Chapter 555: Collecting Birds (76)
At the moment, I watched Su Xiaolin for a long time, and I couldn't believe his words in my heart, and subconsciously thought that he was pretending and acting, as the so-called once I was bitten by a snake, and I was afraid of the well rope for ten years, which made me have to guard against it.
"Brother-in-law, why are you staring at me? Dirty on my face? Seeing me staring at him, Su Xiaolin wondered.
I stopped, said it was okay, looked at Chen Tiannan again, and said, "Tiannan, will you be the best man later?" ”
He was stunned for a moment, pointed to himself, and said, "Brother Jiu, you mean to let me be the best man?" ”
I nodded, and was about to speak, when Su Xiaolin's face sank, "Brother-in-law, what do you mean, knowing that the best man is in danger, you still let your friend go?" Isn't this a traitor? ”
As soon as these words came out, Chen Tiannan raised his hand and patted him, and said angrily: "You know a P, Brother Jiu must have his plans for such an arrangement, you are obediently waiting for us to come back." ”
"No, it's my sister who is married, and I have to be the best man!" That Su Xiaolin put his body in front of Chen Tiannan and said, "Brother Tian, don't rob me, and brother-in-law, don't make blind arrangements, everything is as usual." ”
As soon as I heard this, I had more doubts in my heart, just now let Chen Tiannan be the best man, one is to test Su Xiaolin, and the other is when I got married, the best man has always been by my side, let Su Xiaolin, an unfamiliar person, follow me, I am not sure, Chen Tiannan as the best man can make me feel at ease, after all, we have a lifelong friendship.
Seeing that I didn't speak, Su Xiaolin said again: "Brother-in-law, you have something to say!" ”
I shook my head and said in a deep voice, "With Tiannan as the best man, you are waiting here!" ”
After speaking, I glanced at Chen Tiannan, he came to his senses, and walked towards Su Xiaolin, and said as he walked: "Xiaolinlin, it's not impossible to let you be the best man, unless..." ”
"Unless what?" Then Su Xiaolin leaned over.
"Unless the ninth brother is really married." Chen Tiannan's tone changed, grabbed his arm, didn't say a word, and immediately turned his arm upside down, I was afraid that he would scream, so I picked up a piece of cloth and stuffed it into his mouth, and then tied him with a rope.
After doing all this, the two of us looked at each other and smiled, and Chen Tiannan said: "Brother Jiu, I haven't seen you for a few months, you have become bad!" ”
I smiled bitterly and said: "Tiannan, this best man is not good, I'm afraid my life will be in danger, in my opinion, you and Su Xiaolin stay here, and I will greet you alone, in addition..." ”
He stopped and interrupted me, saying, "Brother Jiu, if you treat me as a brother, don't say anything, if you don't treat me as a brother, when I was in Li Village, I owe you a life, and this time it will be regarded as a favor for you." ”
Hearing this, I was also very drunk, he was going to live or die, and he didn't say this if he knew it. Made, just now it was just an expedient measure, fooling Su Xiaolin, but he didn't expect to fool Chen Tiannan in.
"Brother Jiu, it's decided like this, you will be your groom, I will be my best man, and ah! Whether it is a yin marriage or a normal marriage, today is a red happy event, which is a little bit of my caution. As he spoke, he took out a red envelope and handed it to me.
"You..." I looked at him, speechless for a while, took a breath, and was not polite, so I took the red envelope, which was very thin, it should be a hundred yuan.
"Hey, hey!" He smiled weirdly at me and said, "Brother Jiu, remember, you are my brother, brother of life and death. ”
I don't know why, seeing him smiling, I was vaguely uneasy, I felt that his appearance was too sudden, why did he appear here inexplicably? Is it as he said that he met a high-ranking guy at the train station?
