Some people say that the most unpalatable dishes in the world are not accidentally cooked by people who can't cook, but deliberately cooked by people who can cook.

This statement is true, because I am sitting in front of a whole table of unpalatable food that can poison people.

Picking up the chopsticks for the thirteenth time, I carefully put them down again, and said with a smile: "Little 'Lu', I don't seem to have done anything to you recently, right?" Why do you want to kill my life? ”

Xu 'Lu' snorted coldly, and said with a look of knowing that you know: "You should know someone's affairs very well, right?" ”

"Who is this so-called someone?" I tried to put a layer of 'confusion' and 'confusion' on my face.

She slapped the table and said loudly, "It's the Shen Ke who is going to die." Why has he been avoiding me lately? ”

"You're his 'girlfriend', you don't know, how can I know?" When I saw that she finally opened the skylight and spoke brightly, I immediately became confident.

Xu 'Lu' snorted coldly again, looking at me with a persistent temperament unique to a 'girl', and after a long time, he smiled weirdly.

"Let's do an experiment."

She sneered as she snatched my phone and put it on the table, then made a call from her own phone.

"Little 'Lu'? What's the matter? Shen Ke's slightly flustered words immediately came from the other side of the micro speaker.

Xu 'Lu' calmly gossiped with him, and then suddenly asked, "Where are you?" ”

"And where are you?" After being silent for a while, Shen Ke asked rhetorically.

Xu 'Lu' said unfazed: "Me? Of course, people sit obediently at home and read books. ”

"Haha, that's easy." Shen Ke's tone suddenly relaxed, "I'm there in Xiaoye, that guy wants me to accompany him to fight the landlord all day long, it's annoying." ”

"Okay, you play slowly, remember not to come home too late." Xu 'Lu' hung up the phone with a smile, and then glared at me with 'yin' cold eyes that could freeze blood, and said softly: "Xiaoye, what else do you have to say?" ”

I broke out in a cold sweat, and said in a dry throat: "I remember, I did have an appointment with him to fight the landlord today, but he hasn't arrived yet." E-book"

She smiled incomprehensibly: "Xiao Ye, you are so smart, of course you know that dying and struggling in such a situation will only have the opposite effect. Hmph, in that case, then we'll wait and see. ”

After about two minutes, the phone on the table began to vibrate, and there was an unpleasant whimpering sound, although I had heard this ringtone thousands of times and had long been accustomed to it, but this time I heard it and how it felt harsh.

Under the sight of Xu 'Lu' to kill people, I pressed the answer button tremblingly.

Shen Ke's nervous voice immediately came: "Xiao Ye, just now Xiao 'Lu' called to check the ward again. I said I'm at your place now, remember to help me block it, it's a big deal and I'll treat you to porridge tomorrow. ”

Damn, that kid caused a lot of trouble, and I was in dire straits, and he was so stingy that he was only willing to invite me to porridge. It's really a dog can't change eating!

Without saying anything, I hung up the phone directly, and then looked at Xu 'Lu' with an embarrassed expression.

Strange, when did this little girl become so powerful? Doesn't it mean that 'women' in love are idiots? Why did her exceptional IQ not only not become lower, but suddenly increased more than ten times, and 'made' me so smart that everyone fell in love with her.

Alas, it's really people's hearts are not ancient, and the world is declining.

Xu 'Lu' sat quietly across the table, glaring at me while helping me serve vegetables and soup.

It wasn't until the extra-large bowl in front of me was filled with the dishes she had prepared with her heart that she said slowly, "Has Xiaoke changed his mind?" Is he having an affair? Is he in love with another 'girl' child? Does he stop loving me anymore? Say it! ”

Sometimes I really admire the logical thinking ability of 'girl' children, which may not be seen at ordinary times, but as soon as it goes to emotion, super reasoning ability, they will come up with all kinds of possible 'sex' in an endless stream.

Some may not even happen in a lifetime, or a boy will never imagine it in a lifetime, and it is impossible to do it.

