785. Chapter 785 - I Can Tell Fortunes Too
At this time, the young man sat down again, looked at me with an unkind face, and then I smiled at the old man and said, "I am used to sitting down to tell fortunes, you let me let me first!" ”
Hearing this, Lao Dao's face became even more ugly, and he was angry and then snorted coldly or gave up the chair, and everyone was talking about it when they saw this, most of them were because they didn't respect the master, they were arrogant and didn't know what to do, and so on.
I sat on the chair indifferently, sitting very vaguely similar to the statue behind me, and then I coughed dryly, looked at the young man for a moment, and slowly said the young man's birth date and name.
The young man and everyone did not change their faces, they all thought that I had just seen the birthday and name of the young man written on the white paper, and the old man on the side also looked disdainful and secretly scolded me for being an idiot.
I smiled and looked at the young man and continued: "You shouldn't be married yet, you're still a virgin, you should fight each other every day!" ”
Hearing this, everyone was slightly stunned and the back color was very exciting, and the next moment they were all bursting with laughter, and the old man's look was also extremely funny, and he had already made a fool of himself that I was a young man who was ignorant and foolish, and the young man was pale and ugly, and he almost stepped forward to beat me.
Song Jia, Chen Zhijing, Yang Ting and others are all smiling like flowers, as if it is a beautiful scenery, dazzling.
"Why are you looking at me like that, am I not right?" I looked at the young man and said lightly, the young man snorted coldly and stopped silent, everyone laughed again when they saw this, and then I yelled at everyone: "This is a virgin, there are very few in this society, whoever sees it can chase it backwards, after all, the boy's urine can ward off evil spirits!" ”
Hearing this, there were indeed a few good-looking girls whose eyes flickered and looked tempting, I smiled and then looked at the young man and continued: "There are six people in your family, four men and one girl, you should be a premature baby, there should be two family members in your family who have had an accident recently, one is killed by ghosts, and the other should be a normal death!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the young man looked at me in disbelief, he did have six people in his family, two brothers and a younger sister, and he was also a premature baby, and he almost didn't survive when he was born, which is not a particularly close person who doesn't know at all!
In addition, one of his older brothers died at the hands of evil spirits a few days ago, and his father died of cancer the day before yesterday.
The other people didn't know the situation, but they could see the clue from the young man's face, and they looked at me incredulously at the moment, these things would not have known at all if they hadn't been carefully investigated, so everyone looked at me a little differently.
At this time, Song Jia tilted her little head and approached Chen Zhijing and said with a smile: "When will the master tell fortunes, why don't I know!" ”
Chen Zhijing shook her head and said that she didn't know, I was snickering in my heart, where would I tell fortunes, but there are a few people in the family, whether they are married, whether someone in the family has died recently, but these can be seen from the face door, it belongs to the simplest divination technique, although I am not proficient in fortune telling, but I have been by the uncle's side for a long time, I know a little bit, bluffing is enough.
Of course, I don't know if it's more profound, at this time Lao Dao couldn't hold his breath, and said lightly: "I admit that Daoyou has a little strength, but what you calculate is that the trivial things at home are not in conflict with the things I calculated at all, why do you say I'm wrong, I was originally in a happy mood when I met Daoyou, and I was ready to drink and talk, but Daoyou was so hard-working, and his character was really clumsy!"
Hearing this, I looked at Lao Dao with a smile, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, don't worry, the show is ahead!" ”
At that moment, I pretended to be unfathomable and coughed twice, and then looked at the young man and said: "I have just said, you have a strong aura, you are definitely suitable to be Mr. Yin and Yang, you are lucky, there should be happy events in the near future, happy events are coming!" ”
"Dare to ask what is the happy event?" The young man couldn't feel my pulse at this time, and he spoke much more politely, and asked softly.
I said lightly: "According to my calculations, you should be accepted as an apprentice by the master to become Mr. Yin and Yang, and it should be soon!" ”
"Really?" The young man's eyes lit up in disbelief.
"Huh!" Hearing this, Lao Dao smiled, and then looked at me disdainfully and said, "Editor, you continue to make up, I want to see how he became Mr. Yin and Yang!" ”
Everyone is also unbelievable, there is no way, now Mr. Yin and Yang is too popular, once you become Mr. Yin and Yang, money, women, and status are all coming one after another, don't be simple!
"Five minutes, five minutes at most, someone will come and take this young man away, take him as an apprentice, if you don't believe it, we'll wait and see!" I looked at the crowd and said lightly. 、
Hearing this, everyone suddenly choked in their hearts and subconsciously wanted to sneer and choose not to believe it, after all, five minutes is too short, almost in the blink of an eye, but looking at me dare to praise this Haikou with a look of fear, everyone believed it a little, and the young man seemed to be frightened.
Lao Dao's reaction was similar to that of the onlookers, and he began to lose confidence in his heart, but at this time, it was already at this juncture, and it was already too late to retreat.
Five minutes is too short, so everyone is willing to wait for five minutes, and one pass ten, ten pass hundred, five minutes of time in the onlookers more people, everyone is also counting the time, the fourth minute and thirty seconds, I suddenly pointed to the sky and shouted: "Linen falls, there is a flying saucer!" ”
Hearing this, everyone was slightly stunned and then looked towards the sky, at this time a black shadow was flying towards this side, and in a blink of an eye, it was very close, it was a man in a suit with sunglasses and leather shoes, but this man was a little different, with long fangs, yes, it was the flying corpse that had been patrolling Jiangyin City.
After the flying corpse landed, he danced a very cool dance, and bowed to me without any signs, and everyone didn't notice it, because when the flying corpse appeared, everyone rushed over excitedly, and they took pictures and asked for a group photo, and there was no way that the charm of the flying corpse was so big.
This flying corpse emitted an invisible wave of qi and pushed everyone back, and then took off his sunglasses and waved his hand, seeing that I was smiling bitterly, Ya is really better than me can pretend to be X, everyone laughed loudly.
Then the flying corpse walked up to the young man, and said in a light but domineering tone: "Young man, my master asked me to take you away, and he wants to take you as an apprentice!" ”