Chapter 207: Jade Rabbit
As soon as she entered the door, she saw the big rabbit lying comfortably on the bed, she probably thought the bed was very soft, "Why did you only come back now and lock me up for a day." The rabbit said with his mouth open and closed, revealing dissatisfaction in his tone.
"Shhhh Be quiet, there's still someone out there. Xiao Fei said, "I still have to go to school during the day and go on dates at night, so I don't have time to accompany you." ”
"Humph! At the beginning, Tang Seng learned the scriptures, and I was ordered to go down to obstruct it, but it was the king's daughter who did it. It's delicious and delicious every day, and there are maids waiting for you......" Yutu said dissatisfied.
"It's different now, you don't have the treatment of a princess with me." Xiao Fei said, "The last time you went down to earth, someone was staring at the sky, just like a prisoner. And this time you are free, much better than last time. Alright, alright, I'll take you out as soon as I have time, and I'm sure you'll definitely fall in love with the mortal life you have now. ”
After speaking, he threw the bag at her, "Eat, this is for buying your carrots." ”
"This girl doesn't eat carrots, I want to eat meat and drink wine!" Yutu threw the bag to the ground and said dissatisfiedly.
"Rabbits eat meat too?"
"This girl is a fairy, right? It's a shame that you're still a cultivator, so you don't understand this bit of common sense. Yutu glanced at Xiao Fei and said.
"Hehe, I just think it's a little strange, I haven't met a grazing animal cultivating into an immortal before." Xiao Fei said, "Do you like carrots or not, anyway, we have all eaten today, and I won't take you out again." ”
"I'm a demon fairy, and I've been able to eat and drink dew for a long time." Yutu said, "But I haven't eaten a carrot for hundreds of years, and today this girl will give you a face and eat it." Just take it as an aftertaste. After saying that, she stretched out a huge rabbit leg and made a move to the ground, and a carrot in the bag flew out and was caught in her hand.
"When you talk to me, can you become a person?" Xiao Fei said, "Such a big rabbit, just like Bugs Bunny, looks very strange. ”
"It doesn't matter." Jade Rabbit said. After speaking, a burst of green smoke flashed, and the big rabbit Bugs Bunny, who was lying on the bed, suddenly turned into a fourteen or fifteen-year-old little girl. Holding a thick carrot in his hand, he put it in his mouth and nibbled on it.
And when she gnawed, she used the first two front teeth, which was very cute, and she was a veritable rabbit tooth girl.
"You ate something from the mortal world, don't mess around in my room in the future!" Xiao Fei said. The fairy meal wind drink dew will not poop 1 pee 1 pee. However, if you eat something from the mortal world, you will excrete those food residues after digestion.
Therefore, the gods basically don't eat things in the mortal world, and if they eat them, they have to pull and be troublesome. And the food of Heavenly Court, such as peach, jade liquid elixir and the like, is free of impurities, and all of them will be absorbed by the body.
Listening to Xiao Fei's words, Yutu suddenly became angry, "You just have to pull 1, your whole family has to pull 1!" ”
"Eh, I forgot that you are a demon fairy and treat you as an ordinary rabbit." Xiao Fei said embarrassedly. Animals become immortals, which inevitably gives people a preconceived notion that they do not understand human etiquette. However, when she turns into a rabbit, she may really want to pull around, after all, the country is easy to change, and her nature is difficult to change.
Crunchy!
As if he was angry with Xiao Fei, Yutu ate a carrot in a few clicks. After eating, he licked his lips as if he couldn't get enough of it. With a gesture of his hand, he grabbed the whole bag and took out another one to eat.
It didn't take long for her to eat an entire bag of carrots. Since the last time she went down to earth during the Tang Dynasty, she has never been down to earth. I haven't eaten carrots for a thousand years, and carrots are a staple food for rabbits, so I miss the taste.
The last time she became a princess, she often secretly went to the imperial dining room to eat carrots.
"Okay, you're a bunny now, I'm going to take you out to meet the two girls outside." Xiao Fei said.
"You're making me change around, it's fun, isn't it?" Yutu glared at Xiao Fei and said. Just now, she changed from a big rabbit to a human, and now Xiao Fei has turned her into a little rabbit.
"If you don't become a pet rabbit, they'll make a fuss. In the past, when you were a princess of Tianzhu, you would let others know that you were a fairy? Xiao Fei said, "After you become a pet rabbit, they will like you very much." You can also take the opportunity to see how they play with those computers in the mortal world, mobile phones, etc., and you can play by yourself after you learn it. ”
Xiao Fei said: "My mobile phone, in the Heavenly Court, can be exchanged for a magic weapon, and the cultivation of immortal exercises. And after you've courted them, you might even give you a phone. Think about it, isn't it a good deal? ”
"Okay!" Jade Rabbit said. After speaking, a puff of green smoke drifted by, and a cute little white rabbit appeared on the ground.
So Xiao Fei picked up the jade rabbit and walked out.
"What a cute little white rabbit!" Seeing the jade rabbit in Xiao Fei's arms, Lin Xiaowu and Lan Yudie's attention were immediately attracted from the TV and screamed.
"Let me hug!" Lin Xiaowu reached out and took the jade rabbit from Xiao Fei's arms, stroked the white snow-like fluff on its body, and couldn't help but admire, "This pet rabbit is so beautiful, the whole body looks like it's made of white jade." ”
Hearing Lin Xiaowu say that it was a pet rabbit, Yutu twisted his body in dissatisfaction in protest.
"Let me hug me too!" Lan Yudie looked at Xinxi and said, so Lin Xiaowu handed over the jade rabbit to Lan Yudie.
"It's so cute, its body is so soft!" Holding the jade rabbit in his arms, Lan Yudie said.
Just as Lan Yudie was holding her, Jade Rabbit suddenly stretched out her front paws, pulled Lan Yudie's collar at once, and climbed up. At the neckline, turn its head and look around.
The rabbit's whiskers scratched the skin on her chest, making Blue Rain Butterfly laugh.
It turned out that Yutu felt that Lan Yudie's place was too big, and wanted to open the collar to see if there was anything in her.
When he found out that it was real, Jade Rabbit became jealous, and his paws kept scratching at the two soft things.
"Cows are just good!" Lin Xiaowu sighed when she saw this.
"Yours isn't small, okay?" Lan Yudie said.
"But it's still not as good as you." Lin Xiaowu sighed: "You can even attract rabbits, this rabbit must be male." ”
You are the male, and your whole family is male! Hearing this, Jade Rabbit kept cursing in his heart. However, she didn't know the current situation in the mortal world, and she didn't dare to change back to her true body indiscriminately. Of course, her caution is correct, because after the founding of the country, monsters are not allowed to become essences. If the relevant authorities heard the news, they would definitely arrest her and dissect her.
However, the Jade Rabbit did not become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China, but thousands of years ago.
Seeing that the rabbit was still scratching her breast, Lan Yudie put it down, so as not to damage her baby by it.
Seeing Lan Yudie put it down, Lin Xiaowu picked it up again, and said with some doubts, "This perverted rabbit won't catch me, right?" ”