Huang Banxian grinned, pointed to the sky, and said, "It's the middle of winter, the grass and trees in the world are withering, where are the fresh fruits?" So my old man thought about it, if you want to eat fruit, you have to go to heaven! ”

"To heaven? How to get there? Is there fruit in the sky? Dafiki asked hurriedly.

"Haha, you foreigners don't know, we say, that's a total of sixteen heavens. In the sixteen days, there was a man called the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor has a peach orchard at home, and there are fairy peaches in the peach orchard! ”

Huang Chao smiled, pointed to the sky, and said, "Wait for me to call my apprentice, go to the sky to pick a few fairy peaches for everyone to taste!" ”

"Okay, I'll see how you get to heaven!" Dafiki was excited.

Huang Chao turned around and beckoned to the crowd: "Come out in vain!" ”

A twelve-year-old boy walked out, with red lips and white teeth, clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and saluted everyone.

"This is the apprentice of the poor way, Dong Xiaojie." Huang Chao introduced to everyone, and said: "I'm old and my body is not good, so I can only ask my apprentice to do the matter of picking peaches in the sky." ”

Seeing Huang Chao's words, everyone felt strange and silent.

People say that they brag and blow to the sky, probably Huang Chao≠ ▼ Such a person, he really dares to brag.

"Er Miao, can his apprentice really go to heaven?" Suspicious, he asked in a low voice.

"Since he said it, he must be able to do it, let's watch first." Ding Ermiao put his hands behind his back and smiled with interest.

On the field, Huang Chao waved the dust and shouted at the Taoist boy named Dong Xiaojie: "Xiaojie, for the master, you will go to heaven, go to the Jade Emperor's peach orchard, and pick a few fairy peaches for me." Go fast, don't stay! ”

Dong Xiaojie looked at the sky and said bitterly: "Master, you are so confused, there is not such a long ladder here, how can you tell me to go to the sky?" ”

"Duh! Hugh said that there is nothing to ascend to the sky, look at my Taoism to the sky! Huang Chao shouted, whisked the dust, and suddenly pointed at the incense burner on the ground!

Quietly, the smoke from the incense burner gradually became straight, straight and vertical into the sky, hidden in the scattered snowflakes, high and invisible.

"Xiaojie, you just follow this pillar of smoke and climb to the sky for me!" Huang Chao said.

Dong Xiaojie circled around the incense burner, grabbed the back of his head, and said, "Master, this pillar is a little thinner, it's not easy to climb!" ”

"That's okay, make it thicker for the teacher!" Huang Chao waved the dust and brushed it a few times.

The pillar of smoke really became thicker, and it was the thickness of the mouth of a bowl.

"Xiaojie, you can go now!" Huang Chao pointed to the pillar of smoke and said: "The time has been calculated for the teacher, at this moment, the guard of Pan Taoyuan is not there, you can go with confidence." ”

Dong Xiaojie suddenly wept and said, "Master, if you are caught by the guards, the apprentice will definitely be crushed to pieces, and there will be no place to bury him." Don't miscalculate the time. ”

"Don't worry, there will be no mistakes as a teacher, you go and go back quickly!" Huang Chao waved his hand again and again, urging the apprentice to move.

Dong Xiaojie wiped a handful of tears, took off his robe, threw it on the snow, walked to the cigarette pillar, took a deep breath, and then held the cigarette pillar with both hands and jumped up!

"Wow......!" John Dafiki's mouth opened violently, and he didn't even roll his eyes. Because he saw with his own eyes that Dong Xiaojie climbed a tree and climbed up the pillar of smoke.

The audience was silent, and their eyes were focused on Dong Xiaojie.

Dong Xiaojie climbed higher and higher, and in the blink of an eye, he disappeared into the gray sky.

"Xiaojie, where are you?" Huang Chao was also very nervous, tilted his head and asked.

"Master, I'll be at Nantianmen soon......" In the sky, Dong Xiaojie's voice came faintly.

Huang Chao wiped his sweat and said, "Pay attention to safety, avoid those!" ”

But there was no response from the sky, presumably Dong Xiaojie had already entered the forbidden land and did not dare to speak.

Huang Chao couldn't hear the echo, and couldn't help but be a little anxious, pinching his fingers and going around the incense burner.

Suddenly, with a whoosh, an object fell from the sky and landed on a thick snowdrift.

"Xiantao is here!" Huang Chao was overjoyed, grabbed it, picked up the object, and held it in his palm for John Duffy to look at, and it was indeed a fist-sized peach!

Dafiki took the immortal peach, looked at it repeatedly in his hand, and was so shocked that he said for a long time: "Old man, I admire you, how did you do it?" ”

"Hahahaha, carving insect skills, why bother?" Huang Chao laughed proudly.

In the midst of laughter, five more peaches fell from the sky and smashed on the snowdrifts.

Huang Chao picked them up one by one and shouted at the sky: "Enough is enough, Xiaojie, come back!" ”

But after shouting several times, there was no response from above.

