Magic phone?

Ding Ermiao reacted immediately and sneered:

"It turns out that the gender of the descendants of the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain can change, one male and one female, androgynous yin and yang. Admire, admire! ”

"Bold, bold! Ding Ermiao, close your dog mouth and swallow your ivory! The other end of the phone roared, and said angrily:

"You indulge in evil and harm the world, and you treat me with disrespect and despise the divine power of the Heavenly Master, is it tolerable or unbearable?!" On the winter solstice this year, at the Dragon and Tiger Mountain Heavenly Master Conference, I will be the first to take you under the knife, in front of the disciples of the world's Taoist sects, kill chickens and make an example of monkeys, and clean up the Taoist style with the three positives! ”

"Killing chickens and making an example of monkeys? I see that you are angry, you don't have the demeanor of a celestial master, but like a monkey with your tail cut off! Ding Ermiao sneered, and was about to be sarcastic, but suddenly shouted: "Hey, hey, what are you talking about?" This year's winter solstice...... Dragon Tiger Mountain Heavenly Master Conference? ”

Longhu Mountain Heavenly Master Conference, isn't it next year, how can it be on this winter solstice?

Ding Ermiao felt even more incredible, and was even more suspicious of the identity of the so-called Heavenly Master Descendant on the other side of the phone.

"That's right, it's the winter solstice this year!" On the other side of the phone, the arrogant voice said:

"I am the descendant of the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain, and I have the right to fine-tune the timing of the Heavenly Master Conference. Ding Ermiao, if you don't believe it, call Xuyunchen and ask your current head Li Qingdong. The winter solstice is only a few months away, Ding Ermiao, when the time comes, I have you hello kàn, hahaha......! ”

In the midst of a long laugh, the phone had already been hung up. Ding Ermiao dialed back again, and there was a prompt tone, and the phone had been turned off over there.

"It's really fake, ......, the Heavenly Master Conference will be advanced?" Ding Ermiao groaned and hesitated. It's the middle of the night now, do you want to call Xuyunyun and ask?

Ding Ermiao hesitated, and the phone in his hand rang again. At a glance, this time it turned out to be Li Qingdong calling.

It seems to be true, the time of the Heavenly Master Conference has indeed been advanced!

"Li Qingdong, what's the urgency, call in the middle of the night to harass your Uncle Ding?" Answering the phone, Ding Ermiao asked.

"Uncle Shi, I'm here to inform you of a heavy news......"

"Bullshit heavy news, isn't it that the Dragon and Tiger Mountain Conference will be held in advance to this year's winter solstice? Isn't that what you mean? Ding Ermiao asked lazily.

Li Qingdong was obviously stunned over there, and only after a while did he say, "Uncle Shi, how do you know about dào?" I just got noticed. ”

"As the uncle of the god operator Li Qingdong, how can I be a wasted person? Such a trivial matter, I pinched my fingers, and it was not a millimeter! Ding Ermiao laughed and asked, "Can your Uncle Wu's body fully recover by the winter solstice?" ”

"Uncle Wu said that you don't need to go to the winter solstice, after the Chongyang Festival, you will recover as before." Li Qingdong smiled over there and said, "Uncle Shi, you also have to practice tightly, when the time comes, let's go and pretend to be forced together!" ”

Ding Ermiao couldn't cry or laugh, pretending to be forced, is this Nima a fan of the head of the faction?

After deducting the phone, Ding Ermiao waved his hand and said, "Fan Baye, you all retreat, it's okay." ”

Black and white impermanence and other six yin handsome, retired together. The south gate is unharmed and the female ghost Ouyang Wanping is still in the room.

"Brother Ermiao, I think this descendant of the Heavenly Master is weird, this time the Heavenly Master Conference was suddenly advanced, you say, is there any conspiracy?" Wan Shugao asked.

Ding Ermiao shook his head slowly and said: "Back then, the three mountains were one, and Longhu Mountain, Maoshan Mountain and Ji Jiuye's Immortal Weng Pai Pavilion Soap Mountain were all regarded as the same door. Therefore, there is still this bit of incense. On the side of Longhu Mountain, even if there is a conspiracy, it will not target our Maoshan or Ji Jiuye's immortal faction. Moreover, Longhu Mountain regards itself as the supreme sect of the world, and will not do any conspiracy. ”

Wan Shugao pinched his fingers and rolled his eyes, and said: "I know dào, it must be the old heavenly master who is going to hang up, so I can't wait to convene a conference, and before I die, I will last pretend to be forced." ”

Ding Ermiao smiled dumbly, sure enough, there is a master and an apprentice, Wan Shugao and Li Qingdong are virtuous, and they think about pretending to be forced all day long.

"Let's stop this topic, all the secrets of Longhu Mountain, and then we will naturally know dào. When it comes to the winter solstice, at the Heavenly Master Conference, whether it is a Heavenly Master or a descendant of the Heavenly Master, he will always show up to see it. ”

Ding Ermiao looked at Nanmen Wuxiao and Ouyang Wanping, and asked, "How did you clean up Feng Qingyun tonight?" ”

"Haha, I turned into the appearance of an old man Feng, walked into Feng Qingyun's room, and ordered him to kneel down and apologize to Ouyang Wanping and admit his mistake." Nanmen danced unharmed, and said: "That grandson was disobedient at first, I gave him several ear scrapers, and his face was swollen into a pig's head, hehe......"

So boring. Ding Ermiao shook his head and smiled, looked at Ouyang Wanping and asked, "Sister Ouyang, did he admit his mistake?" ”

Who knew that Ouyang Wanping's eyes turned red, and said: "It's been too long, he can hardly remember my ......." Sure enough, the man was ruthless, and in just a few years, he forgot about me completely. ”

"Damn, you're at a loss!" Wan Shugao looked sympathetic and said, "Ouyang, you are too much of a failure. The innocent body slept with people, and she was pregnant with other people's flesh and blood, and finally people lifted their pants and didn't admit it, this Nima lost a lot! ”

"Shut up!"

Ding Ermiao hurriedly drank Wan Shugao, raised his foot and wanted to kick.

Wan Shugao hid to the side and said innocently: "I'm not wrong, that's the truth!" ”

"Woo woo...... Ouyang covered his face, squatted down and cried, and said, "Wan Shugao is right, it's me...... I didn't know much about self-love, and at that time, I was too young ......"

Alas, Ding Ermiao sighed in his heart. People will love themselves, and then people will love them, and the words of the ancients are all true.

It's a pity that people nowadays are too impetuous, who has the time to experience those golden and jade words?

"You see, that's what she said herself. Unmarried and pregnant, sleeping together before marriage, driving without a license, and then being abandoned by others, who is to blame? Wan Shugao pouted again and again, and said, "Therefore, the prefecture's sentence to Ouyang to be punished is not unreasonable, right?" ”

"Shut up!" Ding Ermiao was really angry, grabbed a cushion on the sofa and smashed it!

People already know that they are wrong, so why do you bother to uncover other people's scars and sprinkle salt on them? Bullying a female ghost, is it fun?

Seeing that Ding Ermiao was angry, Wan Shugao shut up and looked at the ceiling to show his dissatisfaction.

Ouyang cried, ashamed.

"Sister Ouyang, don't listen to Wan Shugao's nonsense. Feng Qingyun doesn't remember you very much, one is because a few years have passed, and secondly, it is also that this dog thing is too expensive, and there are countless women who have passed through lì. ”

Ding Ermiao had no choice but to explain Ouyang Wanping and said:

But whether he remembers it or not, this account will always have to be paid. Wait until tomorrow, the people of the Feng family will definitely come to me, and when the time comes, see how I clean him up! ”