Chapter 1384: Coming Home
"The Big Wild Goose Pagoda in Chang'an City is the place where Tang Seng came back from taking scriptures and storing Buddhist scriptures, as well as the "Tang Dynasty Western Regions Chronicles" he wrote, do you want to take a look?" The fat man asked again.
"No need." Zhu Gang said, "The so-called Buddhist scriptures are just a formality, and the key is to spread faith." The purpose of spreading the faith has been achieved, and it doesn't matter what it means. And he has become a Buddha after learning the scriptures, and the Tang monk who returned to Middle-earth is just his stand-in. ”
"I see." The three of them suddenly realized.
Stopped the car in Chang'an City, and then found a high-end hotel, and the five of them came to the private room to order food. Since Zhu Gang and Sha He haven't seen each other for more than a thousand years, of course they have to drink a few drinks when they get together for dinner. Half an hour later, the two of them got drunk, staggered into the car, and fell asleep after a while.
The fat man drove the car out of Chang'an City and onto the highway.
There was a toll booth ahead, and the fat man stopped the car to pay. The beautiful female toll collector casually looked into the car, and suddenly burst out laughing, leaning back and forth in laughter.
Xiao Fei didn't know what she was laughing at, and thought she had rice grains on her face? Strangely looked to both sides, only to realize what she was laughing at. It turned out that Zhu Gang and Sha He had drunk too much just now, and they didn't know when they showed their original forms. Zhu Gang has a big pig's head, and Sha He also has a hideous face.
"ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING COSPALY, OR THE JOURNEY TO THE WEST CREW, WHY DOESN'T ANYONE PRETEND TO BE THE MONKEY KING?" The toll collector asked with a smile as he collected the money.
"Well, it's true that these two adults are disrespectful to the elderly, and they like to pretend to be Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha." Xiao Fei said.
"Three students, plus a Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk, it's really a strange combination." The toll collector said, opened the fence and let it go, and the fat man drove out.
"This world is really strange, it's really all thought to be fake." The fat man said.
"They are all ordinary people, how can they know the truth and falsehood? I'm sure that even if they walked out into the street like this, no one would doubt that they were real. ”
Nothing to say all the way.
At noon the next day, Xiao Fei and the others returned to Huadu. drove to the neighborhood where the fat man's house was located, parked the car, and then parted ways.
"Fatty, big plate, Zhu Gang and Sha He will be handed over to you, and I will go home." Xiao Fei said.
"They are our master, and they still need you to confess?" The fat man said, "Da Panya, you and Shahe get out of the car, and I will also take the 'ancestor' home." ”
Zhu Gang followed the fat man home, and Sha He also left with Da Banya.
"Master Sha Wujing...... I won't call you Master in the future, how about calling you Boss? On the way, Da Banya said to Sha He, "In modern society, the title Master is rarely used, and it sounds strange. Basically, they all use the title of boss. And in the special forces, those powerful superiors are also called bosses. ”
"Whatever you want, as long as you can keep the word Master in your heart." Sha He can also follow the local customs, said.
"Then thank you boss, let's go, let's go take the bus." Big Panya said.
"You're so good, you don't even have a car?" Shahe said with a frown.
"Boss, do you think everyone is like a fat man, a rich second generation? Compared to him, I'm a poor dick. "My dad was just a soldier and didn't have much money. ”
"The mortal world of the 21 st century is centered on economic construction. Those who have money are awesome, and those who don't have money stand aside, not that whoever can fight is powerful. ”
"I also met and accepted a poor apprentice." Sha He said depressedly, "I suddenly have an idea now, I want to find a rich second generation as an apprentice." In that way, you can eat fragrant and drink spicy food, you are so poor, I have worked hard to teach you to cultivate immortals, and it is estimated that you will not get anything in the future. ”
"You can cultivate immortals without money, it's really cheap for you."
"Boss, don't do this!" Big Panya said hurriedly.
"I don't care, when you get to your house, you have to buy me a mobile phone as payment. I see a few of you playing in the car, it seems to be fun. And that thing can also talk remotely, if I want to contact Zhu Gang in the future, I don't have to run over or use the immortal method. Shahe said.
"Well, I can still afford a mobile phone." Big Panya said. Although his family is not as rich as the fat family, it is not very poor, and the family that can take root in Huadu cannot be poor no matter how poor it is, but it is relatively poor, so it is not a problem to buy a mobile phone.
Not long after, bus No. 302 came, and the two got on the bus.
On the other side, the fat man took Zhu Gang into the mansion in his wealthy community. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my parents lying on the sofa watching TV.
His father, Zhu Dachang, is the company's CEO, and his mother is the company's financial director.
"Son!" Seeing the fat man coming back, Zhu Dachang, who was fatter than him, greeted him in surprise.
"Dad!" The fat man shouted. The relationship between the two is relatively good, just like brothers.
"This is ......" Obviously, he saw Zhu Gang behind the fat man at a glance.
"His name is Zhu Gang." The fat man said.
"Your surname is also Zhu, very good, we were a family three hundred years ago. You may be seated, you may be seated. Zhu Dachang said. As the CEO of a company, his quality is still relatively high, and he didn't look down on Zhu Gang's shabby clothes, so he looked down on him for putting on the boss shelf. And he is also very good at talking, and he gets closer to him in three or two sentences.
The fat man sat on the sofa, and Zhu Gang also sat down unceremoniously. The fat mother, Julie, turned around and poured water for the guests.
"You three, really...... A bunch. Poured a glass of water and put it in front of Zhu Gang, Zhu Li said strangely. The fat man is a big fat man, Zhu Dachang is fatter than him, and Zhu Gang is also fat. Three people together can be described in two words: Hefei. And Julie is petite, and the contrast is too obvious.
"Zhu Gang is a master I met during my travels, who is responsible for teaching me martial arts, and will live in our house in the future." The fat man said.
When he was on the road, he thought of a reason to let Zhu Gang live in his house.
"Martial arts master?" Zhu Dachang frowned, "Son, have you really thought about it, you want to learn martial arts?" I used to tell you to lose weight but you refused, how did you figure it out this time? ”
"Dad, I want to learn martial arts, not lose weight. Anyway, you don't care about my business, just let him live at home. The fat man said without annoyance.
"Mr. Zhu, are you really a martial arts master?" Zhu Dachang asked Zhu Gang.
(End of chapter)