In the southern part of Liba, the capital of the state of Lansey, in the Bergen appellation, between the rolling hills and rolling vineyards, a drunken hammerman coolie is stumbling forward.

Dozens of armored vehicles, broadcast trucks, ambulances, fire trucks, and cars were in front of and behind it, like escorts, slowly moving forward nearly 100 meters away from it.

In the sky, helicopters and drones are flying back and forth, hovering up and down, and at this time, not only the local media in Lanxi Prefecture, but also many world agencies have also come.

It was the first time that the hammerman coolies who had invaded Earth had appeared before the media on such a large scale.

But it's only a matter of time.

Some people have done research on communication, human beings are not naturally good at keeping secrets, no matter how strict the confidentiality regulations or confidentiality measures, there has never been a secret in the world that can be easily concealed.

The time for which a secret is kept secret is inversely proportional to the square of the number of people who know about it, and for each more person who knows a secret, the probability of the secret being exposed will increase exponentially, and the sooner it will be known to the public.

If you want to keep a secret, there is only one way, keep your mouth shut, don't tell anyone, and let the secret rot in your stomach.

Killing people is also the most reliable way to keep secrets in the world.

But misleading and tampering with information is a much easier way to mix false information into a true information, and soon the credibility of this information will be reduced to a level that people do not want to believe.

You know what? You won't believe it!

In this world, there are always very few people who have their own judgment, even if you have judgment, do you have enough knowledge to judge its truth or falsehood?

Make this world real and fake, difficult to distinguish, this is the high-end gameplay.

Therefore, Zhuang Buyuan never cared about keeping secrets, but was constantly changing and eroding the world, because the secret of the manor was ...... It will never be able to keep it unknown, so it is better to think of a way, change its appearance, and appear in front of the world.

Disguised as a high-tech company, with a large number of papers, adulterated in the academic world, killed a crooked atmosphere, changed a plausible school, and then pit a large group of people into their own pits, feed them, and eventually everyone will say: It's really fragrant, a little more!

The world is always evolving, and after a year, you don't remember what the world was like a year ago.

You'll just remember that is so delicious!

However, the reason and way for the Hammer Coolie to appear before the world for the first time is so absurd that it is ridiculous.

It's fucking up like the world.

In the middle of this winding convoy, before the hammer coolies, there was an armored car, and the soldiers on the car were loaded with guns and ammunition, waiting for fear that the hammer man would suddenly go crazy.

On the roof of the car, a grenadier leaned out with a serious face.

Under their surveillance, a car painted with eye-catching advertisements drove over, and a fat man stood out on it, facing the camera not far away, shouting: "I am Thomas Sr., the owner of Thomas Winery, I bring our winery's treasured wines, 12 years of dry red, 12 years is not a good vintage, but the quality of the grapes on our estate this year is surprisingly high, so this year is ......"

"Okay, okay, don't introduce, hurry up and give me the wine!" The grenadier waved his hand very unpleasantly, damn it, when is it, Lao Tzu is standing here at the risk of his life, not for you to advertise?

The owner of the winery handed over the wine in his hand.

The grenadier took the wine bottle in his hand, then rounded his arm, and with a flick of his hand, the wine bottle arced and flew out.

With a "bang", the wine smashed straight into the head of the hammerman's coolie, blowing it to pieces.

The hammerman sniffed, shook his head sharply, howled angrily, wiped the wine from his head, and gasped for air.

"Shh There was a burst of boos all around, mostly other wine merchants: "Go down, go down!" Shame on the guy! Get out of the way with your swill! ”

"I ...... I also had a bottle of brandy......"

The grenadiers shake their hands, don't talk nonsense, get it!

With a "bang", it exploded on the hammerman's head again.

The hammerman blew up with a snort.

, who's going to hit me with swill!

However, after a while, the wine came back and I was confused, who am I? Where am I? Where am I going?

Seeing that the hammer man was angry, everyone hurried away from it.

After a few minutes, a few more wine merchants came up with the audacity.

"A bottle of Chardonnay!"

"Boom, boom!"

"A bottle of Pandemia red wine!"

"Bang, smack!"

"A bottle of Chief Lancey Cuvée ......"

"Woohoo woo

The people of the nearby winery came up one by one and took turns to offer their own wine to the hammer coolies.

The whole scene was very ceremonial, just like a cult sacrifice.

However, these people, without exception, got the roar of the hammer man and the boos of the crowd.

The grenadier felt that as long as he threw it accurately and fast enough, one day, he would be able to stun the hammerman without drinking it.

But soon, the wine from the nearby winery was lost all over again, and everyone failed without exception.

However, everyone still doesn't believe in evil, after all, they are a big wine-making state, how can they admit defeat so much?

"Look, you can't make wine from Bergen!" Someone shouted: "Change us from the Pota region!" ”

I don't know when, a large number of vehicles drove over, and a reporter stepped forward to interview an old man, everyone knew him, this is the Minister of Commerce of Lanxi State.

"All the wineries that participated in the Winter Wine Tasting have come to reinforce them!"

"Our elite in the winemaking industry in Lanxi State are here!"

"I don't believe it, we can't handle this monster!"

"In terms of military strength, we are not the first in Lanxi State, but in terms of alcohol power, we are the strongest!"

"Let this barbarian feel the greatness of our Lancy State!"

"Come on, boys, smash our wine!"

Soon, the number of armored vehicles in front of the Hammer Man increased to three, and the grenadiers became three people, and the three of them took turns bombing, and bottles of wine exploded on the Hammer Man's head.

It is estimated that after a while, this hammer man will really have a concussion, becoming the first Age of Exile invader to be defeated by the wine bottle.

But......

"Whoa! Roar roar roar! Whoa, whoa, whoa! ”

Damn, can you stop smashing me with this garbage!

This hammer man is really going to blow up!

You just smashed me, so many smells to confuse my sense of smell, I can't remember the delicious feeling just now!

I can't find the smell I just had!

"Whoa!" The Hammerman erupted again and rushed into the traffic, and everyone fled frantically.

"Sir, we might as well put this place in order!" The soldiers were in despair.