Beginning of School Quiz, Volume 7, Column 2, Question #3:

"Why are pangolins always burrowing?"

Nie Xiaofeng, the god of learning, replied: "Ants are an important part of the nutritional structure needed for the survival of pangolins, and they are their main food source. Jiukun creatures show their strengths and prosper, and pangolins are just a microcosm of the laws of survival in the world. ”

Xueshen Qianqing replied: "Pangolins have thick skin, and the heat dissipation system is not developed compared with other mammals, and the burrowing is to avoid solar radiation and local warming on the surface, so the world can see that pangolins burrowing behavior mostly occurs in summer or hot climate... ”

Xue Shen Rui Silkworm Ji replied: "The pangolin, a species that has been frantically hunted by humans for a long time because of its precious medicinal value, can only damage the environment on which humans depend by arching through the limestone layer and destroying the interface of Gutenberg, so as to complete the invisible strategic deployment of destroying the enemy." ”

Xue Shen Bai replied: "Pangolins have a thick body and strange appearance, in order not to be inhumanely ridiculed by similar species such as cute squirrels and cute kangaroos, they can only burrow themselves to hide themselves deeply to escape this world of looking at faces." ”

Xue Shenhua Ge: "Ha, pangolin, why does pangolin keep making holes? stupid! It's looking for pangolin!!"

After the test papers of the scholars were handed in, they were handed over to the teachers for review, and the dragon hair pen of the dragon hair pen of the vast sky was hung in the air to look back and forth, which was quite difficult, and Mu Yinchuan put down the Wanling pen in his hand and asked:

"Who's?"

"Fetal God. Kuang Yitian shook his head again and again, thoughtfully.

"Just give me a share. ”

"Releasing water is equivalent to instigation, and the concept of Wanzhou is unfair, and the blood and sweat of the god of learning are ignored. ”

"Then hang it. ”

"She has been tested nine subjects in a row, and she will be persuaded to quit if she hangs up again. ”

"What does it matter to you. ”

As soon as this waste wood drops out of school, Qing'er will definitely go with her, both of them are gone, and the five women's groups will inevitably go together, and the four girls are a small empty group without mercy to control them, how can Qing'er follow them all day long, and be willing to fall? No, the fetal god can't persuade them to retreat. ”

Mu Yinchuan was expressionless, and dropped a bright red cross on Qian Qing's questionnaire, deducting 12 points from the whole question, and responded: "This is not good, that is not good, the old man is sick and there is no help." ”

Kuang Yitian tilted his head slightly, and when he saw Mu Yinchuan throwing Qian Qing's test paper to the side of the brain imprint stamped and graded, he hurriedly waved his sleeves and said: "Slow! Why did you judge her wrong?!"

Mu Yinchuan slowly picked up Rui Silkworm Ji's test paper: "There is only one truth, and the rest are all brain-dead." ”

As soon as the eyebrows peaked in the sky, the whole hall suddenly became cold: "Shang Neng Du, don't go too far." ”

As soon as the words fell, a monstrous snowstorm suddenly rolled up outside the hall, and the whole white winter rumbled down on the great cherished ground, and everything was frosty in an instant. Mu Yinchuan propped up the coastal table on one elbow and said lazily like hibernation:

"What's the matter, it's cooler than this seat?"

The tall brain smash smugly looked at the strange sky, buried his head in smashing it, and then smashed a big "F" (Fail) on Qian Qing's test paper

Huo Ran stood up on a different day, stretched out his sleeves, rolled up colorful flocculents, and traced the world: "Go out and fight!"

"Accompanied. ”

Mu Yinchuan got up lazily, Wan Ling picked up the Qianqing test paper on the ground, and threw it far away to the sky, Ming Yao opened his palm to catch it, Mu Yinchuan glanced at it, his face was full of disgust:

"You and I each hold a duel, the winner's volume is the bid, and the rest are all brain-dead. ”

"Let's go!"

The light of the sky moved, his sleeves soared to the sky, and in a blink of an eye, he had reached the nine-fold sky outside the hall, Mu Yinchuan shook the edge of his robe, and slowly followed out.

In that battle, the Immortal Divine Kidney Sutra was greatly damaged, Mu Yinchuan was beaten out of the original form, the two major governors of Wanzhou were both defeated, and there was no winner or loser, Qian Qing and Rui Silkworm Ji's test papers were regarded as parallel bids according to the contract, and the rest of the test papers were all sentenced to F. At this time, Luo Xuan of Caozong finally couldn't sit still, and went on the field with Nie Xiaofeng's test papers, beat the two who were dying, and degraded them to the back hall of the Zhenyu Palace.

Nie Xiaofeng's test paper was enshrined as a Wanzhou bidding case, and he won the limelight for a while, and was sought after all over the place, even the owner of the test paper was drunk and proud, and he chartered the guests of the Treasure Hall every day, but the good times did not last long, and Nie Xiaofeng, a scholar who was full of wine and food every day, suddenly changed his sexuality, and chased and harassed the goddess everywhere shirtless, not to mention it, he cried mouth-to-mouth kissing female celestials, and sang unashamedly: "I kissed a girl. I feel so right.”

Cao Zong Luo Xuan finally found out that something was wrong, so he had to hug Nie Xiaofeng, who was full of adrenaline when he saw the mother and female. One day, Luo Xuan picked up Nie Xiaofeng's phoenix X and pointed it at her face to check the list of victims in her notepad, but found that the list was full of the names of female celestial students all over the world, but there was one person missing.

Luo Xuan suddenly realized, and suddenly raised his head, only to see that outside the hall of Caozong, in the spring rain of apricot blossoms, there was a yellow-robed treasure hall master and god Gu Mingjun.

The gluttonous demon god faced the Ten Thousand Universe Sect, and slowly held up a sloppy test paper with a corner curl in his sleeve.

Nie Xiaofeng, who was crazy, snatched Feng X, smashed Luo Xuan's head viciously, and roared as he smashed: "I like women, I like women!!! What's wrong? Unconvinced?! What kind of thing is a man!!"

Luo Xuan's blood flowed profusely, and he crawled out of the hall with his head in his hands. The apricot blossoms and spring rain flew in one path, and the gluttonous demon god stood tall and jade. Luo Xuan fumbled and took out the highest honor award of the Ten Thousand Heavens Treasure Land, the Genius Seal, from his front placket, shook his hands, and covered the sloppy scroll in the Demon God's palm with a crackle.

In the "One Trillion Whys" cosmic knowledge repository, a standard answer has been entered since then:

Q: "Why are pangolins always making holes?"

Answer: "Stupid! It's looking for Chuanshan B!"