Diao Chan's occupational disease! Ma Ma, this person is so scary!
Leaving Xingling City, Diao Chan still held Su Xiaoyi's arm as always, and Su Xiaoyi couldn't help Diao Chan was like a variety of little fairies who were sometimes weak and sometimes smart.
"Brother Xiaoyi, I'm hungry!" Diao Chan blinked her big beautiful eyes and pouted.
"You eat or eat, you're a little gluttonous cat!" Hearing this, Su Xiaoyi was stunned for a moment, Diao Chan deliberately didn't eat breakfast, it seems that she is going to cheat and drink again, but she has the capital to rely on a touch of spring this morning, not to mention that she can eat it or carry it, anyway, she can take advantage of a lot.
The more Su Xiaoyi thought about it, the corners of his mouth rose unconsciously, and he smirked.
"Huh? Brother Xiaoyi, what are you smiling at?? Diao Chan looked at Su Xiaoyi, who was smirking, and stared at Su Xiaoyi a little strangely and carefully, as if he wanted to see through something.
"Well, no....... I didn't eat it, I didn't eat it, the little gluttonous cat passed through this forest for a while! Su Xiao complained, pretending to be angry and turned sideways to ignore Diao Chan, but did not feed Diao Chan, because Diao Chan likes to be lazy as soon as he eats.
"No, Xiaochan is just hungry and wants to eat, Brother Xiaoyi hums!" When Diao Chan heard this, she turned on the coquettish mode, and kept pouting and sullen.
"......." Su Xiaoyi was silent, and found that Diao Chan should really be a Fengyue woman, right? I can do everything to eat, and even the coquettish is so clingy.
In the end, Su Xiao was stunned, couldn't stand Diao Chan's innocent gaze and her coquettish mode, took out his own food, glared at Diao Chan viciously, and said unpleasantly.
This time, Su Xiaoyi took out a lot of vegetables, and planned to make a barbecue, weaving a barbecue grill and using a lighter to light the dry firewood, the fire was blazing, burning and even making a crackling sound, which shows how fierce the fire is.
Boom-pop-hiss!
The fire was wet by a lotus flower, Su Xiaoyi was a little confused, and suddenly turned his face sideways to look at Diao Chan and said, "Diao Chan, what are you doing?" What do we eat without fire? ”
"Huh? I'm sorry, but yesterday the instructor taught me to use water magic to extinguish the flames, and I couldn't turn around for a while, so I'm sorry! Hearing this, Diao Chan squirmed and lowered his head like a white rabbit who had made a mistake, waiting for punishment.
"Damn! This is the legendary occupational disease? The flame that I had so hard to light was extinguished. When Su Xiaoyi heard this, his lungs almost exploded, and he hated Diao Chan in his heart, although he had not yet reached the limit, he was also very unhappy.
Boom, ————boom, boom!
Su Xiaoyi lit the flame again and put in a small amount of dry firewood, just because he felt that Diao Chan still had to extinguish the fire, so he raised his vigilance and looked left and right, only to see Diao Chan squinting and showing a charming smile.
Shhh
Su Xiaoyi felt that something was wrong, and when she looked back, she saw that the fire was extinguished by Diao Chan again.
"......." Su Xiaoyi now wants to beat Diao Chan's little ass, she is the one who shouts that she is hungry, she is the one who extinguishes the flames, and she is the one who cheats, she is all her.
"Huh? I'm sorry, I can't help myself again. I'm very sorry. Seeing this, Diao Chan lowered his head and blushed with an innocent expression, as if he really didn't mean it.
Su Xiaoyi didn't speak, he couldn't believe Diao Chan's lies now, it seemed that if he wanted to eat barbecue, he had to tie Diao Chan, otherwise he wouldn't be able to eat barbecue for a day.
————Boom, boom, boom.
Su Xiaoyi once again raised the flames, and this time Su Xiaoyi stared at Diao Chan without letting up.
Huh-Diao Chan moved, Su Xiaoyi also moved, Su Xiaoyi directly hugged Diao Chan firmly, otherwise Diao Chan moved.
"Let go of me~ There is a flame, I want to extinguish it, Brother Xiaoyi let go of me!" Diao Chan was hugged by Su Xiaoyi, and the first sentence was not to say that Su Xiaoyi was a pervert, but to extinguish the fire.