I scratched my slightly messy hair in annoyance and shook my head with a wry smile.

Xu Lu's face became more and more ugly, she bit her small lower lip, and said softly: "That's good, it's okay if you don't say it." Eat up everything in front of you, and if you're done, I won't ask anything more. ”

"Little 'Lu', do you know what love is?"

I looked at the table full of food, and my scalp tingled to try to distract her from it, so that I could cause some accidents, such as accidentally overturning the table, or pulling off the tablecloth, causing the table to fall to the floor.

I didn't expect such an inconspicuous attempt to be seen through by that little girl, she pressed the weight of her whole body on the dining table, and smiled indifferently: "Listen to your love theory, but don't make small moves." I know all those tricks of yours, Xiaoye. ”

"I'll tell you a story I've heard, a very bleak story." I had a chill down my spine and preached helplessly.

"There is a young and beautiful 'girl' child, who comes from a wealthy 'family', has a rich family, and is versatile, and has a good life. When she was sixteen years old, the matchmaker trampled on the 'door' of her family, but she never wanted to get married, because she felt that she had not met the boy she really wanted to marry.

"Until one day, the 'girl' went to a temple fair to relax, and in the midst of thousands of crowds, she saw a young man. Needless to say, from the moment she saw his figure, her 'chest' trembled like a rumbling, and her mouth rustled like a desert. The 'girl' child finally understood who she was waiting for.

Unfortunately, the temple fair was too crowded, and no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't get to that man's side. I just watched the man disappear into the crowd.

"For the next two years, the 'girl' child went around looking for the man, but the man seemed to have evaporated, and there was no trace of him.

"The 'girl' prayed to the Buddha every day to see that man again.

Her sincerity finally touched the Buddha, who appeared in her dream and said, "Do you really want to see that man again?"

"The 'girl' nodded: Yes! I just want to see him again, even if it's just for a glance!

"The Buddha asked, "What if the price is to give up everything you have now, including the person who loves you and the happy life?"

"The 'girl' child said: I can give up!

The Buddha asked, "And you have to practice for another 500 years before you can see him." Don't you really regret it?

The 'girl' child nodded resolutely: I will never regret it!

So the 'girl' child became a big rock and lay down in the wilderness.

"More than 400 years of wind and sun, miserable, but the 'girl' children feel nothing, the uncomfortable thing is that they have not seen a person for more than 400 years, and they can't see a little hope.

"It made her break down. It wasn't until the last year that a quarryman came, and one of them took a fancy to her enormity, chiseled her into a huge stone, and carried her into the city. They were building a stone bridge, so the 'girl' became the guardrail of the stone bridge.

"On the first day the stone bridge was built, the 'girl' child saw the man she had been waiting for for five hundred years!

"He hurried, as if he was in a hurry, and quickly walked through the middle of the stone bridge.

The man did not and would never notice that there was a stone beside him, and he was staring at him intently.

Soon, the man disappeared into the distance again. After he left, the Buddha appeared.

"The Buddha looked at the 'girl' with kind eyes and asked, "Are you satisfied?"

"The 'girl' shook her head frantically, no! Why? Why am I just the guardrail of the bridge? If I had been laid in the middle of the bridge, I would have been able to touch him, I would have been able to 'touch' him!

"The Buddha asked, 'Do you want to 'touch' him? Then you still have to cultivate for five hundred years!

"The 'girl' nodded with tears in her eyes: I do!

The Buddha hesitated and asked: You have suffered so much, do you really not regret it?

"The 'girl' child smiled softly: I will never regret it!

"The 'girl' child has become a big tree, standing on an official road where people come and go, and many people pass by here every day, and the 'girl' child watches from a close distance every day, but this is even more uncomfortable, because countless times I have seen a person come with hope, and countless times my hope has been dashed.

"If it weren't for the cultivation of the first five hundred years, I'm afraid the 'girl' child would have collapsed long ago!

