56.Chapter 56: Awakening
I turned back stiffly, and the black impermanence lifted the curtain behind him, revealing a bright red happy word, in front of which was placed an incense case, on which were placed a pair of huge red candles.
In the sky above the main hall, a square lantern is hung high, and the four sides of the lantern are respectively painted with the patterns of 'Luan Feng and Ming', 'Guanyin sending children', 'champion and first', and 'family carnival'.
Under the illumination of the light, a ray of light is reflected on the incense table, like a rising sun in the dark, which is eye-catching. I tiptoed up and found a glittering gossip mirror in the middle of the red candle on the incense table.
My pupils shrank, and my heart became a mess, everything today seemed to be closely connected with my ghost path, and I couldn't explain it.
After a while, the bride, supported by black and white impermanence, walked up to me and stood side by side with me, and I finally felt that something was wrong......
This bride is also too thin, like a piece of paper, it can fly away with a blow,
"Worship Heaven and Earth......
My grass, the hand raised by the bride is just a piece of paper, and it doesn't even draw a finger!
“…… Husbands and wives worship each other. ”
me, can you imagine the bride who worships with you stretching out a pair of pale paper palms? It's too perfunctory, I'm drunk anyway. I really began to panic in my heart, although Bai Wuchang looked at me and smiled harmlessly, I still couldn't believe him, this is like marriage!
I was in a daze under the command of the two impermanences, and worshipped the paper man's wife, and under the urging of the middle-aged man, I lifted the cover on the woman's head on the spot, I went, and sure enough, it was a special piece of paper, with three words written on it, Qiao Yuwei!
I'm so depressed, whether it's a dream or an illusion, this is my first experience of getting married, okay? actually got me a piece of paper, and besides, what the hell is this Qiao Yuwei? Lao Tzu married her in such a daze?
If it weren't for the existence of the familiar guy Bai Wuchang, I would definitely think that this was really an illusion, but in the whole world, there are probably not many people who can make the two major impermanences play around, right?
"Congratulations, Lord Yinsi, from now on, you are no longer alone, this beautiful wife is virtuous and virtuous, beautiful as a flower, it is really your great blessing......"
Your sister's, Bai Wuchang's solemn appearance made me want to slap him but couldn't do it.
You're so beautiful! If it's the beautiful zombie in the crystal coffin that kisses me, at least looking at that beautiful face, I can still YY, now...... Lao Tzu finally made a move very honestly, and Bai Wuchang was beaten by me so that the king of Hades didn't even know him.
Under the dumbfounded eyes of the three above, I woke up in a daze, and found myself still lying on the edge of the crystal coffin, with the beautiful thousand-year-old female zombie lying in front of me, but my right hand was tightly held with him.
Soft!
I was a little excited, although the hands of this female corpse were still cold, they were soft and boneless, and they felt very good......
Immediately, my face turned ugly. I saw that I was holding a gossip mirror in my left hand, and it looked exactly the same as what I saw when I got married before.
What a cheat! Am I really married? Or is it married to a ghost? Didn't I say that my daughter-in-law is the thousand-year-old zombie in front of me? What's going on?
"Smack!"
My little heart was pounding, I was slapped on the back of the head, and my grandfather's angry scolding pulled me back to reality.
"What a daze! Want to die? ”
I was a little aggrieved, I didn't know what the hell my grandfather was doing, I wanted to stand up, but I found that my body seemed to be lying on my stomach for a long time, and I stumbled and crashed back.
"Nanwa, watch the back!"
The fat man screamed in horror, and then a copper coin sword swirled over my head, even taking away a few strands of my hair. Frightened, my head shrank, but my physical potential was stimulated, instinctively turned over, jumped to the other side of the crystal coffin, and was terrified, this dead fat man really didn't know how serious, almost didn't kill me!
"Damn, when is it, are you still in the mood to pick up girls!" The fat man saw that I was still holding hands tightly with the thousand-year-old zombies, and his depressed eyes rolled up, almost like Ren Shuai's dead fish eyes.
"Soak your sister! Lao Tzu, this is caught by Miss Zombie, okay! I looked up and retorted, but my eyes were glazed, and when I saw the situation, I almost peeed out of fear.
Nima! The chamber is full of ghosts...... All sorts, only what I can't think of, nothing I can't see!
Hanged ghosts, unjust ghosts, ghosts, zombies, thousand-year-old ghosts...... There are so many of them, it's like poking a hornet's nest.
Fortunately, with Grandpa, Maoshan Dao Chang and the old zombies holding on, these ghosts failed to force up, but occasionally there were one or two powerful breakthroughs to break through the defense line, such as the ...... who are now staring at me. Corpse!
"Ho!"
This zombie, which is at least a few hundred years old, suddenly spewed out a breath of black gas and came to cover his face. My face turned dark, I was almost spit out by the rancid smell, I lowered my head impatiently, and hid next to the crystal coffin, but I couldn't take it back for a while while holding the arm of the female zombie, exposed to the air, directly eroded by the corpse poison, and it hurt my heart.
I asked Cang Tian speechlessly, do zombies like this trick? It's really hard to guard.
"Get out of the way!"
Mei Liangxin came out from behind the zombie and attacked violently, but he didn't even hurt a single hair, but it attracted the attention of the zombie, and Mei Liangxin took the time to throw me a small porcelain bottle.
I looked at the festering skin on my hand and was a little speechless, bit the gossip mirror in my mouth, and hurriedly poured the powder from the vial on my arm, and the pain finally disappeared and spread.
I scrambled to my feet, snapped Miss Zombie's fingers, and finally regained my freedom. But the head of Maoshan Dao was broken through the defense line by an old ghost who had been unjustly killed for seven or eight hundred years, and more than a dozen ghosts pounced on the crystal coffin with green eyes.
I'll go! Seeing that the zombie beauty was about to die, my head was hot, and I went back to the bottom of the coffin with both hands, and picked up the little beauty horizontally, just avoiding this ugly ghost. At the same time, at the moment when I lowered my head, a faint golden light emanated from the gossip mirror, which shot into the eyes of the old ghost, and suddenly, his eyes were overflowing with green liquid, losing his direction, and attacking indiscriminately.
I breathed a sigh of relief and avoided this guy, but another walking corpse chased after me, and I rolled over, forced a space with my arms, protected the female corpse in my arms, and rolled over.
At this moment, Mei Liangxin and the fat man also nervously caught up and blocked in front of me, but unfortunately the fat man was too weak, and he was swept away by the old ghost with a flick of his sleeves, and rolled on the ground in pain.
My head was full of black lines, and I was about to let go of the female corpse and go up to help, but I heard a 'bang' in my arms, and my nervous eyebrows were about to stand up.
"! Alive, alive! ”
The fat man, who had just stood up and rushed towards me, stopped his footsteps, and looked at my arms in horror.
I also had a little numb scalp, and I lowered my head stiffly, but I was greeted by a pair of incomparably bright eyes, and I even saw my own stunned face in the dark pupils......