Most people smile when they hear bad jokes, and sometimes they clench their arms to say, "It's so cold!" Or speech and performance related to cold language, such as shivering, temperature, air conditioning, or hot weather, etc. (Read the latest chapter for the first time)

Bad jokes are invincible to most people. It can make people chill and laugh at the same time, and have no idea what they're comedy.

But in terms of unstoppable popularity, the so-called cold jokes still have their value and significance. It's just that there's no denying that I'm not telling a bad joke.

However, in the current state, Zhou Zhiting, who couldn't laugh on the opposite side, and took the time to hug her shoulders and make a very cold and powerful standard posture of being hit by cold jokes, is indeed not as lethal as my words.

In her eyes, I was sitting in the cab of the truck with a serious look on my face, and I radiated more and more joy.

A poor boy who can't drive a truck! A poor boy who is estimated to have not graduated from high school! A poor boy who probably can't even read twenty-six letters! In addition to being a little handsome, it is estimated that he is a poor boy with no advantages! This guy even has a fake truck driver's license, and he is such a person who is ashamed to bribe in front of himself. And the capital of bribery turned out to be to teach himself to learn English.

It's hilarious. This guy thinks his head is as funny as him? A person with a little talent, who is really good enough to teach himself English, why not go to the city to find a comfortable and comfortable high-paying job? Only coolies who have no choice will follow the beekeeping team to raise bees and live a life that seems to pay well, but is actually extremely poor and difficult.

Seeing that this girl was smiling hard, I shrugged my shoulders, took the book of "Call of the Wild" beside her, turned a page casually, and recited it word by word. While reciting, he also explained the difficult words at will.

Zhou Zhiting, who was still unimpressed at first, gradually turned her face steep, tears of laughter still hung in the corners of her eyes, and her expression was deeply petrified and sluggish with my recitation. She wiped her eyes and looked at me in disbelief, frowning attractively, "Who are you?" ”

"I'm me, a kind citizen who hasn't graduated from high school, but I've been persevering in studying English." I pretended to squeeze my eyebrows at her, "The level of Ying is not high, it makes you laugh." Still, it's enough to teach you this chick. What do you think? Want to trade? ”

Zhou Zhiting was silent and muttered for a long time before snorting coldly, "Let you go for the time being." You definitely have a problem, and even if you are dismissed, you will probably find a way to get involved, right? I don't know what your purpose is! Forget it, Miss Ben suffers a little bit and keeps an eye on you. ”

After saying that, he jumped out of the car and disappeared in front without looking back.

This little girl, I'm afraid it's a little difficult.

I watched with a smile as she left, her face darkened, and then she had a headache. Her instincts were so sensitive that I had to be on guard. The identity of himself as an ordinary applicant has been completely exposed, and now he can only gamble. I'm betting on how eager this little girl is to learn.

Although it is not clear why she didn't hire a tutor to teach her English, after all, it is a very simple problem for a rich girl. But for me, it's really good. There are always deep reasons inside things that outsiders can't guess, and I don't bother to guess, I just need the results.

The current result is more satisfactory for the time being, and Zhou Zhiting is obviously compromised. I was able to preserve my work and lay the groundwork for further investigation into the mysterious heirloom of the Zhou Group.

The convoy had entered the high-altitude section and parked near a water filling station. Looking at the GPS, the altitude is not high, only 2814 meters. I jumped out of the car, and a cold wind blew over, and I couldn't help but shrink my shoulders. The mountain air was fresh, but bitterly cold. It's almost early summer, and this cold is really a bit uncomfortable.

The bed of one of the team's trucks was converted into a kitchen, which is a feeding area for all employees, including the Nutrition Queen. The person who eats must take the lunch box to the meal at the specified time, and he will not wait for it to expire.

When I got out of the car, I already saw many veteran employees lining up for lunch with lunch boxes in their hands, and most of them squatted around to eat with relish. Speaking of which, I'm a little hungry too. Scratching his head, he was a little helpless.

The recruitment contract didn't make the details as clear, and no one told me about it during the class. I didn't have a lunch box with me, and I didn't have any utensils to hold food. Do you want to eat it with your hands? Let's not say that others don't mind, you can't pass this level. What a shame!

I was hesitating, and I saw Zhou Zhiting walking towards me with two lunch boxes.

"You're too polite, although I have a little ability to speak so smoothly about Ying. But I don't need to bring the food for me personally, Miss. I'm really flattered, I can't say that when I teach you English in the future, I will have to do my best to die. I gratefully stretched out my hand and was about to take the lunch box, but Zhou Zhiting dodged it.