"Damn! Sister Diao Chan calm down, don't you eat fragrant food? Hearing this, Su Xiaoyi grabbed it tighter, used his hands and feet, and surrounded Diao Chan to death, just like Su Xiaoyi violated Diao Chan, but Su Xiaoyi was still very excited, and a stream of orchid fragrance smelled very good from Diao Chan.
"Huh? Don't, let me go, I'm going to put out the fire, or I'll fail. Diao Chan didn't listen to Su Xiaoyi's words at all, and tried hard to open Su Xiaoyi's bear hug, looking at the flames with straight eyes, as if he couldn't get by without extinguishing the fire.
Wow———— bang! "Ahh Pervert. Diao Chan screamed and slapped Su Xiaoyi's old face very hard, and suddenly a red mark appeared on Su Xiaoyi's face, and Diao Chan didn't bother to ask about the flames, but just looked at Su Xiaoyi dissatisfied.
At this time, Su Xiaoyi touched the white rabbit of Diao Chan with both hands, and Su Xiaoyi looked like he was enjoying it, as cheap as he was.
"Huh?? What's the situation?? Su Xiaoyi found that Diao Chan didn't move, opened his eyes and looked at Diao Chan with an angry face, and couldn't help but let go in embarrassment.
"Brother Xiaoyi, isn't it very comfortable? I'm telling you're done. Diao Chan retracted his anger and looked at Su Xiaoyi with a smile, as if there was some trick in his expression.
“..... It's okay, but it's a pity it's a bit small. Hearing this, Su Xiaoyi said naturally.
"Huh, it's too small??" Diao Chan smiled meaningfully, a murderous anger mixed together.
Bang Bang Bang ————
"Ahh Then the place was not peaceful, and only a male voice was heard screaming.
.........
"Okay, you can eat it." Su Xiaoyi showed a sunny smile, took out a bunch of enoki mushrooms and gave it to Diao Chan.
"Poof~ha!" Diao Chan took the enoki mushroom, looked at Su Xiaoyi's expression, and couldn't help laughing.
Because half of Su Xiaoyi's face at this time was obese, and it was swollen due to asymmetry, Su Xiaoyi's smile turned into a bitter gourd face, and it was also an obese bitter gourd, which made Diao Chan, a chick, laugh.
"Huh!" Su Xiaoyi didn't speak, only expressed her mother's mood of selling batches, and she had already snapped Diao Chan countless times in her heart, from the balcony to the sofa, from the sofa to the kitchen, from the kitchen to the bathroom.
"Uh-huh, Brother Xiaoyi, this mushroom is delicious, what is this???" Diao Chan took a bite of the roasted enoki mushroom barbecue juice and made a roaring sound, which made Diao Chan not admire.
"Eat more if it's delicious, so you don't get hungry again!" Su Xiaoyi took a bite of a big chicken leg and said lightly.
Whoosh-whoosh-whoosh!
I only heard that something was messing around in the grass, but at first glance, it was a rookie, otherwise it would not be such a big movement, Su Xiaoyi naturally ignored it.
"Roar~" I saw a little white fox walk out, looking at the enoki mushroom in Diao Chan's hand with saliva, very cute.
"Hey, come and try a bite?" As a peerless dancing girl and a delicate soft girl, Diao Chan naturally has no resistance to this cute animal, and the enoki mushroom is thrown to the little white fox with a smile.
The little white fox first glanced at Diao Chan, but found that Diao Chan had no malicious intentions so he dared to eat enoki mushrooms.
After taking a bite, Xiang Heng was incomparable, and he fell in love with this taste as soon as he took a bite, and ran to Diao Chan and rubbed it on Diao Chan, it seemed that he still wanted to eat it.
Diao Chan touched its white mane, and the faint goddess smiled and shouted: "Brother Xiaoyi has finished eating, I still want it." ”
"Oh! Here it comes. Hearing this, Su Xiaoyi, who was barbecuing, walked towards Diao Chan with a few strings of enoki mushrooms.
"Huh?" The little white fox looked at Su Xiaoyi's fat swollen face and screamed in fright, fell and fled the scene in a panic, which made Diao Chan very confused.
If the little white fox could speak, he would not hesitate to cry and shout: "Ma Ma, this strange Shu millet is so terrible, it looks so ugly, woo woo, will he eat Xiaobai??" ”
That's right, the fox was scared and cried.
Then the laughter opened, this white fox is not Daji, don't think about it, as for Daji, it will appear later.
I recommend the sci-fi book "Rebirth of Interstellar Domination", the system flow is very good, you can take a look.
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