Sell stinky tofu! Zhu Zhuqing!

Su Xiaoyi and his party came to the front of a shop, only to see a white cloth painted with the mark emitted from the sky before.

When I looked closely, I saw a little old man shouting and saying something, and the little old man was dressed in simple clothes and trousers.

A girdle was tied around his waist, beckoning a few people to sell something.

"Don't miss it when you walk by! Oscar Food Store! It's cheap and affordable. Eat what I sell and guarantee to pass the test! ”

The old man had long white hair, very sloppy, and my beard was also gray, but the voice was not the old man's.

At this moment, two students walked over, looked at him with disgust, and asked, "Boss!" What do you have here? ”

"Huh? Today's special - Oscar stinky tofu! Delicious and delicious! It's only five copper coins each, and it smells so bad! It tastes so good! ”

That old man is none other than the second assistant in Shrek's Seven Monsters: Oscar.

He was stunned for a moment, and instantly pulled away his white cloth, and a stench wafted like smoke, rushing to his face, making people almost have diarrhea.

I saw that there were pieces of stinky tofu of the same size on his table, and the stinky tofu was not white, but yellow and slimy.

"Gross! I can't stand it! It smells so good that you want to cry! Come on. "That classmate smelled the smell and ran away, the faster the better.

Oscar didn't think so, and shouted with a smile, intending to keep the first customers since he opened the store: "Don't go!" How about 4 copper coins? ”

"Ahem! No need. The student didn't want to stay for a moment, and with an expression of death, he helped his former classmates to flee in a hurry.

"! And it didn't sell! Unlucky, it's the fourth time! Oscar saw that people did not stay, and instantly lost hope of life, squatting on the side lifelessly, talking to himself alone.

Tata Ta β€”β€”β€”β€”!

Tang San walked over, pointed to the corn on the table, and asked, "Uncle, don't be sad!" Do you sell your corn? ”

Boom Boom Boom β€”β€”β€”β€”!

As soon as these words came out, Oscar trembled obviously, heard the word uncle, turned around and pushed away his stinky tofu, and roared:

"Who's the uncle? I'm only 14 years old! Are you mistaken? ”

As soon as Oscar's words fell, Tang San and Xiao Wu were stunned, looking at Oscar in disbelief, how could they be fourteen years old.

Oscar pointed at himself, with a courageous expression, with a straight face, and shouted: "That's right! My name is Oscar, an early student at Shrek Academy! ”

Before he finished speaking, Oscar touched his long gray beard and continued: "You can't call me an uncle just because my hair is a little longer and gray!" ”

"Uh-huh! I think it's the same, how can you call it uncle if you have such a long beard, you should call it uncle. Xiao Wu had an understanding expression on her face, but she was shocked.

Oscar fell into an embarrassing rage, and once again shouted aggressively: "Damn! Do you understand? I'm a beautiful young man......."

Smackβ€”β€”β€”β€” bang!

Before he finished speaking, Oscar was punched by Dai Mubai, and shouted angrily in dissatisfaction: "Before saying this, you should shave your beard clean!" How many times have I said that? Don't sell stinky tofu here, you're embarrassing me. ”

"Why can't you sell it, you are obviously discriminating against our food department!" Oscar covered his head and did not fight back, but only verbally objected.

"Food?" Hearing this, Tang San looked at Oscar suspiciously, the first time he had heard of it in the food department, he was very curious about what kind of martial soul it was.

Dai Mubai knew what Tang San meant, and gave an order to Oscar, saying, "You change one to Tang San to see, your food system." ”

"Boss Dai, this kind of hidden thing, people are not good!" Oscar glanced at Dai Mubai shyly, and instantly became a mother.

"Don't be such a mother! Hurry up and conjure it up! Dai Mubai had the heart to kill Oscar, and his anger kept burning.

"Don't yell...... People change, Boss Dai, you're so bad! Oscar replied indignantly, his voice still a sissy.

Shasha – Sha β€”β€”!

Immediately, Oscar did not continue to pretend to be stupid, but stretched out his hand and said softly: "Cute - fragrant tender tofu!" ”

Boomβ€”β€”β€”β€”!

At the sound of an order, a lump of yellow and fragrant stinky tofu appeared instantly, and a subtle slimy thing appeared on it.

"Uncle..... You're disgusting! It's very obscene! Xiao Wu almost wanted to vomit, and shouted angrily.

"This taste....... Actually told me that it was tender tofu! I may have eaten fake tofu. Tang San's heart was in turmoil, covering his nose.

Oscar disagreed, picked up his orchid finger, and muttered: "If the food martial soul wants to change the food, it must be accompanied by a spell!" This spell, not what I miss! ”

Oscar explained, but no one believed it, and Tang San had been thinking intensively, and Xiao Wu avoided Oscar in disgust.

Immediately, the four of them made a fuss, but Su Xiaoyi was silent.

Su Xiaoyi still felt a little touched when he saw these things with his own eyes, but his goal had not yet appeared, and he was a little bored.

Su Xiaoyi's purpose for entering Shrek, the first one was Ning Rongrong, and the second one was the cat lady, but none of them appeared.

As for joining Haotian Sect or something, Su Xiaoyi has to find a new opportunity, and now he is not in a hurry, and it is not just how Bibi Dong is now.

Cracklingβ€”β€”β€”β€”!

Tang San's side was very chaotic, and he only heard Dai Mubai's dissatisfied voice.

"Warning you! Tang San is the person I covered, don't mess with me! ”

"Got it, got it! I'm not going to mess around, I'm going to sell roasted corn. ”

"No way!"

"Ancestor! The corn is not changing, it is pure natural and harmless that I bought. ”

"I don't care!"

Woohooβ€”β€”β€”β€”!

Suddenly, a piece of stinky tofu disappeared and jumped to a place, it was a pair of big rabbits with meat, just a second.

Whoosh β€”β€”β€”β€”!

An instantaneous divine method, a shadow passed by, dodging Dai Mubai's brain.

Qianying passed by and let everyone find out that this was a woman, a very cold and beautiful woman.

She has some black and bright hair, which slopes straight down like a waterfall, and a pair of indifferent but seductive eyes, which are also a small mouth.

Dressed in a red dress and a black coat, these dresses accentuated her figure, bumpy and convex, but it was a period of development.

The lower half of the body shows straight and slender long legs, which are wrapped in white leg socks, and the shoes are a pair of black women's leather shoes.

Her appearance makes everyone very strange, because she has a special temperament, indifferent rendering, but does not lose her proud demeanor.

patted the dust on his chest, didn't look at anyone more, just simply passed by.

"It's so punctual!" Oscar smiled, his eyes straightened.

"Oh!" Dai Mubai didn't change much, just let out a soft oh.

Tang San was about to say his evaluation, but he was stepped on by Xiao Wu, and he could only swallow what he said into his stomach, but he was also shocked.

Instead, Su Xiaoyi's face under the mask showed a smile, and the first target appeared.

Midnight...

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing, the author licked the skin of his hair dry.

You're in control.

(End of chapter)