Chapter 2 Uncle, you need to take medicine
In line with the purpose of friendly exchanges, Shangguan Xiaohong took the hand of the medicine beauty and came to Qingfu.
"The CEO is back!"
"Hurry up and greet the eldest lady!"
"The eldest lady is back!"
"Master, master, the eldest lady is back!"
The yellow-haired, white-haired, purple-haired, and green-haired four killers made a noise at the door of the Qingfu. Soon, Qingfu became lively. Shangguan Ba, Shangguan Yun, Shangguan He, Shangguan Qing, and Shangguan Tu came one after another. Shangguan Ba took his little daughter Yaya's hand, Yaya was very unappreciative, "The old man let go of me, let go of me!"
Shangguan Yun, Shangguan He, Shangguan Qing, Shangguan Tu, the four middle-aged men are also helpless, and their little sister Shangguan Yaya is more special.
"My granddaughter is back!"
Shangguan Ba tore away his steps, revealing his domineering spirit to shock everyone present.
"Old man, you let me go! ”
Shangguan Yaya is still resisting.
Shangguan Xiaohong first greeted her grandfather, and then greeted several uncles. "It's all here. Xiaohong was muttering too.
Shangguan Jin said: "Hehe, my sister, naturally I notified you." ”
Shangguan Xiaohong said: "Brother, you are really ......"
Shangguan Jin said: "What is it? empathetic, tall and handsome, vigorous and lively?"
Shangguan Xiaohong said: "It's too much." ”
Shangguan Jin also laughed it off.
Yao Mei is also very easy-going, everyone is an acquaintance. Shangguan Ba, the old man of the Shangguan family, is very powerful, and occasionally dispenses medicine for him, taking the kind of medicine that can improve his skills in bed. The eldest , the second, the third, the fourth, and several middle-aged men of the Shangguan family are also there. Yao Mei shook hands with them one by one.
"Shangguan Yun Xiao'er, why are you avoiding me!"
"Senior, in-service. ”
Shangguan Yun's face remained unchanged.
"Shangguanhe, your qi and blood are not very healthy, pay attention to the rhythm, don't be a few times a night. ”
“——”
Hearing the admonition of the medicine beauty, Shangguan He just didn't hear it.
It's the turn of the third child, and the third child is Shangguan Xiaohong's father, Shangguan Qing. The master of Qingfu glanced at the medicine beauty, and said in his heart: "The medicine beauty, this old and immortal woman, is really annoying. The eldest brother and the second brother treat her as a guest, and I don't want to see her!" Shangguan Qing is still holding a grudge, at the beginning, Xiaohong was sick, but the medicine beauty said that Xiaohong would not live for a few years and would not be cured.
Now, Xiaohong is jumping around and is extremely violent, and Shangguan Qing looks down on eye medicine beauties. "It's just an old woman who sells love drugs, although her skin is tender, her heart is drooping and old. Even though he thought like this, Shangguan Qing also had a smile on his face.
The medicine beauty was very close, almost touching Shangguan Qing's face.
"What's the matter?" Shangguan Qing said again.
"Third child, you can't give birth to a son. The medicine beauty suddenly came to say this.
"——" Shangguan Qing.
The eldest of the Shangguan family, the second, and the fourth, including the old man, looked at Shangguan Qing at the same time. Well, yes, the third child does not have a son, only a daughter, ah no, according to the fine tradition of the Shangguan family, the third child must have an illegitimate daughter, a sure thing! Even the old man Shangguan Ba thinks so.
Shangguan Qing suppressed the surging fighting spirit, and he couldn't wait to slap the medicine beauty to death. Fortunately, the medicine beauty is also interesting, and after changing to another target, she walked towards Shangguan Tu, "Fourth, you ......"
Shangguan Tu hurriedly said: "Beauty, beauty, medicine beauty senior." I'm fine, I'm fine, everything is normal, I'm a night long, and I have a son. My reproductive organs are very healthy, I don't need your medicine, you are really careful, ahahaha, hahaha. ”
The medicine beauty sniffed at the fourth child and smiled weirdly. Didn't say anything.
