Chapter 748: Escape
"What do you order?! They just love to eat noodles! ”
Ling Luoyu smiled evilly and glanced at the two of them.
"By the way, Xiao Er, where is the toilet here?!"
Dingxi and Dingdong's action of eating noodles suddenly stagnated.
While eating, she actually mentioned such sensitive words.
It's disgusting!
Xiao Er pointed to the back: "This young master, why don't I take you over?!" ”
Ling Luoyu rolled his eyes: "It's useless for you to flatter me, the two of them are rich uncles, and I spend money...... No matter how well you serve me, you won't have any money, so stay and go!! ”
As soon as she left, Dingxi motioned for Dingdong to follow.
Ling Luoyu turned into the latrine, as if no one had entered a squatting pit, and immediately flashed into the chaotic realm.
The estimated time is almost up, and I came out leisurely.
Dingdong, who was guarding the door, heard the movement and went in at the right time.
"Yo, Master Dong, such a coincidence, you are here too?"
Ding Dong snorted coldly, leaned sideways, and said nothing.
Ling Luoyu was not angry, humming a little tune and walking into the wine shop, and sat down in front of Ding Xi.
"Xiye, we've been gone for two days, can you breathe through the wind first and let me know, where are we going?!"
Dingxi rolled his eyes at her, and suddenly sneered: "You just have to follow!" When you get to the place, you show us that person, and you're free! At that time, you will take your sunny path, and I will take my single-plank bridge, and the two will not owe each other! ”
"That's fine!" Ling Luoyu got up leisurely, comfortably returned to his table and sat down, pouring himself a drink.
For ten days in a row, Ling Luoyu was like this.
When you get to the point, you must eat and drink, you must eat eighteen dishes every time, and it is not a first-class inn at night, and people don't live yet!
If there is no inn in the barren mountains and mountains, then the next day you must hire a carriage and sleep in a daze.
For more than ten days, Ling Luoyu has been such a problem.
Halfway through eating, it is inevitable to go to the toilet once.
After a long time, Dingxi and Dingdong didn't care too much.
After all, everyone has their own special habits!!
At noon on the twelfth day, Ling Luoyu ate half of the meal as usual, put down the dishes and chopsticks, and looked for Xiao Er to ask for directions to the toilet.
This time, Dingdong was too lazy to follow.
After he finished drinking Dingxi's meal, he didn't see any trace of Ling Luoyu, and a bad feeling suddenly rose in his heart.
Ling Luoyu had been in the toilet for longer than any other time.
"Oops!"
Ding Xi suddenly drank deeply, dropped the dishes and chopsticks and threw himself into the toilet.
When he and Ding Dong dug three feet into the ground and failed to find any trace of Ling Luoyu, they realized that they had been teased!
"Bang!"
Ding Xi slapped it out with a slap, and instantly lifted off the thatch of the latrine, startling the people inside to scream.
"Dingxi ......"
"This Hades...... In fact, as early as the first day, I came up with this escape plan! A few days ago, she went to the toilet at every meal, because she wanted to paralyze us and make us careless, and then, like now, she took the opportunity to run away and slip away......"
"So what do we do now?!"
Ding Xi gritted his teeth and looked in the direction he came: "Let's divide into two ways!" You go to the sword shrine and squat to guard Hades, and see if she will go back...... And I, as planned, ......"
"Good!"
"Dingdong, remember, this Hades is very thoughtful, if you encounter it, you must not be careless, first explode her dantian, abolish cultivation, and then break two legs! Remember, don't kill her!! ”