Chapter 1040: Guess the Fist
"Hmph...... isn't it just eviction from the door?" Ding Ermiao sneered.
This disciple is too stubborn, and he just took this opportunity to scare and scare him.
"Huh? Is there any other punishment? Wan Shugao sat down on the ground all of a sudden, crying and mourning, and shouted, "Uncle Shi, how are you going to clean me up?" ”
"What do you say?" Ding Ermiao continued to sneer and let Wan Shugao ponder for himself.
The cold sweat on Wan Shugao's head burst out, and he said, "Is it, do you want to abolish martial arts and provoke ...... Tenosiji and tendons? But I didn't learn much martial arts, so I just followed the two boys and exercised casually. ”
Ding Ermiao sneered and shook his head slightly.
"Could it be...... And crush the pipa bone and become a waste from now on? "Wan Shugao's brain is open, and sweat is like rain.
Because he has read martial arts novels, most of the sects, the means of punishing bad criminals, are these.
"Uncle Shi, I thought that we were once brothers, so you can help me intercede, right?" Seeing that Ding Ermiao always didn't speak, Wan Shugao was even more scared, and said with a crying voice:
"If I become disabled, what will Xia Bing do in this life, and my parents, who will provide for them in their old age?"
Ding Ermiao couldn't help but smile, raised his foot and kicked Wan Shugao away, and said, "Who told you that the Maoshan faction would use such a means to deal with the inferior criminals?" ”
"Ah, then what kind of ∵ do you all use?" Wan Shugao asked.
"I told you to pack up your things and set off with me tomorrow to conquer the four ghosts, why did you think of so much? I'm really convinced! ”
Ding Ermiao sighed again and again, and said, "Give Master Zu an incense, and beg him to bless you, so that you can come back with good arms and legs." ”
"Take me with you...... Conquer the four ghosts? Wan Shugao came to be interested, and jumped high:
"Brother Ermiao, is it really fake? It's really good, being able to fight side by side with Brother Ermiao is simply the glory of my life! ”
"Glory? Rest assured, a lot of glory awaits you. Ding Ermiao smiled and said:
"I will seal you as a pioneer of the Koukou, open the road and build a bridge in the mountains and water, like the tip of the blade of the steel knife and the dagger, go straight to the old nest of the ghost Kou, and establish a brilliant glory!"
Wan Shugao was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "No, Brother Ermiao, as the commander of the three armies, your safety is the most important, I want to protect you closely!" ”
This thing is not stupid, he knows that it is safest to follow Ding Ermiao's side.
Ding Ermiao casually took a piece of talisman paper from the incense table, snapped it on Wan Shugao's mouth, and said, "From now on, you are only allowed to obey with your ears, not with your mouth." Until tomorrow departure, do you hear it! ”
"Mmmmmmmmmm......mmmm
After dinner, Wu Zhanzhan had already returned to normal, summoned Li Qingdong and Ding Ermiao, and then discussed the matter of the head of Maoshan.
Li Weinian and Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan are all there, and Wan Shugao is also there, but this guy really gagged his mouth with a paper charm and pressed it tightly on his face with adhesive tape.
"What Li Qingdong said makes sense, we all say to the outside world that we are family, which is not a system." Wu Zhanzhan looked at everyone and said:
"Er Miao, don't be modest, from now on, you will be the real head of Maoshan. Choose an auspicious day for the zodiac, and I will send a notice to let the directors of the Three Palaces and Five Temples and the Taoist Academy come to witness the succession ceremony of your head. ”
Ding Ermiao hurriedly excused himself and said, "No, no, no, I don't want such a free head." I'll leave tomorrow and go to the mountain city to run errands. ”
"You don't want it, I don't want it, the head of the house is undecided, what should I do?" Wu Zhanzhan frowned and said, "My body, within a few months, I'm afraid it will be difficult to fully recover." Or do you want to delay it for another year? ”
"Whatever, I'll listen to my sister." Ding Ermiao grinned.
Li Qingdong coughed twice and said, "Isn't this okay?" People in the three palaces and five views all know that this year's Dragon Boat Festival, Xuyuntan has established a new leader. The rumors have been released, and now it's said that it's delayed, which is inappropriate. ”
"So what do you say?" Wu Zhanzhan and Ding Ermiao asked at the same time.
"I want to think about it......" Li Qingdong frowned and paced around the room.
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan glanced at each other and didn't speak.
Suddenly, Wu Zhanzhan smiled and said, "Li Qingdong, you don't want to be the head, do you?" Don't look at my health now, but I will recover slowly, and by the time the Dragon Boat Festival comes, it will not be a problem to clean you up. ”
"My old arms and legs are definitely not Uncle Wu's opponent." Li Qingdong smiled, turned around and said, "However, I have come up with a way to elect the head very fairly." ”
"What's the solution?" Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan asked together.
Li Qingdong nodded and said with a smile: "Rock-paper-scissors!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent and everyone was dumbfounded.
It is unheard of for the head of a faction to use the rock-paper-scissors method of guessing boxing to decide!
After a long time, Ji Xiaoxiao finally laughed out loud and said, "Li Qingdong, it's really a shame that you came up with this wonderful method." ”
But unexpectedly, Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan glanced at each other, nodded together, and said, "Cheng, just rock-paper-scissors!" ”
"Really rock-paper-scissors?" Li Weinian and Gu Qinglan were both thundered lightly and smiled bitterly.
"It's all in the same vein, why fight for your life? Just guess the boxing decision, it's good, it doesn't hurt the peace. It's luck to win, and there's no shame in losing. Ding Ermiao smiled.
Wu Zhanzhan smiled and nodded slightly.
For Wu Zhanzhan, after experiencing this out-of-body experience, and reciting the Buddha's verses of King Jizo, he looked down on many things. The same is true for the head of Maoshan.
"Ahem, two uncles, it's really decided, is it decided to be in charge of guessing boxing?" Li Qingdong asked.
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan nodded together, and there was no objection.
"So, let's talk about the rules first, is it a win or a win in one game, or a best-of-three game?" Li Qingdong asked again.
"A game is won or lost!" Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan said at the same time.
"Okay, I'll shout one, two, three, let's punch together, okay?" Li Qingdong said.
Ding Ermiao glanced at Li Qingdong: "Don't talk nonsense, let's start!" ”
Li Qingdong nodded, cleared his throat, and shouted, "Prepare for each, one, two, three...... Punch out! ”
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan punched together, and they were all scissors!
But what I didn't expect was that at the same time as Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhan exhibited scissors, Li Qingdong also punched.
And it's a hammer.
Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan were both stunned, their respective scissor hands stopped in the air, looking at Li Qingdong.
"Two uncles, I have conceded!" Li Qingdong's hammer was also suspended in the air, and he said with a wicked smile:
"As the first heir of Xuyunzhen, I also have the qualifications to compete for the head of the family, right?"
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