Chapter 218: Island People

The plague god looked at the message on his phone, not to mention the more 'excited' he was.

Plague God: Star Immortal God. To tell you the truth, Xiaoxian has been a little shy in her pocket recently, can you borrow a few gold ingots......

Although Xingxian said that he would ask the plague god to make a request, after the plague god sent this news, he was still a little apprehensive.

Zhang Xingxing almost didn't jump up as if he had stepped on his tail, his eyes widened, and he said fiercely in his heart: This guy from the plague god actually asked for money from him!

However, he quickly gritted his teeth again, and he couldn't give up the child and the wolf, so he still clicked to send a red envelope.

Hint: The plague god has received your red envelope.

The plague god looked at the 10 gold ingots on the mobile phone screen, and his face 'revealed' ecstasy, he didn't know how long it had been since he had seen so many gold ingots.

Sure enough, the Star Immortal God is worthy of being the Star Immortal God, and his shot is generous!

Originally, the plague god was just holding it, sending a few unlucky charms to Xingxian to try, and taking the opportunity to see if he could ask for one or two gold ingots 'flowers' and 'flowers', but he didn't expect that Xingxian's backhand was 10 gold ingots.

Plague God: Thank you, Star Immortal God.

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"I have studied Chinese culture for three years, and I have thoroughly understood it, and I am very knowledgeable. A man who was no more than 160 tall, 'fat', 'fat', chubby, and had a mustache, chuckled.

"Mr. Matsumoto, he is a great talent of my island country, so naturally any knowledge is a little thorough. "The man standing behind him, wearing a black 'color' suit and his body like a wooden plank, exclaimed in stiff Chinese dialect.

A young man in the distance pushed the black-rimmed glasses on his nose and said in a deep voice: "This Mr. Matsumoto's Chinese words are just so-so, but if you say this, even if you eat my Chinese culture thoroughly, are you arrogant?"

Matsumoto Ichiro slowly turned his head to look at the young man and said, "Yoro is arrogant?"

"No, no, no, no, I, Matsumoto Ichiro, unlike you Chinese people, like to say one thing and do another, I like to speak with facts. ”

Matsumoto Ichiro walked slowly in front of the young people, "Isn't your Chinese language the most complex language in the world? From ancient times to the present, don't you like to play poetry and couplets the most? This can be said to be your Chinese culture, the most masterful, right?"

The people around him, after hearing Matsumoto Ichiro's words, all 'revealed' hateful eyes.

Although many Chinese people like to say that China is not good here, where is it bad......

However, if you meet a foreigner and insult Huaxia, he will become the target of public criticism. What's more, this foreigner is still the most hated island country.

"I have an uplink here, as long as someone present makes the right downlink, I will retract what I just said. Matsumoto Ichiro said indifferently.

At this time, the weather suddenly darkened, and there was a faint hint of a storm coming.

Matsumoto Ichiro said, "When it snows, it doesn't rain, and it turns into snow on the ground." It's a lot of trouble when it snows and rains, and it's better to just rain. ”

After the young man heard Matsumoto Ichiro's words, his face suddenly became a little ugly.

Although he resolutely did not believe that Matsumoto Ichiro had mastered all the Chinese culture, he felt a little unable to deal with this couplet.

I had to look around with hopeful eyes.

The people around him whispered softly and frowned slightly, but no one answered.

Although Chinese culture has a long history, and the poetry and couplets of the ancients are indeed broad and profound, they have long been thrown aside, and a couplet was suddenly taken out by an island person.

Everyone present is really a little difficult to fork,

The scene was eerily quiet, and a middle-aged man with a slab head moved his body and was about to stand up.

Zhang Xingxing walked over and shouted, "Little man, you just said that if we come up to us, you will take back the words?"

Zhang Xingxing's words attracted the attention of everyone present.

Zhang Xingxing is 180 tall, and it is indeed not an exaggeration to call a dwarf when he stands with Matsumoto Ichiro, who is only 160.

What's more, Zhang Xingxing hates the islanders, and he is even more disgusted with Matsumoto Ichiro's words just now.

In addition, not long ago, 10 gold ingots were given away as if cutting 'meat', and Zhang Xingxing had no place to vent.

Now that the island people have jumped out, they are simply slapping Zhang Xingxing in the face.

The faces of the two men in suits standing behind Matsumoto Ichiro changed, as if they were about to step forward to repair Zhang Xingxing, but they were stopped by Matsumoto Ichiro.

Matsumoto Ichiro chuckled and said, "If someone present can make a couplet, I will kneel on the ground and say sorry to Huaxia." ”

Zhang Xingxing sneered: "For me Huaxia, there is gold under a man's knees. However, knees are worthless to the soft bones of your island people, so don't use this little thing to be perfunctory. ”

"Then what should you do?" Matsumoto Ichiro was not angry, but felt a little surprised because Zhang Xingxing, on such an occasion, even thought of the customs of his own country, and was not carried away by anger at all.

"It's very simple, since the swear words come out of your mouth, then let people 'pump' your mouth, after all, where you make a mistake, you should be punished somewhere, and remember 'sex' for a long time. ”

"Of course, it's not me, and it's not any Huaxia people, because we're going to 'suck' your mouth that insults Huaxia. We're going to feel dirty! Just the two men behind you, one of them will 'slap' you. ”

Zhang Xingxing said lightly.

Matsumoto Ichiro squinted his eyes and stared at Zhang Xingxing, and finally couldn't help but smile: "Can it be ......"

"But this couplet is just something I said casually, as long as you pair this couplet out, and then put another couplet on me, not to mention being 'slapped', it is 'pumped' ten slaps, what does it matter?"

Zhang Xingxing nodded and said with a smile: "Since your subordinates call you Mr...... That...... Listen up!"

"Mr. doesn't eat ****, eats until the stomach becomes, it is troublesome to eat, Mr. is not as good as light ****!"

"Bang Bang!"

Everyone present applauded!

Although Zhang Xingxing's lower link is a little disgusting, many people even have food in their hands......

However, at this moment, no one felt uncomfortable because of Zhang Xingxing's couplet, but felt very happy.

Because, Matsumoto Ichiro is Mr., this lower link is obviously scolding him to ****, for an island man who looks down on and even insults Huaxia, the mouth is smelly, ****, this is as it should be!

The two island people standing behind Matsumoto Ichiro, although they don't know much about this couplet, they still understand the words "sir" and "****".

Coupled with the happy appearance of the surrounding Chinese people, and even cast a sneering glance at Matsumoto Ichiro, the two island people knew that the young man in front of him was definitely scolding Matsumoto Ichiro, and he was about to get angry immediately.