In the bright spring season, a pair of young men and women from afar have a feeling to have a friendly match back to nature in this spring.

No one expected that the jungle action of the two-person team finally alarmed the elite monster in the wild area, a South China wild boar weighing more than 640 catties.

This pair of shameless dog men and women are abusing single pigs!

Wu Na man, let go of the sister, let me come the old pig!

Dressed in cloth clothes, with empty hands, and leaving the novice village without any equipment, the couple could only flee in embarrassment.

However, facts have once again proved that the public prosecutors and lawyers, who practice their life skills by the reservoir and in the bamboo forest, are capable and determined to uphold the dignity of the law.

Article 7 of the new regulations in 2015 states that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to cultivate into refinement.

This rare super heavyweight player obviously touched the bottom limit of the law, and was brutally suppressed on the spot, and he didn't even receive a box lunch, and left the arena directly, cold.

Officer Xiao Wang got his wish and gained a qualification, even if it is cross-regional law enforcement, but he dares to keep people in front of the pig, and the credit of sacrificing himself to feed the pig is indispensable.

The above is from the official report.

As for the truth......

At that time, the lazy demon girl who was hiding under the water was almost smashed by a pig, and she was very angry, and the son bullied the slave family, but in order to have food and the Internet, she endured it, and even a pig dared to come to find trouble.

Just a small bite, more than 600 catties of wild boar did not even have the qualifications to struggle, and died directly, and when it surfaced, it was already out of breath.

What can it do if it becomes a sperm, it encounters the demon king.

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At noon, a sumptuous whole fish feast made Li Bai, Guo Wenkai and others eat heartily.

The people in the mountainous areas of southern Qianjiang Province have cleaned up a good hand of fish, smoked, fried, roasted, boiled, boiled, boiled, sauerkraut, chopped pepper, even if it is difficult to adjust, there is always a kind of people who are happy.

The villagers who assisted the police in arresting the wild boar did not return empty-handed, and there were seventy or eighty fresh fish that jumped ashore, and by the way, everyone in the village was wiped out and fed.

Although thousands of catties of fresh fish can't be divided into one for every household in the village, dividing a fish into three or four portions and then distributing one by one is still enough to satisfy everyone, and even one meal may not be finished.

The unexpected fish feast can only be counted as foreplay, and the wild boar feast in the evening is the beginning of this gluttonous feast.

In addition to Li Bai and Guo Wenkai and others, the young couple who brought the wild boar over were also invited, to a certain extent, without this man and woman, the village could not pick up this big wild boar of several hundred catties in vain, aside from the water and bone hair, there are still two hundred catties of net leftover skin and meat.

After lunch, the washed and separated wild boar meat was stuffed into the big pot of firewood stove with a large amount of star anise, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves and cooking wine, and began to simmer slowly.

Because the meat is very coarse, it needs to be stewed for enough time before it can be eaten, and the trace of Jiao poison released casually by the Qingyao Demon Maiden is not the strongest poison, as it is stewed, the poison will be quickly decomposed, and no one will be poisoned to death because of eating wild boar.

The most valuable wild boar belly on the wild boar did not follow the pot, but was kept separately and put in the refrigerator for refrigeration.

The villagers who used the knife counted that there were at least 20 "nails" in the belly of this giant wild boar, although now everyone knows that this "nail" is a parasite, but the more "nails" there are, the higher the price is an indisputable fact, just this belly can be sold for at least four or five thousand yuan.

When it is time to actually put it in the pot, these "nails" will still be removed in advance, and not many people will stupidly send parasites into their mouths.

Boss Deng, who runs a farmhouse, moved out boxes of beer and set up a large round table in his yard to prepare for the evening.

It's one thing to make money from a farmhouse and a homestay, but it's more important to be happy.

It is rare to have an unexpected big harvest, simply unite the farmhouse owners of the whole village to have a party together, no matter who it is, as long as you are willing to participate, you can enter the table to eat and drink, wild boar and fish are ready-made without money, and there are wild bamboo shoots dug up in the mountains, and a few vegetables are not worth a few dollars to pick a few vegetables in the vegetable field, so even if you don't collect a penny, you can't lose anywhere.

This is where the advantages of local farmhouses lie, low cost and high income, once the popularity is out, attracting a stable source of customers, basically it is a big profit.

As soon as the day is dark, the whole village is filled with the smell of meat, not only wild boar, but also the villagers themselves take out the salted meat, bacon and other additives, large vegetable pots are served on the table, children are scurrying around the table, tourists and villagers sit together, large pieces of food.

The wild boar meat with very coarse fiber is stewed enough to heat the heat, and white wine is added halfway to make the meat more soft and still retain a bit of chewiness, which becomes a rare delicacy, and a lot of spices and cooking wine neutralize the fishy smell of the pork, and release the mellow meat flavor.

The rough and tough skin became brittle, and the teeth were bitten up, and after a little resistance, it was completely cut off.

If the wild boar is alive, its skin tastes like this, I am afraid that Officer Xiao Wang will go down with a stone, and the pig king will have to kneel on the spot, otherwise it will not Miss!Miss!Miss!Miss!

This game is not playable at all, it is too bullying for the police.

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Although he was unexpectedly surprised during the day, after all, there was no danger, and the mountain village program arranged by Guo Wenkai still received praise from everyone.

Early the next morning, a few young men from the village, led a few fierce dogs and militiamen from the village, armed with rifles, into the mountains, ready to sweep around the village to prevent the appearance of wild boars and other aggressive wild animals.

Because wild boars are extremely destructive to agriculture and pose a threat to human safety, villages in the mountainous areas will hunt wild boars every year and implement a policy of reducing the number of wild boars.

Relatively speaking, China is still very strong in controlling the proliferation of runaway species.

What to do if there are too many, the old way, eat!

The people asked the leaders, how many levels of protected animals do they want to eat?

The leaders held a meeting to discuss, study and study, discuss and discuss, and finally came to a consensus that braised is more delicious.

This decision is very Chinese and very close to the people.

In recent years, there have been fewer and fewer hunters in mountain villages, partly because of the further tightening of gun control policies, and partly because more and more young people are going out to work.

Unless it is a local business, digest labor on the spot, in a village where there are no farmhouses and homestays, unless it is a festival, the village can only see the elderly and children, and chickens and dogs scurrying around.

Since there were not enough hunters, they had to fill up the militia, and by the way, they replaced the militia training subject, mountain pig hunting.

Usually, male wild boars are solitary rangers and extremely aggressive, and only during the estrus period will they look for female wild boars to fit in.

With the scruples of the little wild boar, the aggressiveness of the wild boar herd is far less than that of the lone pig, and it will take the initiative to avoid people when encountering people, as long as it does not die to provoke, it will basically not encounter too much danger.

Guo Wenkai and other policemen took the initiative to join the pig hunting team, but most of them have touched guns, and some of them are from the army, if they encounter anything, they are better than those militiamen.

A team of about 30 people, four eighty-one bars, two five-four-handed dogs, a number of bullets, more than 20 farm tools and sticks, two more harpoons, carrying dry food, entered the deep mountains and old forests.

Li Bai carried a steel hoe that attacked 0-8, and a large bamboo basket to defend against 0-1 mixed in the team.

I almost forgot that he also had a demon king attacking 99999-99999 on his body, and if he accidentally sneezed, these thirty or so people would be wiped out.

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