Chapter 1278: Serving Pig Food to Taijun

Half a day passed quietly, and everyone in Shiqiao Village was a little uneasy, and at noon, the interpreter came out of the house and found Uncle Guo and said, "It's not early, hurry up and prepare lunch for the princes, and put it outside the house when it's ready."

"Huh!" Although Uncle Guo was 10,000 unwilling in his heart, he still did so to organize the villagers to make lunch.

After the translator left, a stupid devil played by Pan Changjiang in the movie walked outside the kitchen, saw a large wooden barrel with food outside the house, and carried it with a few companions.

After Uncle Guo finished cooking, he poured the food into a wooden bucket and put it outside the house, and an old man from the village carried the wooden bucket and poured it into the pig trough not far away to feed the pigs without looking closely.

The translator walked over with a fan, and Uncle Guo glanced at the wooden barrel outside the house, and said with a smile, "I don't know if the food is to Taijun's taste."

The interpreter pulled out a vegetable leaf from his teeth with his fingers and said, "The taste is okay, the assorted soup you made is very satisfying."

"That's good, that's good" Uncle Guo's face changed halfway through speaking, where did he make at noon was an assorted soup, but a large bucket of noodles, and the so-called assorted soup should be.......

"What's wrong with you, your face is so ugly?" The translator asked, frowning.

"No....... It's nothing" Uncle Guo hurriedly smiled, and when the interpreter left, he ran to the pigsty in the village to take a look, and several big fat pigs were happily eating noodles, and they were used to eating rancid water for the first time to eat such a delicious thing.

He only felt that his heart was about to reach his throat, if the devil found out that they were eating pig food, the consequences would be unimaginable, but fortunately they didn't notice it.

Chen Ziang asked door to door at this time if there were any poisons such as poisonous rats, and if he wanted to kill many devils in a short time, poisoning in addition to hot weapons was also a good countermeasure, but unfortunately it was too early in that era, and rat drugs had not yet been popularized on the market, and ordinary people would not care too much even if they had rats at home.

"It seems that we still have to be positive," Chen Ziang thought to himself.

At this time, the foolish devil was about to drink water after eating a full meal, but he found that the marching kettle he had brought with him was empty, so he went to the river alone and poured water, and after filling the water, he put the kettle under a tree, and after taking a big sip, he leaned against the tree and took a nap in the shade of the tree.

As everyone knows, there are two twin boys who are no more than seven or eight years old standing on the tree, and the elder brother of the twins took out a rope, and an iron hook hung at the end of the rope, he put down the rope and quietly hooked up the marching kettle, and the two looked at each other and smiled.

The kettle was put down again after passing through the hands of the two, and then the two quietly went down the tree and left, hiding their merit and fame.

The stupid devil slept for less than half an hour, and suddenly a sharp whistle sounded in his ears, which was the sound of the assembly in the troops.

He hurriedly hung up the kettle beside him and ran towards the room where the officer was, and when he woke up, he opened the kettle and took a big sip, but he miraculously did not realize that the kettle was no longer water, because the water did not have a faint smell......

After taking a sip, he took another sip, this time he felt that there was a piece of something in the kettle that he drank into his stomach, but unfortunately he drank it too quickly and didn't have time to perceive what it was, he only thought it was a small fish and shrimp in the river, and accelerated towards the meeting place.

The bearded devil officer stood straight, and in the open space in front of him stood many subordinates, and the interpreter stood behind the officer and diligently fanned him with a fan.

"We must always be like a soldier, and now we will start counting the numbers," the devil officer ordered solemnly.

"One"

"Two"

"Three"

Everyone stood up in an orderly manner to report the number, and when it was the turn of the foolish devil, he was about to speak, when suddenly he let out a sound.

"Quack~"

Everyone burst into laughter, and the devil officer felt that he had lost face, so he walked up to the stupid devil and scolded, "Baga! He gave him a slap in the face, and the loud slap scared the others out of laughter.

The stupid devil covered his face and was very aggrieved, the croaking was obviously not shouted by him, but he didn't know why this croaking suddenly appeared, and he felt very wronged.

"I'll give you another chance, give me a good count!" The officer viciously dropped this sentence, and then opened the distance between himself and the others, stood three meters away and looked at them and said, "Recount!" ”

"One"

"Two"

"Three"

.....

When it was finally the turn of the foolish devil, he swallowed his saliva, and was about to continue to count, but the number had been shouted out of his throat and was about to blurt out, but it was still a croak.

The stupid devil was so frightened that his body twitched, and the bearded officer was notoriously short-tempered, and it was over.

The officer walked up to him quietly, raised his right arm to the highest, and fanned it with all his might.

Syllable!!!

The stupid devil was slapped by this slap and spun around in place three times before stopping, and the officer was about to open his mouth to curse when he heard another sound in his ear.

"Quack~"

The officer was about to get angry, and the interpreter stammered, "Tai, Taijun, it seems that it is really a frog"

"Huh?" The officer lowered his head and put his ear on the stupid devil's stomach, and sure enough, he clearly heard the cry of "quack".

"You guys hurry up and get the frog out of his stomach for me, what a fool" The officer frowned and brushed his sleeves away, and the interpreter hurriedly said to the two soldiers, "You guys hurry up and get the frog out, don't make Taijun angry again"

"Hey!" The two devils circled around the stupid devil twice, and then they came up with a solution, which was to make the stupid devil spit out the frog.

So, one of them hugged the stupid devil tightly, and the other person picked up his fist and hit him in the stomach, and the stupid devil who was punched more than a dozen times was dizzy, and his eyes were about to roll his eyes, but he didn't want to vomit.

"I've got a way!" One of the devils took off his military boots with a smile, the shoes that had been sweating for I don't know how many days were stinking, and as soon as he took off his shoes, the people around him couldn't help but cover their noses and fan the wind, it was really too smelly.

He quickly put his boots on the stupid devil's nose, and the stupid devil only felt a "fairy qi" rushing straight to his nasal cavity, rising to the top of his head to stimulate his brain, and his stomach instinctively opened his mouth and vomited.

The vomit contained a green-skinned frog, which jumped into the grass and disappeared.

"Noda, it's yours!" The interpreter patted the soldier on the shoulder appreciatively, and the soldier said proudly, "It's just a trivial matter"

After the stupid devil vomited, his mouth was crooked, his eyes were godless, as if he had fallen into evil, and he muttered "Flower Girl~Flower Girl~"

(End of chapter)