It would have been nice if she had said something, but she didn't say anything. Shangguan Tu was unhappy, and his heart was furious. "Oh, am I sick, the medicine beauty already knows, but she doesn't tell me! No, I must get the words out of her mouth, what kind of disease do I have! The eldest brother and the second brother are middle-aged men who have been sick several times a night, I am clean and self-loving, I should be fine! No, no, no, no, I have a problem, even my father Shangguan Ba can be free in Xiangge! The problem is big! I am sick, I must be sick!"
The more I thought about it, the more scared Shangguan Tu was when he walked. In addition, Yao Mei and Shangguan Xiaohong chatted cordially, glancing at him from time to time.
"I'm really sick!" Shangguan Tu sweated. "I must have a good chat with Xiaohong, Xiaohong will come out of the mouth of the medicine beauty, what kind of disease I have. Well, just do it!" Shangguan Tu nodded secretly.
Shangguan Ba pulled Shangguan Xiaohong with his left hand, pulled Shangguan Yaya with his right hand, and walked into Qingfu.
Shangguan Yun, Shangguan He, Shangguan Qing, Shangguan Jin and Shangguan Tu followed. "Uncle, what's wrong with you, your steps are fluttering, is it too long to fight with your aunt in bed!"
Shangguan Tu glared at Shangguan Jin. "Shut up for me. I'm sick! Can you make me quiet? ”
—"Shangguan Jin."
An incomprehensible middle-aged man, sure enough, there is a generation gap between generations. Or my sister Xiaohong can understand my noble taste and uninhibited feelings. Shangguan Jin shook his hand and walked briskly forward. "Grandpa, grandpa, do you see the yellow mouse on my stomach?"
"This poor painting technique, a very yellow little mouse, looks like the failure of an unknown painter. Don't show it off in front of me. Shangguan Ba said unhappily.
"——" Shangguan Xiaohong.
My grandfather, that was painted by your granddaughter!
"The beautiful girl tattoo on my belly is art!" Shangguan Ba did not forget to promote his own tattoo, and the tattoo was Shangguan Yaya's mother. Usually it can't be revealed, only when Shangguan Ba is excited, the pattern will appear.
Shangguan Xiaohong and Shangguan Jin were embarrassed. Especially Shangguan Xiaohong. Why, the cute Pikachu has become a very yellow little mouse.
Shangguan Yaya smiled and said, "Old man, the little yellow mouse was painted by Xiaohong!" ”
When Shangguan Ba heard this, he said in his heart: "It's not good, did I hurt my granddaughter's self-esteem just now." The old man immediately corrected his mistake and made up for it.
Shangguan Ba let go of Shangguan Xiaohong and Shangguan Yaya's hands, and his footsteps stopped. Staring seriously and earnestly at the very yellow little mouse on his grandson's belly, ah, no, it's Pikachu.
"Don't say it, this little yellow thing is quite a thief. Let me see again. ”
Shangguan Ba suddenly raised his grandson, and the old man held Shangguan Jin with one hand and looked up at the Pikachu tattoo on his grandson's stomach.
"Well, looking at the problem in a different position can always find something new. Shangguan Ba sighed.
The old man's four sons were moved at the same time, what is the situation? Especially the eldest Shangguan Yun, Shangguan Jin is his son, the son he likes! His son is being lifted above his head by his father. As his father's son, how could Shangguan Yun not be in a hurry, both for his father and his son. He is his father's son, and he is his son again! Shangguan Yun's entire middle-aged man collapsed, what a son, a father, a father, a son!
Shangguan Jin was also nervous. Grandpa, what are you doing? You are always mighty and domineering, and you raised me with one hand!" This cute little yellow mouse is hurting me. Shangguan Jin sighed.
Shangguan Xiaohong's left arm, the water snake-like Aoi beast wrapped around her left arm can be regarded as an eye-opener, sharp, and her family is so sharp. They are all fierce people.
