"Isn't that right? How could it be wrong? ”

"Yes! Men's legs are cakes, women's legs are long, of course it should be milk cakes! ”

The tallest of the goddesses of youth stood up and measured the height of his chest.

Ling Yi said with a smile: "First of all, this is a riddle related to legs, so don't guess it on the upper body, and secondly, the riddle of this riddle is not food, but a female product." ”

"Feminine products?" The three goddesses of youth got together and chattered and discussed.

Loki was also confused, according to logical thinking, the answer to milk cake was definitely perfect, but ...... Feminine products?

Auntie towel?

Vibrator?

No, none of this has anything to do with leg length!

The goddess of youth and Loki guessed for a long time, but they didn't guess.

"Ling Yi, what the hell is it?" Loki said in a deep voice, "If your answer doesn't convince us, you're dead." ”

Ling Yi smiled, "The answer is very simple - lipstick." ”

"Lipstick?"

"That's not right! Doesn't it mean that it's only related to the lower body, not the upper body? How can it be lipstick? ”

The three goddesses of youth all expressed dissatisfaction.

"Hahahaha!" Loki covered his head and couldn't help but laugh like a convulsive.

On the one hand, this mystery is too ingenious, and on the other hand, Loki laughs because the three goddesses of youth are too stupid.

That's right!

What can make the evil god Loki laugh is not a riddle or a dirty joke, but the state when he understands it, but the person next to him does not understand it!

Lipstick, of course, is not the lip on the upper body, but the lip on the lower body!

This Ling Yi is really "like-minded"!

The three goddesses of youth saw Loki laughing uncontrollably, and suddenly wondered even more.

The more they wondered, the more Loki amused.

"Loki, what the hell is going on?"

Loki waved his hand, "Okay, okay, you go back and think about it slowly, now, I'm going to have a good conversation with this mortal friend." ”

"But ......"

"Stand down!" Loki commanded.

The three goddesses of youth did not dare to disobey, so they could only bow down and leave.

As they stepped back, they muttered quietly:

"What's so funny about that?"

"Yes! What does a woman's long legs have to do with lipstick? ”

"I really don't know where the men's laughter is!"

After the three goddesses of youth left, only Ling Yi and Loki were left in the entire dormitory.

"Mortal, I have to admit that you are smart, but you are not as smart as I am." Loki said with a haughty face.

"Of course." Ling Yi smiled, "You messed up your brother's coronation ceremony, and instigated your brother to violate Odin's will, and as a result, your brother was knocked out of the mortal world - this method is indeed smart enough." ”

Loki swiped and stood up, "Mortal, you just liked you a little, and you were going to provoke me?" ”

Ling Yi smiled and said, "Don't be angry Sister Ji, I'm here to help you - you and I both know that it is wisdom that rules the country by wisdom, not force, and from this point of view, your brother Thor is indeed not qualified." You have stirred up your brother's coronation, although there is an element of selfishness in it, but you have also objectively prevented the fall of Asgard Asgard. ”

Loki sat back in his seat, "As I said, you're smart. Well, tell me about your intentions, if you're here to persuade me to save my brother, then don't open your mouth. ”

"Your brother doesn't need you to save him, the only one who can really save him is himself. I'm here to help you claim the throne of Asgard Asgard. ”

"Take the throne?" Loki's heart moved, but his mouth said with righteousness: "No, mortal, I am the son of Odin, and I will never do anything wrong to Odin." ”

"Odin is about to enter Odin's sleep, and if you don't act first, Asgard will be in chaos - the Three Warriors, the goddess Sif Sif and Sif 's brother Heimdall are all supporting Thor, and they will immediately start the plan to recall Thor!"

"And at present, Thor's character has not been successfully honed, he is still so arrogant, so reckless, from the perspective of the overall situation, if Thor is allowed to return at this time, then Thor will definitely lead the Aesir Protoss to a decisive battle with the Frost Giants at all costs!"

"I think that at the beginning, Odin's decisive battle with Laufey, the king of frost, fought for hundreds of years, and finally defeated Laufey at the cost of losing an eye! And it's just a beat, not a kill! ”

"Without Odin, Thor's duel with Laufey, the Lord of Frost, is simply killing himself! Not only is he going to die, but the entire Asgard Palace will also be in decline! ”

"Loki, I know that you are uninhibited by nature, and that you love pranks and jokes the most, and I also know that you have ambitions and desires to take your brother's place."

"In all fairness, you're better suited to be the master of Asgard than Thor. You know how to wield power, you know how to play with conspiracy, which is a disadvantage in human terms, but as a leader, it's all a bright spot! ”

"Loki, you must temporarily seize the power of Asgard, suppress those gods and generals who have a good relationship with Thor, and don't let them go crazy."

After saying this, Ling Yi stood calmly in front of Loki.

Loki was extremely surprised in his heart, he had no idea that a mortal could analyze the form of Asgardian Asgard so thoroughly, and analyze his heart so thoroughly.

Indeed, in the eyes of outsiders, Asgardian Asgard is the most powerful of the nine enchantments, and the entire Asgardian Protoss is also extremely arrogant, believing that they are invincible beings in the universe.

However, Loki understands that the strength of Asgard Asgard Asgard is not inherently powerful, and many of these powers are based on primitive and cruel plunder!

Whether it is the dwarves, the giants, the frost, the flames, the dark elves, the stone people, mortals, and other enchantments, they have all been plundered and destroyed by the Aesir gods.

The majestic Asgard Palace was built with the best resources of the nine major enchantments!

Once the rule of the Aesir Protoss is challenged, the Nine Great Enchantments will not help the Aesir Protoss, but will fall into the ground!

That's politics!

Don't talk about any feelings, don't talk about any credit, and don't talk about any rules of politics!

If you are strong, they will obey you.

If you are weak, they will tear you apart.

Odin understands this, Loki understands, but Thor doesn't understand it yet.

Loki wants to seize the throne, and personal desires account for a large proportion, but there are also reasons for thinking about Asgard.

Once Asgard's power falls into the hands of the reckless man, it can only lead to destruction.

"So...... Ling Yi, what do you think we should do next? ”

Loki's words already regarded Ling Yi as his own.