"Do you want to have an apprenticeship? I didn't expect the eldest lady to be such a traditional girl, it's really rare. It doesn't matter, this cold box lunch should be an apprenticeship ceremony, and I will never dislike it. I was stunned and immediately understood. The left hand gave a thumbs up and praised her for being polite, and the right hand grabbed the lunch box unyieldingly.

"What are you doing?" Zhou Zhiting slapped my palm with her free right hand, making a painful sound, "This is not for you to eat." ”

"Isn't it for me? Can you eat two lunch boxes by yourself? Wow, that's incredible! I kept looking at her shallow waist with eyes that seemed to be seeing a supernatural event. Ying Ying's waist doesn't look like it can accommodate two adult meals. Although I heard that a woman's stomach capacity and body shape must not be linked to her body shape before, this sentence can also find a basis in the guardian girl Li Mengyue. But I've always regarded Li Mengyue as a special existence. It seems that this time my concept is about to change.

"Idiot, I've already eaten." Zhou Zhiting's face turned a little red under my gaze: "You can bring these two lunch boxes to my grandmother." ”

"Your grandmother also has a large stomach capacity?" I was taken aback again. That shriveled and pierced terrible old woman's appetite is really not ordinary, is there genetics? I have unscrupulously positioned Zhou Zhiting's family as the existence of the big stomach.

"Stupid, of course it's not just grandma who eats alone. And grandpa's portions. She pouted, "Since grandma has always thought that grandpa is still alive, as a family member, you can't overstimulate the old man." So my mother has always instructed the people who take care of my grandmother to bring in my deceased grandfather's share every time. ”

"Why do you want me to deliver food?" I'm very depressed, that dark and weird place, I don't know if I will lose my life if I go in more. After all, every time I see Granny Zhou's face, my cranial nerves will undergo an earth-shaking torture.

"It seems that you still don't understand. The employees who drive car 13 have always been assigned to take care of their grandmothers. Zhou Zhiting smiled wickedly, her snow-white and neat teeth reflecting a cunning light in the sun, "Of course, even if you are not determined, I will also let you be determined." Who called you a long-looking, nasty, flamboyant? I hate you more than anything else! ”

"Is there a future boss like you who denigrate his own employees?" I pouted.

"There are employees who threaten and then seduce their future bosses on the first day of a certain class, and there are beautiful bosses like me who punish and reward and love." Zhou Zhiting stretched out her leg and wanted to kick me again, but I was sensitive to dodge, "Go!" ”

She handed me the two boxed lunches and turned to get busy.

Stinky Nizi, don't fall into the palm of my hand, or I'll see how I clean you up! I grunted angrily through my nose, and I had a little calculation in my heart. Now that Old Man Zhou has passed away, of course the dead will not eat, so there is an extra meal in his hand. When Granny Zhou finishes eating, I will eat the one that no one has ever touched to solve the hunger problem in the Five Organs Temple. Neither ashamed, but also self-consoling is to save food, it is simply perfect.

Thinking about it like this, I was happy again. When you arrive late at the township where you are staying, you can find a way to buy a lunch box for cooking. But I have always had a doubt, Zhou Zhiting's girl is not like a timid person, even if the place where Granny Zhou lives is a little scary, she will not be afraid to that extent. Taking a step back, since she was scared, why did she have to run alone to see her grandmother in the early hours of this morning?

I mind a little bit about this.

There was a gentle knock on the door of the container, but no one answered. I opened the zipper of the door, exposed a little gap in the door, and shouted inside, "Granny Zhou, I've brought food in." ”

"It's a little night, come in." A kind voice came from inside.

That's when I walked in. According to psychological analysis, pretending to be polite in advance is very lethal to the elderly. Older people are more likely to be more open to polite young people, which makes it easier for them to dig for information.

The carriage was still the same as this morning, I put two boxed lunches on the table of the Eight Immortals, and said with a slight smile, "Eat it while it's hot, it's not good for your health when it's cold." ”

"Sayo is such a polite child, there aren't many young people like you now. Especially after seeing the horror of my face, I can calm down. Granny Zhou smiled and poured me a cup of tea, "Sit, don't stand." I'm going to call my wife for dinner. ”

Hunger is a geometrically tumbling feeling, I didn't feel it before I stopped the car just now, but now after smelling the aroma of food, the stomach lining begins to secrete gastric juice continuously.

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