the ground, like a flying dung bucket, directly rushing towards the crowd.

'Poof'.

The stinky and yellow that the senior brother held in his mouth finally sprayed out, turning into a flood of juice and falling, without exception, squirting everyone off guard, and all of them were hit.

Especially Xinya, when I kicked the big brother, I intentionally or unintentionally aimed at her, so the damage was even more serious.

At this moment, her white face was already covered with a layer of yellow, her head was wet, and she didn't look embarrassed.

Everyone looked at each other for a second, then bent down and vomited frantically.

This vomit can be described as earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods.

Throughout the Valley of the Wicked, there was a sour and smelly smell floating in the air.

"Presumptuous, where is the demon, who actually spread wilderness in my Valley of the Wicked, and actually broke the mountain protection array of the deity, don't die?"

Suddenly, an angry cry resounded through the valley.

I hurriedly looked back.

I saw a dazzling streamer, galloping from the far sky.

But in a few blink of an eye, he landed in the valley, and after the brilliance dissipated, a middle-aged Taoist priest with a small height and a meaty face walked out of it.