Shangguan Yun, Shangguan He, Shangguan Qing, Shangguan Tu, the four middle-aged men were also busy persuading their father to quickly put down Shangguan Jin. Didn't you see that kid was already scared silly?
Under everyone's persuasion, the old man Shangguan Ba finally put Shangguan Jin down. At the same time, the old man opened his mind, and his mood was stirred and happy. "Look at my beautiful girly tattoos. At this moment, the old man was excited, and his tattoo naturally appeared.
"Oooh oh. ”
Shangguan Jin was the first to shout.
"This is my grandfather's beautiful girl picture, and this is the tattoo I also want. ”
However, his sister tattooed him a yellow mouse. Life is always so scrambled eggs, what you want and don't give anything, there's no way, you continue to bow to me in life. Shangguan Kim accepted Pikachu.
The four middle-aged men of the Shangguan family saw their father show off the pattern on his stomach more than once. You're enough, daddy, daddy! Don't be like this, there are outsiders!
The eldest Shangguan Yun, the third Shangguan Qing, and the second Shangguan He all worked together to put on a robe for their father. Don't expose your beautiful girly pattern.
Shangguan Tu was still wondering what illness he had, and he was panicking.
Shangguan Yaya and Shangguan Xiaohong are probably used to the old man Shangguan Ba.
That's weird!
"Old man, don't just tattoo my mother on your belly!"
"Daughter, this is love, my deep love for your mother, unswerving in this life. I am willing to be a branch with her. ”
Shangguan Ba said lonely.
Shangguan Yun, Shangguan Qing, and Shangguan He are not happy, hey, father, how did we give birth, you have too many old Lianli branches!
Shangguan Ba was alone and immersed in the fond memories of his youthful frivolity. His sons decided not to bother him. Shangguan Qing summoned the old butler and instructed him, "You know. ”
The old housekeeper said, "Master, I understand." ”
Do whatever you have to do, Shangguan Qing left with his Onisang and Ao Doudou. The old man was left in the courtyard and was sad.
Shangguan Yaya took Xiaohong's hand and asked carefully, "That, is the old man okay?"
Shangguan Xiaohong said: "You care about him so much, why don't you give him a good face." ”
Shangguan Yaya said: "He owes me." ”
Shangguan Xiaohong said: "Who knows what kind of journey he has experienced. ”
Shangguan Yaya said: "There are outsiders, let's talk in detail in the evening." ”
Shangguan Xiaohong said: "Okay." ”
Yao Mei said: "When I am an outsider, it is really uncute, little girl. ”
Shangguan Yaya said: "Aren't you an outsider, you are my stepmother?"
Medicine Beauty: "——"
What a terrible little girl. Who's your stepmother!
Shangguan Xiaohong said hello to her father, and walked to the single courtyard where she lived with Yao Meiren, Shangguan Yaya, Bird Booth, and Shangguan Jin.
"Xiaohong, don't lie to me, give me an egg. ”
The medicine beauty is not dead yet.
"What eggs do you want?"
The fishnet man came over with a fork, and he guarded the arch of Shangguan Xiaohong's courtyard. Holding a harpoon, leaning against the arch of the door.
"Xiaohong, he admires you very much, he has to bow down to your disciple and become the fifth killer Matt! He also said that his characteristics are fishing nets and black silk. Shangguan Yaya introduced the fishnet man.
The man who is heartfelt to Shangguan Qing is unfortunately a pervert, and Shangguan Qing thinks so too.
The four major killers of Qingfu also seem to be a little afraid of fishnet men. Especially his forks. The fork hurts a lot.
The medicine beauty looked at the fishnet man. What a strong man!
Shangguan Xiaohong was also surprised. Because she has never seen the number one person of the fishnet man in Qingfu. "Did you pop out of the rock?"
Since her father agreed, it means that he is very reliable. Loyal to Shangguan Qing, loyal to Qingfu, loyal to the only eldest lady in Qingfu.
"I love your nets and black silk. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong said.
