Chapter 135: The rabbit bites even when it is in a hurry
"Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze!" In the manor, Zhuang sneezed several times in a row.
Do I have a cold too?
No, as far as I know, anyone who eats the output of the manor is basically infected by "tavern disease".
Could it be that someone is cursing me?
I'm so happy, so someone is jealous of me!
"Sister Luoluo, Sister Rice, come here! There are so many bunnies here! A small voice came.
Zhuang didn't look far from the voice, and saw the rice girl, Luo Luo, Xiao Diandian, and the three girls of the big, medium and small were having fun.
In the front yard of the manor, there is a piece of land that is fenced.
This is one of the buildings of the manor, the "Little Beast Fence".
Of course, Zhuang Buyuan felt that it seemed more appropriate to call the so-called small beast pen "rabbit nest", because it was full of rabbits of all sizes, all of which were caught by big cows.
However, this "rabbit nest" also has an unexpected effect, such as attracting rice girls to come and visit when they have nothing to do.
This is the third time that the rice girl has come to the manor.
Since the last time Zhuang invited the rice girl to be a guest, the rice girl has been here twice.
Zhuang Buyuan has been busy with tunnels and investment, and the rice girl is also very busy, and often has to tour various cities, so they have already come twice, and the two of them have no chance to do anything, and Zhao Min's hair is gray.
Zhuang is not far away but enjoys this feeling, I am the owner of the village, and there are many beauties who want to sleep, right!
It's a big deal to wait for Loro to grow up!
I want to enjoy the process, and that's the process!
A certain owner of a lonely farmer comforted himself.
The three girls had no resistance to the rabbit, but Zhuang was not far away from the rabbit, and the only thought was braised rabbit meat, and he was hugging a rabbit at this time, stroking it affectionately.
The rice girl looked at Zhuang not far from the side, and dragged Luo Luo to ask in a low voice: "Luo Luo, do you think that your brother is very loving!" ”
Zhuang Buyuan said to the rice girl that Luo Luo was his cousin, and the two girls got along well.
Luo Luo rolled her eyes, and said in her heart that if you are not here, the saliva of the owner will flow.
"Actually, the owner ...... My brother is not loving, but he has a heart......"
Infatuation? The rice girl misheard, and her face was a little red.
Is this hinting at something?
Zhuang Buyuan continued to pet the rabbit affectionately, this meat is very fat, it must be delicious when it is braised in a braised state.
Look at this braised rabbit leg, this rabbit rib......
Well, this rabbit tail may be roasted, and it might be delicious......
At this moment, I suddenly heard a small little cry not far away: "Tutu bites me, it hurts!" It hurts! Woowoo woo ......"
"What's wrong?" Zhuang Buyuan was startled, threw away the rabbit in his hand, and hurriedly rushed out.
I saw a female rabbit shrinking in her nest, hiding a few fleshy rabbits beside her, which were not much bigger than her fingers, and stared at the little dots.
Xiao Diandian was holding her fingers and crying, Zhuang didn't far hold her little hand, and saw that her fingers were really bleeding.
"What's going on?"
"I just want to touch the little bunny, and the big bunny bites me, woo woo woo ......"
Zhuang Buyuan heard Xiao Diandian say this, looked at the big rabbit that was so vigilant that his hair was about to stand up, and then looked at the little rabbit that had just been born, frowned, and then straightened his face, stretched out his hand and slapped Xiao Dian's little hand twice.
"Brother Zhuang, why did you beat me?" The little ones are confused, shouldn't you go to fight the big rabbits? Why hit me?
Zhuang Buyuan said with a straight face: "Why do you want to touch the little rabbit?" ”
"Little Bunny is cute......"
"If you are cute, you have to touch it, so did your mother tell you what you would do if a stranger touched you?"
"I'm going to cry and scream and tell my mom and the teacher and my mom will hit him......"
"Then you go and touch the little rabbit, should the big rabbit bite you?" Zhuang Buyuan grimaced.
Xiao Diandian didn't expect Zhuang Buyuan to say this, she looked at the little rabbit, and then at the mother rabbit, and stopped talking.
"The little rabbit has just been born, you can't touch it casually, if you touch the little rabbit, the mother rabbit will abandon the little rabbit, so you must not touch the newborn little rabbit, understand?" Zhuang is not far away.
In fact, the reality is even more cruel, if the mother rabbit is frightened, or if the baby rabbit is contaminated with other people's taste, the mother rabbit may even eat her own baby.
And the female rabbit during the production period is very aggressive, as the so-called rabbit will bite when it is anxious, and the rabbit may also carry plague and rabies.
Little Dots loves rabbits, but safety education has to keep up.
Xiao Diandian was educated to lose her temper, lowered her head and didn't speak, Zhuang Buyuan hugged her over, checked her fingers, and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to the doctor." Be a little bit good, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt! ”
Maybe you have to get a rabies vaccine...... It's good to let this little guy have a longer memory. Zhuang Buyuan sighed helplessly in his heart.
Watching children is trouble.
The rice girl next to her looked at Zhuang Buyuan to educate a little bit, and couldn't help but say to Luo Luo: "Look at your farmer's brother, he has a good way of educating children, maybe he will be a good father in the future......"
The rice girl is also overflowing with motherhood, so she has to step forward to comfort Xiaodian.
At this moment, Xiao Diandian suddenly raised his head and said to Zhuang Buyuan: "Brother Zhuang, my mother doesn't want me anymore, is it because you touched me?" ”
Zhuang is not far away: "Huh? ”
What the?
What did you say?
I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River!
I didn't do anything! I really didn't do anything! Listen to me! Listen to me!
Don't sentence me to death, not for three years, I really didn't do anything!
……
Outside the farmhouse, there was a long queue.
"Each person is limited to five bottles, ID card, ID card out!" Lao Li used to do administrative work, and now he is busy registering everyone's ID cards, but there are still people who fish in troubled waters and buy a few more bottles.
The dispelling wine is so hot, it spreads ten to hundreds, and in one day, it becomes like this.
Just then, a van stopped, and several thugs got out of the car with their arms wagged.
"Big brother, that's it, that's where the medicine and wine were bought!"
"We used to ...... Ahh After sneezing a few times, the gangster brother took a closer look, and was stunned for a moment: "Isn't this the old guy in the No. 64 farmhouse?" They haven't even left? Still selling stuff here...... Hey, isn't that farmhouse No. 64? Why are you still here? ”
Seeing the goji oranges disguised as the courtyard wall, the gangster brother wondered in his heart, how did these people hide the No. 64 farmhouse?
"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" Ignoring the people in line, the thugs rushed to the front of the line, "Who told you to sell here!" With our permission? ”
There was also a gangster, who flatteringly took a bottle of medicinal wine from the table, unscrewed the lid and gave it to the gangster's eldest brother: "Big brother, you drink it quickly, it is said that it will be fine if you drink it!" ”
"Who told you to take it, did I say I'm going to sell it to you?"
"Sell? Did I say I was going to spend money to buy it? ”
After talking for more than half a sentence, a gangster pushed Lao Li, pushed Lao Li to a stumbling position, and touched the table behind him, and many bottles on the table fell to the ground and shattered.
"Old thing, you don't ask who the master is, you dare to be arrogant......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhuang's father carrying a maza and smashed it up.
"Hey, you should also inquire about your grandfather and I!"
Father Zhuang, a hot-blooded middle-aged man, has long looked at them unpleasantly.
(When writing this paragraph, the music software randomly arrived at "Big Brother, How Are You", this big brother is not his big brother, "I haven't been a big brother for many years" is more appropriate...... )