Huang Chao frowned, pinched his fingers, and muttered: "Oops, could it be that I met the guard of Pan Taoyuan in vain?" ”

John Dafiki could understand Huaxiaguo's words, and he was also very nervous, looked up, and said, "What should I do, could it be that little friend who was detained by the heavenly soldiers?" ”

Everyone looked at the sky together and was silent. Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan were both concerned, wishing that the child Dong Xiaojie would appear quickly and land safely.

The kind-hearted Wang Yuxin was even more tearful......

"Duh! You bold mortals dare to go to the sky to pick peaches, it's a thief! Thousands of feet in the sky, in an ethereal and invisible place, suddenly there was a majestic shout, like spring thunder sweeping across the plain, buzzing, "Whose child are you?" Who taught you to steal peaches?! ”

The crowd was shocked.

Huang Chao fell to the ground with a thud and shouted: "Woohoo, I was caught by the heavenly general, how can I be good?" ”

"Spare ......!" Dong Xiaojie's miserable voice came from the sky.

But before the words could be spoken, suddenly there was a plop, and a few big guys fell from the sky.

When everyone saw it, they all exclaimed. Dafiki exclaimed even more, his face pale.

What fell to the ground was the remains of severed limbs! The bloody arms and legs, as well as the torso and head, are all Dong Xiaojie's.

- In other words, Dong Xiaojie was torn apart and thrown away.

In an exclamation, in the incense burner on the ground, the incense was suddenly cut off, and it was lonely and deserted.

Huang Chao sat on the ground, guarding the arms and legs of the apprentice, howling and crying, beating his chest and pulling his beard.

Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan were shocked to change color, and their eyes were red; Wang Yuxin burst into tears and choked up.

Li Qingdong stepped forward and said, "Zodiac chief, people can't be resurrected after death, so let Dong Xiaojie go, alas, ......"

Everyone also stepped forward to persuade each other and offer good words of comfort.

Huang Chao stopped his tears, took off his wide road robe, spread it on the ground, and spread the apprentice's road robe again, and then picked up Dong Xiaojie's arms, legs, head and torso one by one, and put them into his clothes and packed them.

John Duffy was already frightened, and trembling stepped forward, ready to say a few words of comfort.

Who knew that at this moment, Huang Chao turned around, grabbed Dafiki's collar, and shouted viciously:

"Foreign ghost, you have to see it, I died on the spot, and you give me back my life!"

"Old man, old gentleman, this ......, I ......" Duffiki's face was as pale as dirt, and he stammered and couldn't speak.

"What are you? It's all you! You've lost your life! Huang Chao didn't let go, his eyes were on fire, and his beard was open, just like a fighting.

"Zodiac chief, listen to me." In the entanglement, Li Qingdong stepped forward again and said:

"People can't be resurrected after death, in my opinion, let this foreigner friend give Dong Xiaojie a gift. If you escaped from heaven in vain and were caught, your own life is not good. It's okay to put all the responsibility on the foreigner friends. ”

John Dafiki seemed to grasp a life-saving straw, held Li Qingdong's hand, and said: "Yes, yes, yes, I can't be blamed completely, I am willing to apologize, and I can ...... Money! ”

Two by two, the other elders all stepped forward to persuade Huang Chao.

"That's it, that's it!" Huang Chao burst into tears, looked up to the sky and sighed, and said, "I don't want your money either, I'm just such a disciple, and now I'm dead, no matter how much money I have, can I bring him back to life?" Foreign ghost, you can kowtow to my apprentice a few times and send him there. ”

"Kowtow?" Dafiki looked left and right, quite embarrassed.

Although he is a foreigner, he also knows a little about the etiquette of Huaxiaguo, so he kowtows to a teenage child, and he can't let it go.

Li Qingdong waved his hand and said, "It's better to bow, foreigners don't understand these etiquette." ”

Huang Chao snorted, which was considered acquiescence.

John Duffy walked to the robe that wrapped Dong Xiaojie's limbs in full clothes, bowed respectfully, still muttered in his mouth, and then straightened his waist, nodded a few points on his forehead and chest, and drew a cross.

"Hahahaha......" Huang Chao suddenly laughed.

Dafiki was inexplicable and looked at Huang Chao stupidly. He probably thought to himself, this old guy is crazy, and he is dead, and he can still laugh so happily?

"Xiaojie, everyone and foreign friends have bowed to you, can't you get up yet?" Huang Chao laughed loudly and pointed to the Taoist robe on the ground with a dust.

"Hehe......" There was a movement in the robe, Dong Xiaojie lifted his clothes and came out, looked at Dafiki with his eyebrows flying, and said, "Pastor Dafiki, are the peaches delicious?" ”

"You, you......!" As if he had seen an alien, Dafiki stared and opened his mouth, unable to speak for a long time.

Everyone on the field laughed.

Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan both smiled faintly and were not surprised. Rosie also smiled and nodded slightly. For them, the trick is not good, but deceiving foreigners to bow can be regarded as winning glory for the country and Taoism.

Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, surprised and delighted, and said, "Huang Banxian's spell is so powerful!" ”

And Wang Yuxin was simply crying with joy, no matter whether there was anyone or not, she hugged Qin Jun, buried her head in his chest, and let the tears flow.

"It's just a trick, it can only fool foreigners, it's not powerful." Behind him, an eerie voice came.

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