"I knew that the eldest lady would appreciate me. In order to meet the standards of the eldest lady to kill Matt, I have studied the shape of yellow hair, purple hair, green hair, and white hair, since the machine, I have modified my clothing, originally I only wore fishing nets, but now I have black onesie pants under the fishing nets, which are very breathable. ”
"Come in and talk. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong ordered.
"Okay. ”
The fishnet man walked in with a harpoon on his shoulder. Although he was talking to Shangguan Xiaohong, his eyes did not leave the medicine beauty. If the eldest lady needs it, his fork will make a hole in the medicine beauty.
The group sat down on a stone pier in the courtyard.
The medicine beauty was anxious to want the magical red egg, and urged again and again. "Give me eggs, give me eggs. I promise you everything. ”
Where are the eggs, where are the eggs? Will the eggs lay out?
Xiaohong has changed her clothes, and her dress is more in line with the customs and customs of Tang Laguo.
"Auntie, give you eggs. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong threw his right hand, and a white light appeared, and a very large white egg flew towards the medicine beauty.
"Oops, that's a big egg!"
The medicine beauty happily hugged the white egg. It's just that the color is wrong, it's obviously red, why did it become a white egg? Could it be that there is a deception in it, Xiaohong used a fake egg to deceive my feelings again!
Knock, knock, knock. The medicine beauty taps the eggshell with her index finger. "It's not empty inside. It's pretty heavy, too. ”
With a suspicious look on her face, Yao Meiren asked, "Xiaohong, I read a lot, don't lie to me." ”
"No, no, no. Auntie has to believe in my character. Shangguan Xiaohong swore an oath. The female man smiled, and the medicine beauty also laughed.
Shangguan Yaya and Shangguan Jin are not happy. "Xiaohong, you can't give this egg to her!"
"Mine, mine, it's mine!"
Shangguan Jin and Shangguan Yaya snatched the white egg in the arms of the medicine beauty at the same time. The medicine beauty is even more convinced that this egg is fine!
"Stop, junior. The eggs are already mine!"
The medicine beauty threw the white egg, and then threw the flower basket, and the flower basket took over the white egg.
"Good eggs, good eggs!"
The medicine beauty praised. Although I don't know what the magic is yet. Shangguan Xiaohong didn't tell her that there was a man in the egg. Hatch it, hatch it, and you'll hatch a young man. Hehe, Shangguan Xiaohong's smile was even stronger.
It's time to talk about the situation with Tsuneko Poison Island. ". Shangguan Xiaohong said.
"It's coming. "Bird Busto came running with a bag of two-headed worms.
Shangguan Yaya ran again. "Mine, my, everything in the bag is mine!" Xiaohong was also speechless, how did Yaya become like this, everything was hers! Xiaohong grabbed Yaya and didn't let her get close to the bag made of aquatic plants, the contents of the bag were very dangerous.
By the way, the woven bag is made up of Yutong in the picture of the beauty of the country.
Shangguan Jin knew that the contents were not good just by looking at the mottled spots of light surging in the woven bag. With a wave of his right hand, the fishnet man hooked his harpoon through the woven bag and placed it on the table.
At Shangguan Xiaohong's signal, the fishnet man opened the mouth of the woven bag with a harpoon, and immediately crawled out a blue worm, no more than five or six centimeters long, but with two heads.
Yao Meiren's gaze was immediately hooked by the two-headed worm. "It's weird!" she held a long needle between her right fingers, as thin as a wheat. The medicine beauty threw a long needle, and the needle pinned the two-headed worm, nailing its body to the table.
The fishnet man had already fastened the woven bag to prevent the two-headed worm inside from crawling out again.
The two-headed insect with its body pinned to the table made a squeaky scream, which was extremely unpleasant. Shangguan Yaya was no longer interested. "It's terrible. Yaya said.
"I said I wouldn't let you go near it. Shangguan Xiaohong said.
The medicine beauty covered her nose with a brocade and held her breath. The thin needle that pinned the two-headed worm pierced the insect's body, and a pungent smell emanated from it.
