Chapter 035: Innocent Lu Shao
Who is Lu Beixiao?
The three generations of red, who are rooted in the red roots, have been influenced by atheistic thinking since they were young, how can they believe in these strange forces? Even if there is really a king of Hades, you have to call him a master!
At this moment, he was put on a ghost drawing talisman by Dasha on the door of his head, where could he endure it!
"Dasha! You stupid. Force! Lu Dashao gritted his teeth, and the roar broke the deathly silence, and he took off the talisman that Dasha had temporarily drawn on yellow paper on his head, and removed it from the iron bed. Leap up.
Dasha, who just missed the spell, was kicked by Lu Beixiao before he could react, as if a parent was beating a bear child!
Ye Cheng on the side was simply happy to death by this pair of living treasures, standing there laughing.
Lu Beixiao still wants to beat Dasha, Dasha has already run all over the dormitory, "Xiao Lu! You don't believe me, I painted Futrain! ”
"The spirit you are great. Father! Don't hide, come here! ”
Dasha stood opposite the high and low bed and shook his head, with a cowardly look, Lu Beixiao had no choice but to chase him again, Dasha circled back and forth around the bed, and Lu Beixiao was able to pass through the iron bed at lightning speed, and grabbed it. Lived Dasha's back collar.
"Run, you run again?!"
"Xiao Lu, I, I'm for your good!"
"You're big. Father! Chen Erdan, you step on a horse and do this in the dormitory, believe it or not, Lao Tzu went to the political commissar to report you?! ”
"Don't don't, Xiao Lu, I won't get it in the future, I won't get it!" Dasha looked like he was lacking in heart and begged for mercy.
It's okay to report it to the political commissar, he doesn't even want to be a soldier, he can't even go back!
Lu Beixiao was angry and funny when he thought about it, and beat Dasha a few more times, and kicked him out of the dormitory to feed the wild mosquitoes!
"Laugh ass!" Lu Beixiao looked at Ye Cheng, who was still watching the joke, and said with a dark face.
Ye Cheng stopped smiling, and within two seconds, he couldn't help laughing out loud, his mind was full of the funny picture of Lu Beixiao's head being pasted with an exorcism charm, damn, he was going to die of laughter!
Back at the bed, Lu Beixiao picked up the BP machine again and read the message of the girl's film again.
"Dude, what do you mean?" He asked Ye Cheng. He had no experience in love, and thought that this "Mo Mo Da" might be the usual language between today's young lovers, so he had to ask shamelessly.
Ye Cheng, this girl has been a big radish since she was a child!
"What?" Ye Cheng walked over.
"Why, what, what!" Lu Beixiao said word by word seriously.
"Touch. Touch big? It means that it gets bigger when you touch it! "The language of the Internet in the 21st century, how can these people who live in the 90s understand it! Ye Cheng is talking nonsense.
"Yes, that's what it means! When you touch it, it gets bigger, and the more you touch it, the bigger it gets! Ye Cheng couldn't help but open his yellow tone, teasing Lu Dashao, who was still a blank sheet of paper.
It gets bigger when you touch it......
"Ah Xiao, do you know what makes it bigger when you touch it?"
Innocent Lu Shao shook his head, the heart leaf was less attached to his ear, and muttered in a low voice, innocent Lu Shao's mind shook under the grape trellis, and the dazzling snow-white and tempting ravines of the girl's piece couldn't help it anymore and ran to the bath. Room!
The girl film is really seductive!
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After his adoptive father was discharged from the hospital, the first thing Ye Qiao did when he returned to his hometown was to find someone from the post and telecommunications bureau to install a telephone. At present, there is only one phone in the whole village! This is the second home in her house! I thought that after talking on the phone, I would go back to J City in the future, so that it would be convenient to contact them.
In less than half a day, the phone was installed, and the master who installed the phone was still her. Elder brother.
Ye Qiao remembers this hall. Ten years later, my brother fell from a telephone pole because the safety rope was not fastened. Half. was paralyzed, and later his wife divorced him.
She kindly admonished a few words, and tactfully told a few tragic examples, but I don't know this lesson. Brother will not take it to heart.
After the phone is connected, the first call she wants to make is, of course, the pager!