(Cat flutter Chinese) "Can't I turn on the lights in my own house?" Tang Yuning replied very unreasonably.

"Okay, but why don't you sleep in the middle of the night?" Zhang Ming said depressedly, this Tang Yuning won't come to insult himself again, right? So Zhang Ming immediately pretended to be a weak girl who was going to be insulted, and directly pulled the quilt on himself, "You don't want to insult me again, do you?" ”

"Insult your big head." Tang Yuning saw Zhang Ming's expression and movements, and secretly thought that he looked like someone who would insult him? If I insult him, then the sun is really going to come out of the west, no, it's night, it's the moon coming out of the south.

"Then what are you doing in the middle of the night?" Zhang Ming saw that Tang Yuning was not rude to himself, so he immediately pretended to be relieved.

"I can't sleep, you can talk to me." Tang Yuning opened his mouth and said, sitting on the sand as he spoke, this time it was not too far away.

Zhang Ming only saw Tang Yuning wearing sexy pajamas this time, Zhang Ming, who was blind in the dark light before, didn't notice it, and now Tang Yuning can be said to have reflected her exquisite figure, and everyone knows that women's autumn pajamas, no matter how conservative they are, are all that thin, so Zhang Ming looked at Tang Yuning's dress, his eyes were straight, it can be said that he couldn't take his eyes off Tang Yuning, and he naturally replied, "Oh." ”

Tang Yuning saw Zhang Ming's eyes staring directly at him, and his pretty face turned red directly, so he stretched out his hand, "Give me the quilt." ”

"What?" Zhang Ming couldn't figure out what Tang Yuning wanted the quilt for, in fact, it wasn't that Zhang Ming couldn't figure it out, but that Zhang Ming's brain was already a little dull in front of such temptation, so he didn't react.

"Wait a minute." Tang Yuning thought about it or forgot it, this quilt was covered by Zhang Ming, so Tang Yuning decided to go to the house to get a quilt out and cover his body, so as not to be stared at by Zhang Ming, a pervert.

Zhang Ming watched Tang Yuning dangling in front of him in his pajamas, almost drooling, and Xiao Zhang Ming was already standing with his chest held high very unceremoniously.

After a while, Tang Yuning came out, this time wrapped in a quilt. "You don't want to sleep in the sand, do you?" Zhang Ming thought that Tang Yuning would give himself any temptation, but he didn't expect to come out wrapped in a quilt, which made Zhang Ming a little disappointed, because he couldn't see Tang Yuning's figure.

"I just wanted you to talk to me." This time, Tang Yuning came out wrapped in a quilt and seemed to feel safe, so it seemed more natural to sit on the sand.

"I said, sister, what time is it? But when it's the golden time to sleep, you told me I couldn't sleep. Zhang Ming said depressedly, it should be the best time to sleep at this time, and then Zhang Ming took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, it was now two o'clock in the night.

"You're not happy to let you talk to Miss Ben?" Tang Yuning raised his eyebrows, as if to say that as long as Zhang Ming dared to answer unwillingly, he would immediately go berserk.

"Well, I'd love to, it's a pleasure to know." Zhang Ming replied, no matter how you say this, you have to coax others, and then Zhang Ming continued, "Then tell me why you can't sleep, are you thinking too much in your head?" ”

"It's not you who hurt you, it's all because you're here" Tang Yuning complained to Zhang Ming for a while.

"Oh, let's go now, then." Zhang Ming saw Tang Yuning say this, so he made a gesture to leave.

"Forget it, I'm joking, it's not your fault." Tang Yuning saw Zhang Ming's action and immediately stopped, if you drive Zhang Ming away in the middle of the night, where will Zhang Ming go? So Tang Yuning could only say that he was joking.

"Oh." Zhang Ming replied with a word and didn't follow.

"Well, tell me a story or a joke." Tang Yuning felt that if Zhang Ming didn't say anything, the two would definitely be dull, so he asked Zhang Ming to tell the story.

"Well, I haven't read two storybooks, how can I tell it." Zhang Ming said with a bitter face that he is really not good at stories, and he really can't tell stories by telling himself.

"I don't care, whoever called you here can only count you unlucky." Tang Yuning played a trick, and he had to talk about it.

Zhang Ming, who was helpless, could only say, "Why don't I tell you a review of Journey to the West?" "Zhang Ming doesn't know much about the four famous novels, and he only knows Journey to the West, and he doesn't know anything else at all.

"No, the children of Journey to the West know that I don't listen." Tang Yuning shook his head and said, Tang Yuning is not interested in Journey to the West at all.

"My Journey to the West is different, but I created it originally, and it's different from normal." Zhang Ming tempted, as if the water products of Journey to the West had become superb, and it was impossible for ordinary people to know.

"Don't, you talk about anything else." Tang Yuning insisted on her own point of view, so she directly refused to agree to Zhang Ming, and still asked Zhang Ming to talk about other things.

"I'll tell you a joke, it's a bit difficult to tell you a story." Zhang Ming opened his mouth and said to Tang Yuning, because the story is too long, and some meat jokes Zhang Ming still has a few in his stomach, and he is going to take out the things at the bottom of the box and say it.

"Yes, okay." Tang Yuning saw that Zhang Ming wanted to tell a joke, how could there be any reason not to agree.

So Zhang Ming began to speak: the school held a meeting, and the director of discipline made the final conclusion: "In short, I hope that no matter where you are, you must remember that you are a student of our school, and you must not smoke while walking, you are not allowed to wear shorts in the classroom, and you are not allowed to talk about indecent topics even in your own room." "Also, female classmates, if there are some pig boys pestering you, don't pay attention to him. Ask yourselves, is it worth ruining your reputation for this happy hour? "Okay, what's the problem?" Just when the audience was silent, a tender voice suddenly said, "May I ask what I can do to make him last for an hour?" ”

"Why are you so annoying, what are you talking about?" After Tang Yuning listened to Zhang Ming's so-called joke, although he couldn't say that he understood it in seconds, he understood it after thinking about it carefully, and his face was flushed again at this time.

"It's just a joke, I saw it a few times ago, and I remembered it when I saw it was interesting." Zhang Ming said innocently, as if he was saying that he was just telling a joke, don't think about it.

"It's not funny, you have to talk about it again." Tang Yuning opened his mouth and asked Zhang Ming to continue.

"Well, don't you want it, you don't laugh when I tell a joke, why don't you tell one?" Zhang Ming felt that telling one meat joke was enough, and it would be boring to tell too much.

"No, I won't." Tang Yuning just wanted to listen and didn't want to speak.

"Then what are you going to do, do you want me to sit with you like this all night?" Zhang Ming said with a bitter face, although he was not very tired of doing such a thing, it was too boring to sit dry, if he could hug and touch it while sitting, Zhang Ming felt that he would be very happy.

~~b~~ Cat flutter Chinese