Chapter 1045 Domestic Lingling Paint (6)
The crowd ran around like a school of frightened fish in the water, clanging, the barbecue grill knocked to the ground, and the red charcoal fire ignited the carpet, emitting the burnt smell of fried eggs.
Liu Jianming ran with the crowd and ran past Ling Lingqi......
Coldly, one hand grabbed Liu Jianming's foot and neck, just like the third watch walking at night and suddenly being touched by a ghost on his heel, so frightened that he hurriedly turned back.
"Relay, relay, man, relay!" Ling Lingqi said, this guy has a few bullet holes in the chest of his white suit, and there is also one on his thigh, and the blood stains his white pants red, just like a big aunt.
"I'm going, and I don't die after so many shots? Brother dei, are you possessed by the Supreme Treasure? Liu Jianming couldn't help but ask a little spoofed.
"How do you know I'm possessed by the Supreme Treasure? Let me tell you, I often dream that I have become a monkey called Supreme Treasure, and I have met the beautiful and moving Zixia Fairy......" Ling Lingqi gushed endlessly, climbing Liu Jianming's thigh, and actually stood up like no one, as if the bleeding bullet hole in his leg did not hurt at all.
"Brother dei, the story of your Supreme Treasure is safe, I'll listen to you slowly...... Since you're fine, I'll go first. Liu Jianming turned his head and left.
"Hey, relay, relay, relay." Ling Lingqi hurriedly leaned on Liu Jianming, pulled his chest open, revealing a large black steel plate underneath, and the four yellow warheads were all embedded in it, just like the tofu was dotted with four golden raisins.
"Fortunately, I put on the body armor that Wen Xi gave me before I came, so I didn't really go to see Zixia Fairy, but unfortunately, there are body armor but no bulletproof pants." Ling Lingqi said as he looked at the bullet holes in his thighs that were still bleeding. "Next time I'll ask that old guy to invent one for me."
Liu Jianming looked ahead, "Oh no, the back door is blocked, we can't get out...... You wait here for a while, I'll figure out how to get out, and then I'll get you outside......"
"Hey-" Ling Lingqi stretched his voice and waved his hand and said, "Don't bother so much...... I, Ling Lingqi, am a full-time worker of the Dragon Group...... Oh no, it's an official team member, isn't it a waste of fame? Stand farther away. ”
Although Liu Jianming didn't know what it meant, he still took a step back according to the requirements of the coerced criminal.
"Stand farther away!"
Liu Jianming took a few steps back.
"Stand farther away!"
Liu Jianming simply ran more than ten meters away one after another.
"How? Okay, right? Can't you go down?! The enemy is coming! Liu Jianming asked from afar.
"Don't doubt the ability of a regular dragon worker, that's an insult to the glory of our dragon group...... Sorry, it's a bit too much. Please take a look. ”
Ling Lingqi took off the white bowler hat he wore on his head, and pointed it towards the wall, like a suction cup, and attached it to the surface of the courtyard wall.
Liu Jianming didn't know what the hell this pretending criminal was going to do, so he asked, "What are you doing with a hat and hanging it on the wall?" ”
"Wrong!" Ling Lingqi waved his hand, "It's not an ordinary hat. It looks like a white hat, but in reality, it's a timed bluff. ”
"Timing scam?! I'll go! "Liu Jianming really accepted it, if he doesn't accept it, there are too many strange things on this pretending to be a prisoner.
And he is also bold, and he has been shaking for so long with a timed deception stuck in his head, forcing him to hide the thunder in the pants of a certain drama boss.
"Timed for ten seconds. Alright, get out of the way! ”
Ling Lingqi held his ears with both hands and retreated to a safe distance.
Ten seconds later.
"Hey, it didn't blow up?" Liu Jianming looked at Ling Lingqi.
"Won't it?"
Ling Lingqi ran over to check it, "I'm sorry, I forgot to install the battery...... Do you have batteries on you, number seven? ”
"Nope." Liu Jianming was speechless. This kind of slag sand sculpture to the extreme is actually a regular worker of the dragon group, which is really a bit suspicious of life.
"Did you bring a gun, then? Just shoot it in the center of my hat, and hit the center of the circle with a fixed target at 30 meters, right? Otherwise, you can lend me a gun, and I'll help you......" Ling Lingqi asked.
"Get out of the way!"
Liu Jianming was too lazy to talk to him, and if he continued like this, he would not be chased and killed by the gunman, and he would be angry to death by this pretending to be a criminal.
Liu Jianming raised his pistol, aimed at the center of the white yarmulme hat from a distance, and boom, shot out.
Orange flames rose instantly.
Rumble!
The earth shakes and the mountains shake.
Bricks and stones flying.
The scene was like a sandstorm, the smoke was misty, the smell of cement was unbearable, and it was uncomfortable to die in the nostrils.
The three-meter-high white courtyard wall was blown into a big hole, not to mention two people, even if you drive a small car, it is more than enough.
Liu Jianming held Ling Lingqi, and the two of them covered their noses and escaped from the smoke-filled hole.
Coming to the side of the grove, Ling Lingqi looked at the empty woods, and looked sad: "Ah Qin actually left me and fled alone...... It's so unrighteous. I want to cry now, I want to cry a lot. Dude, lend me a shoulder. ”
Liu Jianming immediately dodged away, listened attentively, and heard a lot of footsteps behind him, and it seemed that many people followed the trail to chase and kill.
"Brother Dei, let's get out of here quickly, when it's safe, you can cry as long as you want." Liu Jianming said.
"Well, listen to your ...... Hey, man, do your good deeds to the end? Give me a ride, I don't have a car! ”
Ling Lingqi dragged his bleeding thighs and chased after Liu Jianming's back.
……
Regent Grand Guesthouse.
"Brother dei, the high-end and high-grade hotel you told me on the road turned out to be such a room?" Liu Jianming asked Ling Lingqi, almost unable to believe his eyes.
Even if the room is small, the table is still covered with black oil stains, and I don't know how long it hasn't been wiped, and there are two Xiaoqiang crawling around in the oil stains.
The only appliances in the room were an old-fashioned black-and-white TV on the desk and an old DVD player.
Next to the table was a rudimentary wooden bed, with a yellow magazine at the head of the bed.
Open it, inside is an eighteen forbidden foreign girl, ****, and there is a fishy smell of "Pipi shrimp" on the picture.
As a veteran driver, of course I know what it tastes like.
"Hey, although the sparrow is small, it has all kinds of organs! Regent Hotel and Regent Hotel are not just a few words apart, are they not the same stay? If you want to read this magazine, you have to wear stereoscopic glasses to enjoy it, come on, you try it. ”
Ling Lingqi took the special glasses and put them in front of Liu Jianming's eyes, and immediately the foreign goddess in the magazine changed, and the white rabbit became Everest.
"Boring."
Liu Jianming dropped the magazine and went to the sink to wash his hands.
The white porcelain surface of the pool is also black, and the curly black hair can be faintly seen on the filter screen of the inlet.
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