It's just that the smell is bad and it's not harmful. The female subsystem has been confirmed.
"Auntie, are you well-informed, do you know what kind of worm this is?" Shangguan Xiaohong asked expectantly.
"I've never seen a bug like this. After thinking for a while, Yao Meiren replied. But I have never seen it.
"Yes. Shangguan Xiaohong was very disappointed.
"Where did you get this bug?" asked Yakumei curiously.
"I bought a worm nest in an antique shop, and I didn't want the nest to come out of a swarm of strange insects with two heads. The nest has been burned by me, and the two-headed worms are kept in special woven bags, and they can't get out. Because of the strange appearance of this worm, maybe it was a different species, I left them behind and did not burn them. Auntie, you are a medical master in Shengjing, and you are knowledgeable, I thought you would recognize what kind of worm this is. I can't think of my aunt, and I don't know. ”
"Xiaohong, can you give me two live worms?" said Yao Meiren.
"They are poisonous by nature, they sting when they meet people, and they are extremely dangerous. Auntie, how are you going to take them. ”
"I have my own way. ”
The medicine beauty took the small cage made of bamboo strips that she was wearing, and two bells were placed in the cage. The medicine beauty carried two bells and placed them on the table. "Gadgets, for you. It's a return gift from a bug. ”
Shangguan Yaya immediately grabbed the two bells. "I'll help Xiaohong collect it. ”
"If you like it, if you like. Yao Meiren smiled.
The fishnet man untied the bag, pointed his right index finger at the two two-headed insects squeezed out, exhaled, rolled up the two insects, and pushed them into the small cage of the medicine beauty.
The medicine beauty closes the small cage. With a slight shake, a cloud of cigarettes rose from the cage, covering the two insects, and the smoke steamer was similar, and the two insects were sleepy and no longer crawling.
"It's done. ”
Yao Meiren said.
She then hung the small bamboo cage from the peach-colored spike belt.
"No repentance. ”
The medicine beauty carried her medicine basket and got up to leave.
"The egg is mine, mine!"
Shangguan Yaya continued to snatch the basket of the medicine beauty.
The medicine beauty pressed her left hand on Yaya's head. laugh at Yaya's vexatiousness. It's nice to be a child, she said secretly.
"Little Red!"
Shangguan Tu suddenly popped out of his head and stood outside the arch. Look out into the courtyard. He mainly came to find the medicine beauty. "I'm sick and I have to be cured early. Shangguan Tu said in his heart.
"Uncle, what's the matter? ”
Shangguan Xiaohong said with a smile.
"I'll talk to you about something. ”
Shangguan Tu said embarrassedly. But I had to speak. I hope that the niece will not be like the patient.
With a light lotus step, the medicine beauty floated out of Shangguan Xiaohong's single courtyard. The goal has been achieved, all that remains is to make good use of this white egg! I don't know if it can become something more than 20 centimeters long. "Huh. The medicine beauty was full of joy.
"My sister, what kind of egg did you give her?" Shangguan Jin asked.
"It's hard to say. Shangguan Xiaohong is serious.
Imagine that the medicine beauty ordered someone to hatch the egg, or herself, as soon as the egg broke, a sturdy young man jumped out, the scene should not be too beautiful. No, no, maybe the medicine beauty will prove that man is an oviparous animal.
"If you're smiling so happily, can't you share it with us?"
Shangguan Jin is still not giving up.
"Xiaohong, you smile so treacherously, just like your father. ”
Shangguan Yaya also said.
"Uncle, why don't you sit down as you stand there. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong greeted her uncle.
"Xiaohong, that, Yao Meiren, did she say anything about me. Shangguan Tu reluctantly spoke.
"I don't think so. Shangguan Xiaohong replied seriously.
"It's over, it's over, I'm already hopeless!" Shangguan Tu's eyes darkened, and he fell backwards.
"Uncle!"
"Uncle!"
"Brother of a middle-aged man. ”
Shangguan Xiaohong, Shangguan Jin, and Yaya hurriedly ran over.