Chapter 317: 'Scare'
"Fertilize!" Tong Xue said quickly.
"What should I do?" Hao Changsuo's eyes turned around when he heard this, "This crop is a flower, and it all depends on dung." What's this, at this time, the old and young masters of the whole village will go into battle together and give the apricot tree ......"
Tong Xue thumped his arm and said, "You still say, it's not disgusting." ”
"Good, good! I don't say it, but when you go to Xinghuapo at this time, you can't see the scene of apricot blossoms raining and wet, and all you see is the scene of rough old men fertilizing. ”
Tong Xue was churning in her stomach just by imagining that scene in her mind, and she was nauseous and panicked.
Hao Changsuo patted her on the back, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, but he said worriedly, "Are you okay?" ”
"Such a poetic picture, let you spoil it." Tong Xue raised her eyes and blamed him coquettishly.
"I'm not sabotage, I'm telling the truth." Hao Changsuo shouted wrongly.
"You still say." Tong Xue stretched out her hand and pinched his mouth and said, "Don't say that disgusting thing again." ”
Hao Changsuo, who was pinched and couldn't make a sound, had no choice but to nod, but he slandered in his heart: It's really hypocritical, the thing you eat is not poured out of dung.
Hao Changsuo pointed at her hand, "Oh! Tong Xue put down her hand and looked at the circle of white chalk on his lips, "Haha......"
"What are you laughing at?" Hao Changsuo was inexplicably laughed at by her, looked at the remaining chalk dust on her hand, ran to the edge of the basin stand, looked at the mirror inlaid on the basin rack, his lips were chalk up and down, and immediately bent down to wash his lips, wiped it with a towel, and hung it on the basin stand.
When Hao Changsuo sat back on the bed, Tong Xue was still smiling.
"You're still laughing!" Hao Changsuo himself laughed, the two of them had laughed enough, and he continued, "Xiaoxue, if you want to go back to Xinghuapo with me, you must be prepared." ”
"Prepare what?" Tong Xue said with a smile on her face.
"Although Xinghuapo is a dilapidated fishing village surrounded by mountains and seas, our family lives in a low stone house, and there are no lights, and kerosene lamps are lit. You love cleanliness so much, you have to take a bath in two or three days, let alone take a bath there, and the water you eat is not convenient. The well water is very muddy, and there are insects in the summer! Hao Changsuo said softly.
"You're not going to be alarmist!" Tong Xue stared at him with wide eyes and couldn't believe it.
"I didn't have the slightest disparagement, I was really poor." Hao Changsuo sighed.
"But I'm in the suburbs?" Tong Xue looked at him with a puzzled face.
"It's naturally better to be next to the suburbs of the city, and if you go to the outskirts of the capital, the third ring road is better than some cities!" Hao Changsuo raised his voice and said matter-of-factly.
"It's true." Tong Xue nodded.
Hao Changsuo continued, "Our annual leave is only two days, and it is inconvenient to squeeze the train back and forth. Don't you always ask me why I don't mention my hometown! I'm really ashamed to say it, and now, in order not to let you suffer, I have to say, my family is really poor! It is inconvenient to eat, drink, live and travel, walk all by legs, and eat wild vegetable dumplings, which is more unpalatable than the food in our company's canteen, so let's live! We didn't even have a decent quilt when we went back, there was no heating, and we shivered in the cold! ”
Tong Xue felt cold when she heard this, and her bones froze.
Hao Changsuo spared no effort and said, "We don't even have a decent bed when we go back, maybe we have to live in a livestock shed, there are fleas or something in it, like you, what if you bite you off?" There are three or five chickens or official pigs in the village, and the smell of and pig manure is all in the village. The most important thing is that there is no flush toilet, the toilets are dry toilets, in order to save more fertilizer, the pools are dug very deep, how high one person, this toilet can fall down if you are not careful. Knowing that she didn't listen to disgusting words, he racked his brains to avoid it.
This also caused Tong Xue's discomfort, but she looked at him distressedly and said, "Fortunately, you came out, and we won't go back in the future." ”
Hao Changsuo breathed a sigh of relief in his heart when he heard this, and finally persuaded her. He really can't go back, he went back to Xinghuapo and thought with his toes that it was him who was unlucky, he was now in Xinghuapo that was a rat crossing the street, and everyone shouted and beat him.
You can't go back if you are killed, so there is only one way, and that is to let your family come to the city for the New Year, which is the safest.
The quota for serving as a soldier is gone, and there is no way to explain to my parents when I go back, let them celebrate the New Year, coax them to be happy, and this matter will pass.
So the first half was over, and the second half was to persuade Tong Xue to let her parents and their family go into the city.
Tong Xue looked at him and hesitated, "Then how do you reply to your family?" ”
Hao Changsuo opened his mouth and closed it again, his face was entangled and distressed, Tong Xue said angrily, "Say whatever you want, like a man." ”
Hao Changsuo said with a heart, "I want them to go to the city for the New Year, and let the family recognize you as a sister-in-law, and you also recognize them, and I also want to go to the city to open my eyes, I have never gone home for the New Year since I became a soldier." ”
Tong Xue heard that her scalp was hairy, but when she asked her to go back, she was already disgusted and wanted to vomit just by listening to it, but hesitated, "Wait, then you let them all come, where do they live, such a small house will definitely not be able to live, and there is no such a big pot, how can you cook?" Is this all a thing? Think about the fleas and lice on your body, "We don't have that many quilts!" ”
Hearing this, Hao Changsuo's eyes flashed with light, and he made persistent efforts, "I've thought about this, and it will definitely not disturb our lives." He smiled and said, "The company has a house where family members come to visit, and there are all kinds of things there, so it would be good for them to live there." Let's go to the cafeteria for dinner, and we don't have to open the fire at home. Hao Changsuo took out his own solution with a smile on his face, scratched his head and said, "I have this letter in my heart for two days before I came up with such a way to get the best of both worlds." The words glanced at her secretly, and mourned, "Xiaoxue, you say this is not okay." Then he added, "If that doesn't work, we'll go back." ”
"Huh!" Tong Xue shook her head decisively, and now she has to go back to the countryside to live for a few days, which is really terrible.
The lesser of two evils, and the promise to be a good soldier is yellow again, Tong Xue always feels sorry for them in her heart, the younger generation should go to see the elders, but ...... After hesitating for a moment, Tong Xue finally spoke, "Then write to them and let them come!" ”
Hao Changsuo let out a long breath, the villain in his heart was dancing wildly, this battle was fought beautifully, the sound was striking, Xiang Zhuang danced the sword with the intention of Pei Gong!
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Hao Changsuo immediately wrote a letter to his family asking them to come to the city for the New Year, and attached the train ticket money to let the Hao family come to the city.
"Dad, Mom, my brother has a letter, a letter." Hao Tongsuo ran in with a cigarette waving a letter and said happily.
"Quick, open it and see, what did your brother say in the letter?" Hao's mother said excitedly, the letter has been sent out for five or six days, and there is no letter.