Chapter 402: Your whole family is a monkey!
Blue Stone Leaf Manor, outside the gate of the pyramid, the big scoop in charge of the sentry suddenly sounded the alarm.
In less than two minutes, Xu Jianfei and others were already armed with firearms, wearing goggles, and wearing protective clothing, pouring out of the manor and waiting for them.
"Wait...... It doesn't seem to be an enemy......" The big scoop squinted and looked at it for a while, and said, "It seems to be Sazle'......"
"What do you mean?"
"I'm blind, for us, the Fallen Dragons look the same, and it's scary to look at......," the big scoop shuddered, "and it seems to have hair on it...... Hey, that's not Maomao...... It seems to be really Sazler! β
Despite this, the well-trained large group of others were still vigilant, staring at the moving monster that appeared on the horizon.
From a distance, Sazler shouted: "Master, don't shoot, it's me!" β
"It's Sazler!" Hearing this voice, Xu Jianfei breathed a sigh of relief.
Soon Sazler ran closer, and several people squinted at Sazler: "Strange, Sazler, when did you grow hair?" β
"Still getting so fat?"
"Is it cold outside? Still wearing a sweater? β
"Hey!" Sazle snorted angrily and pulled off the hair balls from his body one by one and threw them on the ground: "These damn velvet people, pestering me alive and dead, if I wasn't worried that there would be nothing to eat on the road, I could have used them as food, I would have left them out a long time ago!" β
On the ground, one by one the hair balls rolled, and then lined up in a row, looking up at Xu Jianfei and the others in horror and sluggishness, shivering on the ground.
Xu Jianfei and others stared at this group of velvet people.
"Velvet Man...... Ah, wait! Velvet man? β
"Go and tell the owner that Sazler has brought the velvet man!"
Xu Jianfei happily patted Sazler's chest: "Okay, you, Sazler, you are worthy of being the best headhunter in the manor!" β
"I thought you'd go back to Gold Rush!"
"Why are you still outside, what's going on outside?"
Sazler was moved, he was always disliked and hunted down outside, and when he arrived at the manor, everyone treated him like a relative, and he was proud, shaking his head and boasting about his great achievements.
"Hey, wait......" Listening to this, Xu Jianfei felt that something was wrong, "You said you ran away?" What are you running, our paintball guns have much better range and accuracy than those short guns, what are you running! Let's get to work! β
"Yes, since these people are chasing you all day, let's kill them all and come back! Let's see who dares to bully you in the future! β
"Kill it, kill it!"
Sazler just shook his head.
"Ah, have you forgotten how? You need to open insurance first. β
"Have you run out of bullets? Would you like me to add a little more for you? β
"Can't you shoot well? Let's go and practice! β
"No, Sazle, you deal with so many people alone, and the rate of fire of the gun can't catch up, so I should have two guns for you! Twin guns Sazler, how cool is that! β
"Two guns and a fart, Sazler has four hands, and he should have four guns! Four guns firing together, it's a human Gatling! Doodoo doodle dada! Boom Boom! A booster can be killed! β
Finally, Sazler slapped the table angrily: "Damn, you bunch of losers!" β
"What kind of shooting, Lao Tzu's heart hurts! What a heartache! β
"Whoever tells me to shoot again, I'll be in a hurry! I'll kill you, believe it or not! β
"Shoot, Lao Tzu's life is not as expensive as a bullet! You losers! β
"Why didn't you tell me sooner! I just wasted a few, a few! β
My blood of time, my money!
Sazler was furious, chasing after these bastards for a while, and several people jumped after them.
While running, Da Hei laughed: "Wow, are you training to escape today?" This character is awesome, is this an online game? Sazler's personality is so interesting! Is there still such a script for simulation training? β
The crowd gave Big Black a look of pity.
Poor child, if only the truth were known......
Suddenly, Daqun felt a chill on the back of his neck, and suddenly turned his head, and saw Xu Jianfei staring at the back of his neck with a cruel smile.
No, instructor, I don't know anything, I don't remember anything!
I didn't want to say anything!
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When Zhuang arrived in a hurry, he saw a group of people lying on the ground, and Sazler was also snorting and panting.
"Hey, Lao Sa!" Zhuang Buyuan greeted Sazler, "I heard that you brought the velvet people?" β
Sazler wanted to get up, but he couldn't stand up out of breath, so he could only point to the pile of hairy balls next to him.
Zhuang Buyuan, who was squatching on his shoulder, rarely did not continue to play the game, but stood upright and stared with wide eyes.
After seeing the hairy ball, he screamed and rushed out of Zhuang's shoulder.
Then in the blink of an eye, they mixed into a group of hairy balls, and even Zhuang was not far away, and he couldn't tell who was who.
After a long time, Yu Di came over with a group of hairy dumplings.
At present, he is an old velvet man with gray coats, and the wrinkles on his face can trap mosquitoes.
He lay on the ground and saluted Zhuang Buyuan: "Honorable lord of the manor, thank you for taking in Yu Di, and for sending brave soldiers to save us from the Black Triangle Bandits......"
"You're welcome, you're welcome." Zhuang didn't blink far away and looked at Yu Di, "This is?" β
"This is my grandfather's hoop."
"Ah, hello grandpa......"
"This is my dad's ......"
"Ah, hello uncle......"
"This is my uncle's ......"
"Ah, how are you, uncle......"
"This is my brother's ......"
Zhuang is not far away to scold his mother, mother, how did you come up with this name, Lao Tzu's dictionary is about to be turned over and I don't know what these words read!
"Don't be polite when you come, just treat the manor as your own home, come, come, I'll take you to visit the manor......" Zhuang beckoned not far away, and walked towards the manor with a group of fluffy cashmere people.
When passing by Sazler, Zhuang patted Sazler not far away, and then gave him a thumbs up: "Old Sa, it's awesome!" β
Lao Sa's efficiency is too high, it's only been a long time, and the whole family has already been served in one pot!
If you don't admire, you can't!
I was so naΓ―ve before, I even wanted to headhunt with old Sabi!
The best headhunter in the manor is really invincible!
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Zhuang Buyuan took Yu Di's family around, and in the zoo, a staff member saw it and immediately ran to report the good news to Director Ke in surprise:
"Great joy, Principal! Mr. Zhuang doesn't know where to introduce a large number of monkeys, and our monkey mountain can also be reopened! β
Yu Di: "Huh? β
Taker: "Huh? β
Yuzhen: "What? β
Yu Kong: "You are the monkey, your whole family is a monkey!" β