Chapter 1382: Robbers
They once heard from their peers that a so-called kung fu star saw the robbers, and instead of showing kung fu, he was trembling with fear. In the end, they also chose to call the police to solve it through the police, so they didn't believe in kung fu at all.
"Boss, don't talk nonsense with them, let's cripple them first." One of the robbers said.
"Come, come, come, fight as it is." Shahe pointed to his head and said to the leader of the robbers.
"Look for death! It's not that I haven't seen the ruthless Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is more ruthless than you! The leader of the robbers said coldly, and after speaking, he picked up the steel pipe and knocked it on Shahe's head.
This time, Shawa did not dodge.
Boom!
The steel pipe slammed into Shawa's head. "Hey, hey." Shawa grinned, looked up, and touched his head as if he didn't take it seriously at all.
Shahe's head was not only fine, but it shook the hands of the robber leader.
"Your strength is too small, try a little harder?" Sha He said: "I happened to block it just now, if you push a little harder, you might be able to break my head." ”
Well? The leader of the robbers widened his eyes and looked at Sha He with a look of disbelief: this man has such a hard head. However, he still used all his strength to hit Sha and his head without knowing whether he was alive or dead. As a robber, the most important thing is to be brave and ruthless, and there is a ruthlessness in his bones.
"You can also take a knife and try to cut me." At this time, Zhu Gang said to a robber with a machete: "We are not afraid of steel pipes, because the steel pipes are too round, and the knife cannot be stopped." ”
"Do you think Lao Tzu doesn't dare?" The robber roared and slashed at Zhu Gang.
The sharp machete slashed at Zhu Gang's head.
Crash!
Zhu Gang's body was directly cut in half by him, and the two pieces of people were separated from the middle. In the place of separation, you can even see the bright red ribs, intestines, and beating heart in the human body.
At this moment, the robber with the knife was confused. "Lao Tzu's knife has so much strength that it can cut people in half?" At the same time, the terrifying sight in the two halves of the human body also made his heart tremble.
"You've cut me in half, it's amazing." Zhu Gang said with half of his mouth, "I will also know the methods of the senior brother, it is just illusion, it is all pediatrics." ”
However, because he is very fat, even half of the people are about the same as ordinary people.
On the other side, the leader of the robbers used a steel pipe to smash Shawa's head again. Shahe stretched out his hand, and a golden light emitted, and the steel pipe softened like a noodle.
"This ......"
Suddenly, a group of robbers were dumbfounded.
"That big guy glows golden?"
"That fat man can still talk after being cut in half?"
"Oh my God, who the hell are we meeting today?"
"Could it be that they are not human, they are ghosts!?"
Seeing this scene, the robbers were so frightened that they couldn't possess their bodies. One by one, their bodies trembled, and some even peed their pants in fright. Although they are usually brave and ruthless, and even kill people without blinking, in the face of unknown forces, their performance is still no different from ordinary people.
That's fear, fear that comes from the depths of the soul.
"Why don't you do it, we haven't had enough of it." Seeing them like this, Zhu Gang said with a smile. In a flash of brilliance, the two halves of the people combined into one person.
"It's like this after two hits, it's boring." Sha He also said with interest.
They are all gods, and it is really boring to use divine power to deal with mortals like ants. It's not even fun, because they don't even have the capital to play for others. But there are some people who don't open their eyes and want to provoke them.
"It's ridiculous that they want to rob us of our way." Zhu Gang said.
"To tell you the truth, ants like you don't even deserve to bow down to us." Shahe said.
"Senior brother, what should we do with them?" Zhu Gang asked again.
"Kill them directly, and if you say a word to them, it will be an insult to our identity." Shahe said. After speaking, he stretched out his hand, and the demon slaying staff appeared in his hand.
Dancing the Demon Scepter and hitting it down, the leader of the robbers was beaten into a puddle of flesh. The whole body was turned into flesh foam, mixed with bright red blood and brains, and it looked extremely disgusting.
God, with boundless love, purifies the world.
God also has boundless killing, punishing evil and promoting good.
When the robbers saw it, they were even more frightened. Even though they had done all the bad things before, often saw bloodshed, and tortured others very badly, they still had never seen such a terrible scene.
"I also move my muscles and bones, so that my weapons can see blood." Zhu Gang said.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, a divine light flashed, and a nine-toothed nail rake appeared in his hand, and hit a robber with a rake, and with a bang, he built nine transparent holes in the robber's back.
"My Demon Slayer Staff, I haven't seen blood in thousands of years." Shahe said.
"So is my nine-tooth nail rake." Zhu Gang said: "Artifacts, weapons, and murder weapons must be fed with blood." ”
Senior brother, second senior brother, nine-toothed nail rake, demon scepter? Hearing these terms, the few remaining robbers who were still alive seemed to remember something.
"Isn't Zhu Bajie using a nine-toothed nail rake, and isn't Monk Sha using a demon scepter? Could it be that they are Zhu Bajie, and the monk Sha? Oh my! Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha have gone down to earth? ”
"Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha have appeared, where is Sun Wukong?"
In the past, when they watched TV and saw Sun Wukong, they all felt more cordial, because he was familiar to everyone and a big hero admired by everyone.
They all think that he is a good person, and no matter how bad he is, he will not kill mortals.
However, they don't know that big heroes only like good guys, not bad guys. And Sun Wukong is famous for punishing evil and promoting good, and they are the targets of punishment.
At the same time, they also felt that Zhu Bajie was lazy and lustful, and Monk Sha was honest and would not be so fierce at all. The image on TV left too much impression on them to be changed at all. Unexpectedly, in fact, these two are indeed so murderous without blinking, and their methods are quite cruel.
In short, they felt that everything was so unreal, as if they were in a dream.
"Pig ...... Bajie, Sha Monk, Daxian, please spare us. Several robbers kept kowtowing and begging for mercy. At this time, there was a glimmer of hope in their hearts, and they felt that these two would spare them.
"There are only two conditions for mortals to see God. First, the blessings are profound, and God wants to sweeten them. The second is that he committed a heinous sin and died to the end. Do you think that your fortune has arrived, and we want to cultivate your immortals? Zhu Gang said with a sneer.