Subsequently, the two of us discussed for a while, roughly what etiquette should be paid attention to in the yin marriage, I told him that Aunt Lian is a crazy person, remember to stand behind me when encountering threats, don't move forward recklessly, and tell him that when greeting relatives, don't talk nonsense, it is easy to offend the ancestors of the Su family, and he nodded and said okay.
Soon, the time was close to ten o'clock, we sorted out the bride price, and called the bodyguards at the door in, as soon as those bodyguards came in, and saw Su Xiaolin being tied up by us, the pine nut said: "Chen Jiu, are you tired of being crooked?" Dare to tie up our young master. ”
To be honest, this question is not easy to answer, and I was about to speak, when Chen Tiannan patted me on the shoulder, walked up to the bodyguard, handed one of them a thousand yuan, and said: "Everyone is asking for money when they go out, and this eight thousand is the hard work that the younger brother gave you." ”
The pine nut was stunned for a moment, looked at the money in his hand, looked at us again, and finally stopped his gaze on Su Xiaolin, and said, "Eight thousand wants us to betray the young master?" ”
As soon as he heard this, Chen Tiannan smiled and said, "It's simple, I'll give you one more thousand!" ”
After speaking, he took out a bundle of renminbi, counted twenty from it, and handed over the rest of the money to the pine nut, which made me suspicious, when he was in the ancestral hall, he said that he stole his daughter-in-law's wallet, and his daughter-in-law carried so much cash with him?
Just when I was stunned, the pine nut spoke, and he said, "Boy, you haven't studied?" ”
This made us stunned for a long time, I don't know what he means at all, if you want to say that we didn't study, we also went to high school, as far as our post-80s are concerned, high school is not a unique culture, it is better than illiteracy, isn't it?
Suddenly, Chen Tiannan slapped his palm on his forehead and said, "Brother Songzi's lesson is that we really don't have any books, and these two thousand are to honor you." ”
As soon as I heard this, I finally understood, the pine nuts for a long time were asking for money, and it was also a loss to Chen Tiannan to be here, otherwise with my brain, I wouldn't have understood what he meant for a long time. However, then again, many times, I envy Chen Tiannan, this product has a good family background, and he is a little handsome, and even said, what does this product want, I don't understand, such a rich second generation, if it weren't for brain pumping, how could he be a coffin bearer.
Of course, this may be life, everyone's pursuit of life is different, take me as an example, dedicated to making money, improving the life of parents, and some people pursue stimulation, just like Chen Tiannan.
Subsequently, the bodyguards asked Chen Tiannan to buy 18,000, saying that it was a bribe, but in fact it was not a complete buy, but they just let them turn a blind eye to the groomsmen, and other things were still the same.
After those bodyguards packed up the money, I thanked Chen Tiannan, he shrugged his shoulders, and said indifferently: "Brother Jiu, you just take money too seriously, you must know that money is such a thing, if you don't bring it in life or take it away in death, why do you keep it?" It's better to spend it clean. ”
I glared at him angrily, didn't talk to him again, and then packed up the bride price with a group of bodyguards, because the bride price was more, I asked the pine nut if there was a means of transport, he said a word almost did not get angry, he said: "Aunt Lian has prepared four horses, one for you to ride, and the other three for the bride price." ”
Made, what kind of society is it, and he still uses horses to carry the bride price, if this is spread, it may be able to make local news.
At that moment, I glanced at the pine nut angrily, and asked him, "Did Aunt Lian say where the best man went?" ”
"Let's get there!" He replied, took out a piece of yellow paper from his arms, the yellow paper was about three fingers big, and a line of words was written on it with a cinnabar pen.
As soon as I saw these four words, I immediately gave the codex given to me by the old hero, which mentioned that the fire bird is fierce, saying that the fire is a bird, the sixth house in the west, and the mouth of the white tiger, which is a symbol of longevity.
