Chapter 45: Use Nunchucks
Qin Yan gave the prison bully the middle finger, and the prison bully felt that he had been humiliated, and immediately became angry in his heart, and evil was born to the side of his guts.
"Come along! Beat him into a retarded and demented! ”
As soon as the prison tyrant gave the order, more than a dozen prisoners immediately swarmed up, some raised their fists, some slapped them, and some kicked them back.
Of course, everyone's goal is Qin Yan.
Qin Yan secretly shouted in his heart, Ge Laozi, is this really going on a killing spree? You don't even save me any face!
Luckily, Xue Han was on top of me, otherwise I would have been kicked around like a ball.
"Hah!"
Qin Yan shouted, took a horse step, and then sang Jay Chou's nunchucks loudly: "What are you doing!" Do! I've kicked it away! ”
With a "bang", the little gangster was kicked away by Qin Yan.
"What for! Do! I've kicked it off! ”
With a "bang", a prisoner was kicked away by Qin Yan's side kick!
"What for! Do! I've been knocked out with a punch! ”
With a "bang", a prisoner was punched by Qin Yan with a panda eye, and he also shook it twice and fell to the ground.
"What for! Do! I've been knocked down with one slap! ”
With a "bang", a prisoner was slashed down by Qin Yan with a palm, covering his chest and howling loudly.
……
As he sang what he was doing, Qin Yan's body was like a ghost, interspersed between the prisoners, and knocked down the prisoners one after another.
And almost every hit knocks down one.
After a while, more than a dozen prisoners had all been knocked to the ground by Qin Yan, either holding their stomachs or covering their eyes.
"Use nunchucks! Huh! Those who practice martial arts should remember that the benevolent are invincible! Who is practicing Tai Chi! Wind and water! I only use nunchucks! Huh! Use nunchucks! Huh! If only I had light work! Fly the cornices and walk the wall! Be upright and unyielding! Be upright! Hum! ”
As the last word "hum" was sung, Qin Yan finally closed his mouth.
The prison tyrant's eyes widened, and he looked at Qin Yan with a dull gaze, and the expression on his face was as fresh as if he had been frozen.
Even his hand kept in the air and forgot to take it down.
Zhang Di was the same, he also looked at Qin Yan in disbelief, the expression on his face was more surprised than seeing a ghost.
Qin Yan touched his Adam's apple and said a little embarrassedly, "I'm sorry!" In the past few days, I have slept late, and some of them are on fire, so the songs I sing are stained with some fireworks! ”
Hearing Qin Yan's words, the prisoners who were knocked down by him scolded in their hearts:
"I'll you! You're not just getting some fireworks! You're covered in fireworks, okay? That kick just now almost kicked Lao Tzu's lungs out! ”
"You pretending to be six! Before this was fired, the eyes of Lao Tzu who was punched just now swelled twice as much in an instant! It's obviously a two-point zero eye, but now you've become glaucoma! Is there wood? ”
"Little Wang Ba Lamb, if you make you a little more angry, didn't Lao Tzu just let you dissect that palm? The palm of the hand is like a scalpel, and it disembowels Lao Tzu with a bang! Did your father kill pigs? ”
“……”
However, they only dared to hold their words in their hearts, and they didn't dare to say them at all, for fear that Qin Yan would give them another one: What are you doing? Do? I've kicked it away!
"Huh! I just sang it wrong! ”
Qin Yan scratched his head and said with some embarrassment, "I didn't use nunchucks just now!" I'm using feet and hands! ”
"Come, come, come! Let's get up again and cooperate with me! ”
Qin Yan said as he beckoned to the prisoners lying on the ground.
Just now, he was screaming loudly as if he was killing a pig, but when he heard Qin Yan's words at this moment, he was so frightened that his face turned pale and he didn't dare to howl anymore.
The thugs were the most excited, lying on the ground with an "ah", pretending to be unconscious.
The others followed suit, and they all got up "ah" after another, and all of them lay on the ground.
In the blink of an eye, the ground was full of people pretending to be dead.
Qin Yan shrugged his shoulders, raised his head and looked at the prison tyrant, showing the appearance of a good person and said, "Will you cooperate with me?" ”
"Ahh The prison bully came back to his senses and pointed to his nose.
Qin Yan nodded, looking at the prison bully with a smile, his eyes were amiable and kind.
The prison bully hurriedly waved his hand, and said both frightened and flattering: "Big brother, if you don't remember the villain, just spare the little brother!" The little brother will definitely serve you in the future! ”
Qin Yan shook his head and said with a smile: "You don't want you to sing a song with me, how can you serve me before and after the saddle in the future?" ”
Qin Yan's words choked the prison bully, and he didn't know what to say.
"Don't make me mad! I'm so mad that even your mother is scared! Qin Yan widened his eyes and raised his eyebrows.
"Ahh My heart hurts! I have a heart condition! The prison bully was in a hurry, rolled his eyes out of bed and fell to the ground, and he also pretended to be unconscious.
However, the prison bully's acting talent is too poor, and he has no professionalism, when he rolled off the bed, he accidentally knocked his head, couldn't help but hum, and touched his forehead with his hand.
I'll go, this acting is too clumsy! Not to mention viewers like me, even mentally retarded viewers can see that you are pretending to be unconscious.
Just when Qin Yan was about to make a move, Zhang Di made a move.
Zhang Di walked up to the prison bully, kicked the prison bully's stomach, and scolded: "Pretend! I'll let you pretend! Die to Lao Tzu! ”
The prison bully was kicked and hugged his stomach, and said with a sad face: "Two big brothers, brother, I have eyes and don't know Taishan, can you let me go?" ”
Without waiting for Qin Yan to speak, Zhang Di said loudly: "Can't!" ”
Zhang Di pointed to his dark circles and said, "Do you see it?" Lao Tzu has been put on smoky makeup, do you think Lao Tzu can spare you? ”
"This ...... This ......"
"This is you!"
With a "snap", Zhang Di slapped the prison bully fiercely.
With Qin Yan here, although the prison bully was slapped in the face, he was as obedient as a little daughter-in-law and didn't dare to move at all.
"Smack!"
Again, Zhang Di said while beating: "What's the matter! Lao Tzu has long said that Lao Tzu's brother is a master and can summon many female ghosts, you don't believe it, you dare to hit Lao Tzu's mouth, and dare to let Lao Tzu squat at the door of the bathroom as a dog! Oh yes! ”
"Bang bang bang!"
Zhang Di beat and scolded while venting his anger, grievances, and depression in his heart, and at the same time wanted to regain his lost dignity.
Qin Yan looked at Zhang Di speechless for a while, letting him vent the anger in his heart.
"Xuehan, can't you see it? You're still a fan of Jay! Although Qin Yan knows Jay Chou, he is not a fan of Jay Chou.
"Qin Yan, someone is coming!" Murong Xuehan did not answer Qin Yan's words.