Chapter 30: Breast!
When the others got the scroll and looked at the dense words on the paper, their heads were all big, only Tang Zhong was very calm, his pen was flying, and he could understand the words, so what was so difficult.
However, these questions made Tang Zhong a little ashamed.
The translated meaning is this.
"How would an F cup feel wearing E underwear?"
Here are the options.
A: Easy, B: Tight, C: Tight!
C, definitely choose C!
Although Tang Zhong knew how big this FE was, he understood another truth, that is, a size 42 foot wearing a size 40 shoe is a little restrained after all, and it is exactly the same as this EF.
The following question made Tang Zhong feel even more idiotic.
"Is it comfortable for women to sleep in underwear at night, or is it comfortable to wear no underwear?"
A: Wear, B: Wear half, C: Don't wear, sleep.
Isn't this nonsense? It must be C, how refreshing it is to not wear clothes, Tang thought seriously, but he really didn't know how women slept.
At this time, Li Chuwen turned back and forth in the whole room, looking at the anxious candidates who were troubled by the question, with a smile on her face, this time, but she found several foreign underwear experts to come up with questions, a question can be composed of several languages, it is completely to assess whether everyone is proficient in foreign languages or not, these anxious ones are to fill up at a glance, and when the exam is over, they can go.
Then Li Chuwen walked next to Tang Chong, wanting to see how the fake certificate is now, when she saw Tang Chong's test paper, a smile appeared on her face, because she saw Tang Chong's full selection of C, at a glance, she knew that this person didn't even look at the questions, all of them were blindly selected, after all, C is the first choice for Chinese students, as long as the multiple-choice questions are not, the probability of choosing C correctly is 75%.
"Hmph, wait!" Li Chuwen said with a smile, thinking of the previous black silk girl, the whole person's face was not good again, and she turned around and was about to leave, but suddenly a voice came from her ears.
"Sister Heisi, I'll do the question, go aside, don't disturb me. ”
Li Chuwen's pink fists were immediately pinched together, and when she turned around, she saw Tang Chong's smiling face, and she was suddenly angry.
"You...... You wait for me!" Li Chuwen forcibly suppressed the anger in her heart, and secretly thought in her heart, she didn't talk to Tang Chong, the more she talked, the darker it became, it was better to shut up!
After teasing Li Chuwen, Tang Chong continued to do the question, this feeling is cool, but Tang Chong didn't understand, when did he provoke this woman so unhappy, is it because he is too handsome? But there is no way to change it, the appearance is given by the parents, the current woman, I really don't know what to think, I want to suffocate to death when I see a handsome guy, isn't it more handsome than her boyfriend, as for this, it's true!
Tang Chong's gaze returned to the question again, and suddenly, he found a problem.
There is an error in this paper, and it is an English question.
The main mistake is to explain that the word thebust is used for a woman's breasts, which is not right, and it is right to use breast on this occasion!
This is a low-level mistake, but it can be fatal for a large company.
Tang Zhongzhong thought that since he would be an employee of this company in the future, it would be better to help them and contribute to the company.
Then Don shouted at the top of his voice.
"Heisi girl, you have a problem with this test paper!"
As for why it is called Li Chuwen, after all, Tang Chong only knows such a person.
Li Chuwen was originally interested slowly, and when she heard this title, her fists clenched and her teeth clenched, but when she heard that it was a question with the test paper, she hurriedly went over, hating this person, but she couldn't relax at work.
When he walked next to Tang Chong, Li Chuwen stared at Tang Chong and said coldly: "If there is no problem with the test paper, you have a problem!"
"Black Silk Girl...... You squeeze me out again......" Tang Chong immediately said with a pitiful look, secretly smiling in his heart, who is afraid of who, do you really think that the master is muddy, if you want to be fierce, you can be fierce casually!
Li Chuwen didn't have time to talk nonsense with Tang Chong: "I'll take a look at the test papers!"
"Oh, you see, to describe a woman's breasts, is to use breast, because it means breast, not thebust. Tang Zhong said to Li Chuwen.
But because Li Chuwen was bent over when she looked at the test paper, a big white white on her chest was exposed.
Tang Zhong only glanced at it, and the nosebleed remained.
Li Chuwen also felt that Tang Zhong was right, but this was a small problem, but it was quite good that the other party could point it out.
"Well, we'll pay attention to it!" Li Chuwen said, but when she saw Tang Chong's nosebleed, she was even more angry: "You...... What do you see?"
"I didn't look at anything!" Tang Zhong hurriedly said.
The other people next to him were really envious, they could see Li Chuwen's two peaks, they were worth it in this life, and they were really envious and jealous of Tang Chong.
For this kind of thing, Li Chuwen couldn't do anything, she could only grit her teeth angrily, turned around and walked onto the stage, and immediately shouted: "Look at anything, give me questions, those who don't pass the grades will be out, do you still want this job?"
Suddenly, all the candidates in the audience lowered their heads and didn't dare to speak more, but when they looked at Li Chuwen, they all felt so beautiful, and violence was really a kind of beauty.
Tang Zhong smiled, continued to do the question, and raised his hand after five minutes: "I'll hand in the paper!"
Li Chuwen was still angry, seeing Tang Chong hand in the paper, she felt better, she finished answering the paper so quickly, it seems that it should be done randomly, hehe, boy, I see what else you can do, you can't regret it after handing in the paper, step forward quickly, grab Tang Chong's paper: "Okay, go outside and wait!"
"Yes, Black Silk Girl. Tang Zhong stood up with a smile, ignored Li Chuwen's burning gaze, and walked out of the room in full view of everyone.
As soon as he walked out of the room, he saw all kinds of professional girls, when he saw the seductive figure, as well as the snow-white twin peaks, and the smile like a flower, Tang Chong's nose was hot, and there was blood rolling down, he hurriedly reached out to wipe it, he couldn't be so embarrassed anymore, but Tang Chong was also very strange, when did he like nosebleeds so much?
Perhaps, I will really die on my eighteenth birthday!
Nosebleeds are a sign before death!
Tang Zhong smiled heartily, secretly thinking that it was better to find Jiang Weiwei quickly!
In the room, Li Chuwen took Tang Chong's volume and handed it to Xiao Wu next to the computer, and said, "Take a look at this volume and see the accuracy!"
"Yes, Sister Li!" Xiao Wu took the roll and looked at it carefully.
The answer to this volume is already on a piece of paper, just read it against it.
Xiao Wu held Tang Zhong's volume in one hand and the answer in the other, comparing left and right from the first question, his face became more and more surprised from the indifference at the beginning, and in the end, he opened his mouth wide!
Li Chuwen had been watching from the side, and when she noticed the change in Xiao Wu, she immediately asked, "What's wrong?"
"No, no, no...... It's all right!" Xiao Wu said.
"What, I'll take a look?" Li Chuwen snatched the paper and the answer, compared it left and right, and found that Tang Chong's answer was exactly the same as the answer.
"This is impossible, how can he have so many Chinese dialects for a fake certificate?" Li Chuwen said in shock.
"Sister Li, maybe the other party is really the real thing!" Xiao Wu said in a low voice.
"Nonsense!" Li Chuwen didn't believe that the person she admired could be such a person: "It must have been done by illegal means." ”
And at this moment, outside the door, Tang Zhong was still wiping his nosebleed, but suddenly sneezed fiercely: "Ma Dan, who is cursing me!"