If other happy events, the birthday of the eight characters after the writing of these four words, I will certainly not be surprised, the problem is the yin marriage, write these four words, it is a bit strange, you must know that Feng Shui has said: "The stars make white have a prison sentence, three years must be the main Lingding, burial and death more than this, take the year of Dingyin to kill, three mourning more than this, one person drug poison two people, the family and the world are defeated, the warehouse gold and silver turned into dust." ”
The general meaning of this is that the four words "Bird Murder" are used in the white ceremony, and there is only one person left in the main family within three years.
Therefore, seeing those four words, my face sank, if it is according to feng shui, then Aunt Lian wrote these four words behind Su Mengke's birthday, I am afraid that she did not follow the good intentions, she is cursing Su Mengke's family to die There is only one person left, Made, what does the old witch mean? On the one hand, it is said that it is to resurrect Su Mengke, and on the other hand, he is doing things and feet on the eight characters of his birthday, which is so contradictory.
Seeing that I looked at the yellow paper and didn't speak, Na Songzi's expression changed, so he said: "Aunt Lian said that this yellow paper must be placed on the best man, and in addition, I must explain one thing, although I love money, I cherish my life more." So, don't think about any crooked ideas, this yellow paper must be carried on your body, if you don't listen, my seven brothers are not idle eaters, for the sake of the 18,000 yuan just now, I will remind you, Aunt Lian's identity is by no means as simple as what you see, she is a real living immortal in the Ten Thousand Towers. ”
As soon as I heard this, I understood what he meant, and it is estimated that Aunt Lian specially entertained him when she gave him yellow paper, otherwise he would never have said such a thing.
At this point, I wanted to put the pine nut in words, but I didn't know, he stopped at me and said, "Don't talk so much nonsense, hurry up and put the yellow paper on it, don't force our brother to be rude." ”
With that, he clenched his fists and made a 'squeak' sound.
"Is it feasible to put it on me?" I asked tentatively.
"No, it has to be put on the best man." The pine nut replied lightly, and before we could react, he poured some 502 glue on the yellow paper, pasted the yellow paper on Chen Tiannan's back, and said: "That's it, the time is almost up, you two get ready, Ah Hua, the four of you go out and bring the horse over, Ah Ming, a few of you will move the bride price out, Ah Zheng, you stay in the tent and set off firecrackers, remember, when we leave, put a short firecracker, when we come back, put a large circle of firecrackers, in addition, there are dozens of barrels of fireworks behind the tent, and when you come back, you will set off together." ”
After speaking, the bodyguard named Ah Hua led a few people out, and Ah Ming and they began to move the bride price, as for Ah Zheng, he found a firecracker in the corner, the firecracker was very short, it is estimated that it will disappear in a few seconds, and this kind of firecracker is only sold for one dollar a piece in our side.
Soon, everything that should be prepared was ready, and I asked the matsuko if he wanted to change the best man's clothes, and he said that there was no need, let's just be honest, and he would take care of us for the sake of money.
I hummed and thanked him again.
Afterwards, a few of us walked out of the tent, the night outside was very thick, the black hand could not see the five fingers, fortunately there was a kerosene lamp hung at the left and right ends of the flower bridge, so that I could barely see the road clearly, the pine nut arranged for four people to carry the flower bridge, and let me ride on horseback to go to the front, the remaining horses were escorted by those bodyguards, and Chen Tiannan followed me on foot.
After we were all ready, the bodyguard named Ah Zheng looked at the time and shouted: "The road is open, the road is open, there is a road must be opened, today, on a good day, Chen Jiu, a person from Hengyang, Hunan, greeted Su Mengke, a person from Xiangxi, Hunan, and the mandarin birds are relative, and they have been together for a hundred years." ”
After shouting this, he slapped the tent three times and lit a firecracker.
Suddenly, a crackling firecracker sounded.
With the sound of firecrackers, we walked towards the ancestral hall of the Su family, it is worth mentioning that there were no blowing and singing on the road to the wedding, but I could faintly hear the sound of suona.