Chapter 1094: Taking Advantage of the Void 4
The two of them were eating when they said this, and when they heard the words of the wind and snow, there was laughter at the dinner table.
Father Lu, Guan Cheng and Feng Qingyun looked at Lu Tianzhi and Guan Yu at the same time.
Noticing everyone's gaze and recalling the words of the wind and snow, Lu Tianzhi swallowed the food in his mouth, "Auntie, what does it have to do with us?" We are all children, and if we don't marry a daughter-in-law when we grow up, there will be no unfortunate thing like Brother Ah Cheng. ”
"Yes, I don't marry a daughter-in-law either, it's terrible, our family and brother were almost killed by Wang Lingzhi!"
Guan Yu said as he patted his chest, feeling palpitations.
The lesbians outside are really terrible, my brother doesn't want to marry her, so he comes to harm their whole family, why can't they be as beautiful, gentle and kind as their aunts and aunts?
If you don't marry, you don't have to worry about marrying a bad woman.
Guan Yu and Lu Tianzhi are inseparable, and their ideas are very similar.
"If you don't marry a daughter-in-law, I will die of sorrow." Feng Qingxue said while scooping a spoonful of dried sweet potato porridge for Xibao, "When you become adults, the role that accompanies you in life is no longer an elder, but a partner, living with you, struggling together, and running towards a better tomorrow." Therefore do not choke on food. ”
Xibao raised his face stained with rice particles, "Mom, what is the waste of food due to choking?" Choking to death and not eating? ”
"I know this!" Lu Tianzhi raised his hand, "From "Lu's Spring and Autumn Period", the original words are 'There are people who choke to death, and they want to ban the food of the world, contradictory.'" It means that because someone choked on eating, it is ridiculous to want everyone in the world not to eat. ”
Just as he was about to explain the meaning, Lu Tianzhi saw Fu Bao push away his bowl and said seriously: "I choked!" ”
Lu Tianzhi was stunned and didn't react.
Father Lu was very amused, "Fubao, how many bites of food have you eaten?" I don't want to eat it again. ”
"I'm full, grandpa!" Fu Bao touched his belly, "Mom, I'm going to poop." ”
Feng Qingyun hurriedly took her out, and before she got to the toilet, she heard the little girl say anxiously: "Pull the poop, pull the poop!" ”
"Then you're here to pull!" Feng Qingyun was afraid that she would be pulled in her pants and would not have time to send it to the toilet, so she put it down on the spot and faded her pants to the crook of her legs, and the little girl squatted and pulled it up, putting her two little hands on her knees, and her attitude was very focused.
After pulling it, Feng Qingyun took out toilet paper from her pocket, wiped her buttocks, and lifted her pants.
As a result, the little girl glanced back at the poop on the ground, and let out an exclamation, "What a beautiful poop!" ”
Hearing this, Feng Qingyun almost sat down on the ground, everyone in the house heard it, and couldn't help laughing, and the porridge in Guan Yu's mouth squirted out instantly, but fortunately, he quickly turned his head and didn't spray on the table.
Even so, he choked and coughed vigorously.
Feng Qingxue was speechless, how narcissistic is her daughter? Every piece of you pull is beautiful.
"Poop stinks! It stinks! Xibao shouted, looking at her sister who entered the door with a look of disgust, "Sister, you don't pinch your nose, you actually say that Baba is very beautiful!" ”
Feng Qingxue knocked on his son's head, "Okay, eat your meal, I'm eating, what do you say is not poop." ”
Xibao sighed, honestly picked up the rice in his mouth, and wiped his mouth after eating, "Grandpa, you eat quickly, let's go to work after eating, let my uncle and grandpa praise me!" ”