Chapter 104: Ninety-Nine-Eighty-One Postures
The east corner of the tomb palace was pitch black, and nothing could be seen.
Qin Yan and Ma Jiao each took out a stack of talismans, ready to shoot at any time.
Zhang Di also looked around vigilantly and clenched his fists.
Only Zhao Zishen didn't take it seriously, took out a big cigarette pouch from his arms, stuffed the tobacco into it unhurriedly, and then lit it with a soul fire, and sucked it up "let's click".
The smoke was spit out by Zhao Zishen and spread out in all directions. He said with emotion: "I can't imagine that this tomb palace is so dangerous, and there will be moths before entering the palace gate." ”
As soon as Zhao Zi's mythical voice fell, a yin wind suddenly blew in the tomb palace, blowing out the candles placed on the other three corners of the tomb palace.
Once again, the tomb palace was plunged into endless darkness.
Seeing this, Ma Jiao immediately recited a spell, wanting to summon the other three lonely ghosts back.
But the other three lonely ghosts seemed to have disappeared, and they didn't come to report to Ma Jiao for a long time.
"They're either killed or controlled by the other party!" Zhao Zishen sighed and said.
"The hosts! Let me help you go in and find out! Murong Xuehan gave Qin Yan a message, flew up and floated inside.
"Give me back! Danger inside! Qin Yan chanted the incantation, and with a flip of his wrist, an invisible hand floated out from Qin Yan's palm and grabbed Murong Xuehan's arm.
Murong Xuehan turned her head and asked in surprise, "Master?" This ......"
Qin Yan ignored Murong Xuehan's words and directly pulled her to his side.
The moment he was pulled back, Murong Xuehan was extremely excited: the master was so kind to me, and he was afraid that I would put myself in danger, I must serve the master well in the future, not only to serve him tea and water, make the bed and fold the quilt, but also ...... I also have to unlock ninety-nine-eighty-one postures for him.
Thinking of this, Murong Xuehan suddenly lowered her head shyly.
After in-depth research by various Taoist priests, they have studied a total of 9981 postures for male and female intercourse.
These poses are divided into three sets, three sets of middle, and three sets of bottoms, from easy to difficult.
There are nine poses for each set.
For example, the posture of the old man's cart and the old tree is the first of the three sets.
The poses of the middle three sets are much more complicated than the lower three, but they can be completed by female ghosts, and many acrobatic actresses with soft bodies can also complete some of the poses.
As for the upper three sets, they are more exciting than the middle three sets, not only can people not complete them, but even some untrained female ghosts can't complete them.
Therefore, Murong Xuehan decided that for the sake of the master's sexual happiness, he must learn the upper, middle and lower nine sets of postures, so that the master's sexual happiness will be boundless in the future.
Qin Yan didn't know what Murong Xuehan was thinking about at the moment.
In fact, the reason why Qin Yan pulled Murong Xuehan back just now was because of his machismo, he felt that although Murong Xuehan was a female ghost, she was also a woman.
If a dignified man doesn't charge ahead, how can he let his woman charge ahead.
It's unreasonable.
"Heavenly Master, why don't you let the ghost servant investigate?" Zhao Zishen was very surprised in his heart, the Taoist priest raised ghost servants for this moment, there are no dangerous ghost servants to go up, and there are dangerous ghost servants to go up.
"Because she's my person!" Qin Yan said slowly.
Listening to Qin Yan's words, Zhao Zishen rolled his eyes, feeling that Qin Yan was a fool.
Murong Xuehan listened to Qin Yan's words, and her heart suddenly burst into joy: Master, you are so good, when we get out of this ancient tomb, I will hand over the Yuan Yin that I have guarded for so many years to you to help you be promoted to a Taoist master as soon as possible.
Female ghosts also have Yuan Yin, although there are fewer than living people, but they can also help Taoist priests improve their strength.
This is also one of the reasons why many Taoist priests like to raise female ghosts.
"Which of us will go down then?" Zhao Zishen said as he looked at Zhang Di.
Zhao Zishen would rather go down by himself than let Qin Yan go down, Qin Yan could help his grandson continue his life.
Ma Jiao definitely can't go down, Zhao Zishen can't afford to provoke the Ma family.
As for himself, Zhao Zishen felt that he had not lived enough.
So? Zhao Zishen felt that persimmons still had to be picked up and pinched.
Seeing Zhao Zishen looking at him, Zhang Di immediately understood what Zhao Zishen meant: "He's it, Lao Tzu won't go down!" I don't want the baby inside! ”
Zhang Di turned around and was about to leave.
But as soon as Zhang Di turned around, he felt that someone grabbed him by the collar and threw him into the tomb.
Zhang Di immediately rolled down from the mound.
While rolling down, he scolded angrily: "Zhao Zishen, I'll grass your mother!" ”
Zhao Zishen took a puff of cigarette and spit it out, and said unhurriedly: "Cut!" If you have the guts, you can go! My mother happens to be very lonely in the underworld, and she urgently needs a male pet to relieve her loneliness! ”
Hearing Zhao Zishen's words, Qin Yan almost fell into the tomb palace from the mound.
For a long time, Zhao Zishen has been relatively tall in Qin Yan's mind, but Qin Yan has only now discovered that everyone has another side.
"Master Zhao, Zhang Di, is he okay?" Qin Yan asked worriedly.
"Heavenly Master! It's okay, I've put a ghost Gu on him! Zhao Zishen said with a smile.
Listening to Zhao Zishen's words, Qin Yan's hanging heart fell into his stomach.
But after Zhang Di rolled to the bottom of the tomb palace, there was no movement.
"Zhang Di?" Qin Yan shouted loudly.
No one answered.
"Zhang Di?"
Still no one answered.
Qin Yan immediately took out a fire talisman and threw it towards the bottom of the tomb palace with a spell.
When the fire talisman fell to the bottom of the tomb palace, it burned with a "boom", illuminating the surrounding area of about three meters.
However, Zhang Di is not below at all.
"What's going on?" Qin Yan turned his head and asked Zhao Zishen.
Zhao Zishen furrowed his brows and recited the incantation.
When the incantation was finished, Zhao Zishen's face suddenly changed: "Not good! I've lost contact with the Ghost Gu! This does not bode well! ”
Qin Yan didn't want to think about it, and immediately walked down.
"Senior brother, no!" Ma Jiao said loudly.
"Master, wait for me!" Murong Xuehan floated in front of Qin Yan without hesitation, and floated to the bottom of the tomb palace one step ahead of Qin Yan.
Seeing Qin Yan enter the tomb palace, Ma Jiao did not hesitate to follow towards the bottom of the tomb palace.
"A light, three talents, nine palaces, ten thousand stars shining yin and yang!" Zhao Zishen sighed, chanted the spell and picked up the big smoking gun and shook it in mid-air, and countless burning tobacco shreds flew out of the smoke pot, like shining stars in the sky, illuminating a large area in the underground palace.
It's just that the stars emit white light, while the tobacco emits red light.
Looking at the smoke above his head like a group of stars shining, Qin Yan was extremely surprised in his heart, and he knew at this time that the big smoking gun in Zhao Zishen's hand was actually a magic weapon.
Immediately afterwards, Zhao Zishen landed lightly on the bottom of the underground palace with his feet on the ground, and stood beside Qin Yan.