Section 1179 - Temporary Change
As a result of the inadvertent prompting by the British observer, others reacted as well.
If you rush to grab the bridge rice noodles with your bare hands, most of these claws will be burned, right?
The aborigines certainly don't know how hot the rice noodles are across the bridge, so the probability of being pitted is as high as 120%.
Don't look down on the natives, even if they are Europeans and Americans, even if they use tableware and stuff it into their mouths casually, I'm afraid they will be burned half to death.
For a moment, the eyes of those observers looking at Li Bai immediately changed.
On the pretext of eating rice noodles across the bridge, the indigenous blacks who don't know how to use utensils burn their hands, so they are holding back the bad here!
"Are you the devil?"
Vivian, a young and beautiful female reporter for the New York Times, looked horrified.
said that he would repay his grievances with virtue, but when he thought about it deeply, it was really Nyima poison!
Luan Zhengwei patted his head, here it is again!
Is this kid poisonous?
Why is he not the only one who thinks like this, but even foreigners think like this.
Li Bai said very modestly and sincerely: "Thank you for the compliment!"
Congratulations to this female benefactor, you have finally come to your senses!
By this time, they hadn't heard that they had been tricked, and these observers might as well be like the hapless black man, who needed to grab the hot rice noodles across the bridge with their hands.
"You Huaxia people are simply too evil!"
Danish observer Zach Kader doesn't care about 3721, first black wave and then talk.
"You are insulting Chinese food culture! I seriously protest!"
Li Baiyi refuted it sternly.
He was certainly right, even invulnerable.
Cross-bridge rice noodles are a delicacy, right?
Isn't it wrong to respond to offense with kindness and invite ignorant and barbaric natives to taste Chinese cuisine?
It's right to entertain each other with machine guns and cannons ?!
No matter where you put it, there is nothing wrong with this truth.
The key is how to understand it.
Some things on the surface can only be seen through, but not said.
Zach Kader's implied revelation is undoubtedly quite stupid, even if he is telling the truth.
The Danish observer's face turned pale, and he was stunned by Li Bai's unashamed words.
"You, savage, rude, ridiculous......"
The swear words in the Indo-European language system are lackluster, and even if Zach Kader racks his brains, he can only come up with these few words, and he always says over and over again that there is as much LOW as there is, and where can it compare with the various scolding methods of Chinese with all kinds of tricks.
"Is it more than 5,000 years of civilization compared to China? Who is barbaric, rude, and ridiculous? If nothing else, what were you doing 2,000 years ago? A group of primitive savages, just like wild beasts, barbaric, rude, and ridiculous......"
Li Baiman's original words were returned indifferently, and he repeated it twice with a tooth for a tooth, directly slapping his face.
Europe and the United States have always liked to despise China in all kinds of ways, and the most fundamental reason actually comes from a deep inferiority complex.
They don't have any bullshit, so they have to try to belittle others to gain the slightest sense of existence.
Otherwise, there is nothing to say.
It's not easy for a big man to say such a thing because of his identity, and a small person like him is even more taboo-free.
Can these foreign devils still deduct his bonus?
The answer is obviously no!
A few foreign observers with chicken feathers as arrows do not affect the United Nations payroll department.
What's more, Li Bai's salary and bonus are actually issued by the Chinese government, so it is not the turn of foreigners to interfere.
Take the opportunity to say a few words, and maybe you can add a chicken leg.
That's right, you have to add the chicken legs.
Luan Zhengwei, who was sitting in the corner, liked to see this kind of scene very much, the key is to be able to go back, and to be reasonable, well-founded and responsible, and the children can be taught.
In fact, people with a slightly more normal brain know not to talk to a psychiatrist for too long.
The Danish observer just talks too much, and if he has something, he talks about it, what kind of!
Shenma indigenous blacks, isn't this nothing to do!
Seeing that the Danish observer's face was flushed, his chest was lying together, and he was almost speechless, and the whole person was about to die.
British observer Winston Williams hurriedly advised: "Mr. Zach, Mr. Zach, please calm down, calm down, get down to business, don't argue with the little people." ”
"Damn fellow!"
The Danish observer, Zach Kadeer, sat down in a huff.
In particular, I didn't ask anything, but instead sulked self-defeatingly.
"Let me ask!"
Winston Williams patted the Danish observer on the shoulder.
Anyway, there are a lot of them, and if the conversation collapses, or if they fall into a disadvantage like now, they can change another person and continue as if nothing happened.
Cheeky, that's definitely not a must.
As long as they can get what they want, it is no problem to kneel on the ground and learn to bark.
"You have to be careful, this kid is not easy to deal with, but ......" Zach Kader quickly straightened his breath, narrowed his eyes and whispered coldly, "He may have something on him that we want." ”
The Danish observer thinks that Li Bai is like a box of treasures with locks, and the more difficult it is to win, the more surprises are hidden.
"I see. ”
British observer Winston Williams nodded.
"Any more questions? It's almost lunchtime, and I'm going to treat you to the bridge rice noodles!"
Li Bai looked at his watch, this big devil had to use the bridge rice noodles to spend with them.
The kitchen may not have made bridge rice noodles, but there are many corresponding ingredients in the storage ring, and the main ingredient is not rice noodles!
To put it mildly, there are still three or five hundred catties of dry goods.
The corners of the observers' mouths twitched, Nima, your subtext is that we offended you, right?
British observer Winston Williams didn't seem to be angry at all, and still said gently: "Dr. Li, it's not urgent to eat lunch, I just want to ask you to briefly introduce your experience in the Papagana tribe, if there is medical content, please use as little technical jargon as possible, uh, we are not professionals, it is not easy to understand, is it okay?"
The gentleman of the empire on which the sun never sets is not a false one, no matter how unhappy he is in his heart, he is still friendly on the surface.
If it weren't for this, it would not have robbed almost the whole world back then, so that the sun would always shine on the territory of the British Empire, and the sun would never set.
But empire is long gone, and British hypocrisy remains.
"Of course, I'm a psychiatrist and didn't help much!"
Li Bai's first sentence made those observers, and even the two reporters, almost scold.
Together with them, these people were sprayed with dusty faces, and they were played like monkeys, and it turned out that in the eyes of the other party, they were a group of psychopaths!
Zhen Nima is alive and well!
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