Meeting, impossible, impossible in this life.

After knowing this kid, he Gu Nianshen had one more regret in his life, that is, peeing with him.

Now the whole world knows that his big bird can urinate for three meters, and the hot search can't stop it, and he didn't throw him into the sea to feed the sharks completely because of the original goodness of human nature.

"Really?" Lin Xiaoyu looked at Gu Nianshen innocently, a little incredulous.

Can you see your uncle who urinate far away if you look for your mother?

Gu Nianshen's patience was almost gone, he nodded "um", then reached out and picked up Lin Xiaoyu, caught it in his arms, and strode towards the door.

If this little bastard doesn't leave, he will definitely commit child abuse.

Lin Xiaoyu was very clever and knew that he was going to be thrown out, so a pair of small hands hurriedly grabbed Gu Nianshen's clothes and scolded him loudly: "Bad uncle, bad uncle." ”

Saying that, he opened his mouth and cried, his mouth was crisp, which made Gu Nianshen have a ringing in his ears for a moment, and he put him on the ground in disgust.

Looking at the tears of the little family, Gu Nianshen put his hands on his waist, frowned deeply, and was helpless.

What about Qi Shaodong? Why hasn't he come back yet?

Gu Nianshen glanced at the door, he was about to go to Qi Shaodong to come back to deal with it, but as soon as he raised his foot, his leg was hugged by Lin Xiaoyu.

This bear child!

Hold his leg again!

Gu Nianshen looked down at Lin Xiaoyu, his crying stopped, but a handful of tears and snot on his face, as long as he moved slightly, it would rub against his pants, he raised his foot in disgust and shook it, but he didn't shake it off.

Not only did his mom teach him the strange interest of peeing with others, but also taught him the secret of hugging his thighs.

Why is it so sticky, as soon as it is touched, it can't be shaken off like glutinous rice.

Gu Nianshen has never been so helpless to a person, neither beating, nor scolding, he can't ignore it, he doesn't know how many people will pay attention when he cries.

He stretched out his hand to support his forehead, looked at Lin Xiaoyu with the last trace of patience and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”

If his son did that, he would throw him out into the street and leave him to fend for himself.

Lin Xiaoyu didn't ink, wiped his tears with the back of his hand, and then said his wish very simply, "My mommy is your girlfriend, are you good at being my father?" ”

Please, please.

Regarding this issue, Gu Nian didn't think about it for a long time, and replied to Lin Xiaoyu very decisively, "Not good!" ”

Have one's head in the clouds!

Did he have a stepdad face?

was rejected, Lin Xiaoyu was very disappointed, he muttered sadly and asked Gu Nianshen, "Isn't Xiaoyu good enough?" ”

Gu Nianshen ignored him with a dark face, he didn't give up, and wanted to fight for it again, "Mommy is very beautiful, and many uncles like it." ”

Hehe, I can see it.

Gu Nianshen lowered his head and sneered back to Lin Xiaoyu, "Lao Wang next door will like your mommy more, and it is more suitable to be your father." ”

He bent down, grabbed Xiaoyu's arms, and forcibly pulled him off his legs.

Lin Xiaoyu shook his head and said: "Next door to our house is Uncle Weisen, he has Aunt Weisen, and he has given birth to a baby, so he can't be Xiaoyu's father." ”

The innocent and simple appearance made Gu Nianshen feel a sense of powerlessness when his fist hit the cotton.

He looked at Lin Xiaoyu speechlessly.

I didn't want to talk to him anymore, I wanted to throw him out directly, and I was afraid that he would cry like just now, so I simply scared him, "If you don't go out again, I'll call the police and let the police arrest you." ”