Chapter 213: Sister, Can You Teach Me
I smiled and said nonsense: "We are out for a tour, honeymoon, the scenery is good, so we went inside, I didn't expect to run to this place where birds don't, it's really filthy!" β
As the saying goes, you can't have the heart to hurt people, and you can't have the heart to prevent people, it's better to be careful, Liang Jingyan's face turned red, and he couldn't help but secretly pinch me. γFull text readingγ''γ
Lao Dao looked at me with a strange face, as if to say, you are embarrassed to talk about such a broken reason, and ran to the land of extreme yin to spend your honeymoon, why don't you say that the wind blew you over, tease me!
But Lao Dao didn't care, he ate more rice at this age than I walked, people are ghosts and ghosts, naturally understand what I mean, people can be careful outside, try to be careful, people's hearts are separated from the belly, insidious!
The little girl Xiaoyun, thirteen or fourteen years old, looks very sweet, with big watery eyes and long eyelashes, like a small fan, at first glance, she is a beauty embryo, and she must be a big beauty when she grows up.
At this time, Xiao Yun's big watery eyes stared at Liang Jingyan without blinking, and after looking at it for a long time, his eyes were strange, he looked down at himself, and then at Liang Jingyan, as if he was comparing something, and asked with a red face for a long time: "Sister, why are your breasts so big, mine is so small, when will I be like my sister, how good-looking!" β
Poof! The old way that was gnawing on the head of the nest squirted out directly, coughing constantly, almost out of breath, I was no better, my eyes stayed on the turbulent mountain peak of Liang Jingyan for a moment, patting my thighs and smoking, I really laughed to death, this little girl is so funny!
Liang Jingyan blushed, looked at the little girl's bright eyes, opened her mouth and wanted to say something, but she didn't know how to say it, and then glared at me a few times.
The little girl still stared at Liang Jingyan unrelentingly, and continued: "The boys in our class all say that they like girls with big breasts, sister, can you teach me?" I like Wang Xiaofeng in our class, but he doesn't like me, he dislikes my small breasts, hum, I'm so angry! β
Hearing this, I really couldn't help it, haha laughed wildly, looking at Liang Jingyanqing's white face for a while, I felt very funny, the old guy also had strange eyes, and quietly looked at Liang Jingyan, laughing a little yd, disrespectful for the old!
The little girl was stunned for a moment when she saw us laughing so loudly, and then she turned red-faced, hiding in the arms of the old man and refusing to come out, what a lovely little girl.
Liang Jingyan took out the snacks from the bag, gave some to the little girl, and ate them together, while the outside of the corpse inn was still noisy, and the ghosts were crying wolves, which made people chill to hear.
I took a bite of the biscuit and said depressedly: "It's really weird and gloomy here, not to mention that ordinary people will die when they come in, even if the Taoist priest with weak mana comes in, he can't get out!" β
Lao Dao glanced at me and said: "This is the place of extreme yin, the sun can't shine, the yin is thick, it is the closest place to the underworld, the most suitable for the survival of evil things, on the contrary, this place is also the weakest place in the underworld, some evil ghosts can escape, so this place seems to be a small hell, and this road is a road to drive corpses in ancient times, the yang qi is weak, the yin qi is heavy, and the corpse is not easy to cheat the corpse, so there will be a corpse inn here!" β
Speaking of this, Lao Dao pointed to the rows of coffins in the inner room, and said with a wry smile: "Those corpses were rushed by other corpse chasers, and in the end, the corpses were deceived here, and the corpse chasers were bitten to death, and they were sealed here by me when I passed by!" β
"You sealed these corpses?" I couldn't help but ask in surprise with my eyes wide.
Lao Dao nodded, mumbled, and continued: "I was fourteen years old and drove corpses alone, and I have seen jumping corpses, hair stiffness, corpses, etc., this rush is sixty years, and I have walked this road no less than a hundred times, although it is very dangerous every time, but I have survived!" β
"How did that evil corpse die just now, such a miserable death!"
"His name is Liu An, he is a security guard, it seems that he was drunk and accidentally fell down from the upper floor, because the floor is higher, half of his body fell and died on the spot, and Liu An's home is not in the local area, I was entrusted by his wife to drive him home for burial, when I arrived here, it suddenly rained, and the yin contained in the rain here is particularly heavy, it should have accidentally seeped in."
I raised my eyebrows and said in a deep voice: "The one who jumped off the building seems to be a dead ghost, right? "As I said earlier, corpse chasers have their own rules, the fierce and evil people don't rush, the people who die don't rush, and the eight characters don't rush, because these corpses will have a strong resentment condensed in the throat after death, just like a seedling, and this resentment will not come out of the throat.
And the corpse must also be suppressed in the corpse, which is equivalent to pressing this grievance not to overflow, which invisibly increases the probability of corpse transformation, there have been many cases of this kind of corpse defrauding the corpse to kill the corpse, and there is also a bit that the corpse rushed home, but the family was bitten to death.
Therefore, the person who dies can't drive the corpse, looking at the old way is not like not knowing, the old way heard the meaning of my words, and said with a wry smile: "These rules, taboos I am clear, but now there is no way, now there are fewer and fewer people chasing corpses, and there are fewer and fewer people looking for corpses, we also need to live, my granddaughter still has to go to school or something, this all needs money, what do you say I can do, just rush it!" β
Hearing this, I couldn't help but be a little silent, many professions since ancient times have faced extinction, such as coffin bearers, demon slayers, corpse chasers, and soul control masters, even Mr. Yin Yang and Feng Shui physiognomy are now extremely rare, and Taoism is not as good as one generation after another, and ghosts are getting more and more fierce!
"And these people are all poor people, cultivators have the responsibility to let them go home to the earth for peace, and reincarnate with peace of mind, otherwise they will hold a breath of resentment in their hearts, and there will be no more powerful ghosts in this world, harming people everywhere!" Lao Dao sighed and said.
I nodded, what Lao Dao said also made some sense, and then Lao Dao glanced at me and said softly: "This place is very dangerous, although you are more profound, but you should leave quickly, this is not where people should come." β
Glancing at the old way, the corpse chaser was with the corpse all day long, he was half human and half ghost, thought for a moment, and then said the matter again, hearing the words, the boss was stunned for a moment, and then said: "I have seen these people a few times, it is indeed weird, different people have different burial methods, there are wild organs, that is, they are put in the field for wild beasts to eat, there are tree burials, the corpses are hung on trees and exposed to the sun, and there are living burials, and the immediate family members have to eat the corpses." β