"As the days passed, the hearts of the 'girl' gradually calmed down. She understood that he wouldn't show up until the last day.

"Another five hundred years! On the last day, the 'girl' knew that he would come, but her heart was no longer 'excited'.

"It's coming! He's coming! He was still wearing his favorite white 'colored' gown, and his face was still so handsome, and the 'female' child looked at him stupidly.

This time, he didn't rush by, because it was too hot. He noticed a big tree on the side of the road, and the dense shade was very 'inviting'.

"Take a break! He thought so. He walked to the foot of the tree, leaned against the root, closed his eyes slightly, and fell asleep. The girl 'touched' him! He's leaning against her! However, she could not tell him about her thousand-year-old lovesickness for him.

She had to do her best to gather the shade of the trees to block him from the scorching sun.

"A thousand years of tenderness, waiting for only a moment for the man to take a nap, maybe he still has something to do, so he stood up and patted the dust on the robe.

A moment before leaving, the man looked up at the tree and stroked the trunk slightly, probably to thank the tree for bringing him coolness. Then, he walked away without looking back!

The moment he disappeared from her sight, the Buddha reappeared.

The Buddha said, "Are you satisfied?" Do you still want to be his wife? If that's the case, you'll still need to cultivate for a thousand years.

"No need. ' The girl calmly interrupted the Buddha's words: I really want to, really want to. But there is no need.

The Buddha wondered, "Why?"

"The 'girl' has tears in her eyes, so it's already good, and you don't have to be his wife to love him. Please tell me, has his current wife suffered as much as I did?

The Buddha nodded slightly.

The 'girl' laughed: I can do it, but I don't have to.

"At this moment, the 'girl' child found that the Buddha sighed slightly, or rather, the Buddha breathed a sigh of relief. The girl was a little surprised, did the Buddha also have something on his mind?

Then, a smile bloomed on the Buddha's face: It's good that you made such a choice, because there is a boy who can wait a thousand years less, and he has been cultivating for two thousand years in order to be able to see you.

I 'licked' my tongue and said, "Life is always balanced in a way that we understand or don't understand. Asking what is the state of the world is a thing descending from one thing.

According to the famous writer Zhang Xiaoxian, love is not complicated, it comes and goes in just three words, isn't it you? It's that I love you, I hate you, and then I'm sorry, forget it.

"Actually, love is actually a chemical reaction, it is produced by the 'moon', but the lifespan of this substance is only 18 to 36 months. After all, this is a disappointing and even desperate thing for enthusiastic and persistent young people. ”

"What's my business?" Xu 'Lu' narrowed his eyes.

"Absolutely." I said righteously: "Compared with love, friendship is much more sincere." If there are no major surprises, there is no fatigue period in friendship, and it can last a lifetime. ”

After saying that, I resigned myself to picking up my chopsticks, constantly cursing Shen Ke in my heart, and then buried my head in the dish that I don't know how many bottles of mustard oil were put in.

The deliberate cooking of the person who knows how to cook is really unpalatable, and as soon as I swallowed it, my snot and tears welled up together.

Just when I was crying out in despair for God's deliverance, the savior really came. Not alone, though, but a phone call.

After answering, put down your phone. I let out a long sigh and said to Xu Lu, "I don't play with you two fools who haven't graduated from kindergarten." Little 'Lu', I'm going to go out soon, and you will 'hand' the fake note to the teacher for me. ”

"Leave again?" Xu 'Lu' was full of surprise, and he couldn't care about forcing me to eat the friendship package again, and asked repeatedly: "Where are you going to skip class this time?" ”

"Huzhou Zhushan." I looked out of the floor-to-ceiling windows with a longing face, and the sky was destitute and blue. "What are you doing there? What's the fun there? "Absolutely! It is a sacred place for all tea ceremony lovers, and it is also the place where Lu Yu, the ancestor of the tea ceremony, is laid to rest. Hehe, looks like there's something interesting going on......"