The book is picked up again.

Under the gaze of everyone, Wan Shu raised his eyebrows and danced, and said: "Daoist Zhao, the Dao method I want to perform is unprecedented and shocking, and you have never seen it!" ”

"Oh? What kind of spell is that, you can tell me. Zhao Wuya sneered.

"Everyone!" Wan Shugao waved his hand around and shouted loudly:

"Today, I'm going to perform a great transformation of the Dao method for everyone! What does it mean to be a living person? In layman's terms, it is the method of shrinking the land. Daoist Zhao Wuya is my partner, and once my spell is cast, it will make Daoist Zhao disappear in front of everyone's eyes! ”

Everyone was surprised and secretly admired. A Maoshan disciple will shrink the land and turn the living person into nothing, so isn't the cultivation of the Maoshan Master even more terrifying?

Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan were also confused, thinking to themselves, when did this ten thousand books learn the method of shrinking the land? Could it be that Li Qingdong taught it? It seems that in the Maoshan technique, there is no such trick! Looking at Li Qingdong's face, it really didn't look like it. Because this old guy is also frowning slightly and pondering.

"Little brother, what do you mean by using the method of shrinking the land to move me away?" Zhao Wuya asked with a sneer.

"That's right!" Wan Shugao laughed and said, "Not only do I want to send you away, but also, I want to send you back to Laoshan!" I'll save you a little money for the journey back, and I will also save your two apprentices and grandchildren, and ask for alms everywhere. They are all under the Sanqing Sect, and Daochang Zhao doesn't have to thank him. ”

In the crowd, Zhao Wuya's two apprentices turned pale and bowed their heads speechlessly.

Zhao Wuya sneered and said, "Okay, then let's start, I want to see the methods of the Maoshan disciples!" ”

Wan Shugao nodded and said, "Okay, okay, this will start." But how big is the cast? Law, you need to draw Gangbu Dou, as a partner, Zhao Daochang must cooperate with me. I teach you where to stand, and you stand there! If you don't cooperate, you won't be able to play this spell. ”

"Needless to say, the old way is to cooperate with you!" Zhao Wuya looked impatient.

Wan Shugao grinned, pulled Zhao Wuya to the field, and then drew a circle for Zhao Wuya to stand inside.

Everyone watched intently, silently, to witness the miracle coming.

Subsequently, Wan Shugao surrounded Zhao Wuya and drew a gossip map on the snow, so that Zhao Wuya was in the center of the gossip map.

It looks decent, and it's a matter of fact.

But Ding Ermiao and Wu Zhanzhan are secretly complaining, so that they can turn people away? Unless there is a god and ghost to help, it will turn into a strong wind and blow Zhao Wuya away!

"Daoist Zhao, it's time for you to cooperate with me." Wan Shugao arranged the formation diagram, took out a paper talisman from his bag, walked towards Zhao Wuya, and said:

"Daochang Zhao, your two feet are on the two eyes of the yin and yang fish, and then you take a step down and ...... forward with your arms raised. By the way, this shrunken talisman is in your mouth. ”

Zhao Wuya was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why do you want to put it in your mouth?" ”

"This is the secret of my Maoshan Mountain, can I tell you?" Wan Shugao rolled his eyes and said, "I'll let you cooperate, you can cooperate, don't ask too much." ”

Zhao Wuya took the paper talisman, looked at it repeatedly, put it under his nose and sniffed it, and after confirming that there was no problem with the paper talisman, he put it in his mouth, opened the horse step, squatted slightly, and stretched out his hands forward......

Ji Xiaoxiao seemed to understand what Wan Shugao meant, and gently pinched Ding Ermiao's palm, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but flash a wicked smile.

But Ding Ermiao didn't understand, and still frowned and looked at Wan Shugao on the field.

"Ladies and gentlemen! The time to witness the miracle is coming! Keep your eyes open and don't miss out!! ”

Wan Shugao took a few steps back, raised his hands and shouted:

"Ladies and gentlemen, in fact, I can't ...... the spell of changing a living person! But--, but Daochang Zhao personally performed for everyone today...... Living? Defecate! ”

After that, Wan Shugao pointed at Zhao Wuya.

Where he was pointing, Zhao Wuya was in the middle of the field, squatting on a four-flat horse, pouting his buttocks, and holding a piece of paper in his mouth, sure enough, he was a "living person?" Poop "styling!

"Hahaha......!"

After a brief silence, the audience erupted in a burst of laughter, like a raging wave, deafening.

Ji Xiaoxiao was the first to hold back, hugging Gu Qinglan and laughing; Gu Qinglan's tears flowed out, holding her heart in her hand; Rosie couldn't even laugh straight, but for the sake of her image, she had to cover her mouth with her hands, desperately trying not to let herself laugh out loud. Yang Yong and Liu Ran over there were all red with laughter; Wang Yuxin laughed even more and coughed......

Everyone present staggered with laughter and tears.

But Ding Ermiao didn't dare to laugh, because he had already seen the murderous aura in Zhao Wuya's eyes!

"Wickedness has deceived me too much, let me die!"

Sure enough, after a loud shout, Zhao Wuya, who was annoyed and angry, suddenly pulled out the long sword on his waist, and went to sea with one move, directly taking Wan Shugao's heart.

Wan Shugao is still in the game, how can he know that Zhao Wuya is playing a sword behind his back? When he heard the exclamations of the crowd, when he turned around, he saw that a bright sword had already been killed. In the horror, Wan Shugao also forgot to dodge, and stood on the spot in a daze......

"Wait!" Ding Ermiao had already prepared, and with a twist of his feet, the corpse whip on his waist had already been swung out, and he drew towards Zhao Wuya's long sword.

When the long ...... and the whip shadow passed, Zhao Wuya's long sword fell to the ground with a crisp scream.

"You're ......!" Zhao Wuya stopped his steps and gritted his teeth: "You Maoshan disciples are despicable enough!" ”

Ding Ermiao waved his hand, withdrew his long whip, stepped forward slowly, and sneered:

"Daochang Zhao, everyone has something to say first, this is just a performance, opening the eyes of foreigners and making everyone laugh. And you're ruthless, and you want to take people's lives, it's too much, right? Who is despicable, the three Qingdao friends on the field are all witnesses! ”

These words are righteous and eloquent, and they cleverly cover up Wan Shugao's spoof.

What kind of method of shrinking the land to change the living people is just playing, why take it seriously?

"Yes, Daochang Zhao went too far, and he was ruthless."

"That's it, it's all said that it's a performance, it's not serious, alas......" Whispers erupted all around, and countless people pointed at Zhao Wuya.

Zhao Wuya was stunned for a while, standing on the spot and unable to advance or retreat.

Bu Yaoyao walked forward with a black face, waved the dust, and said: "Longhu Mountain is the ancestral court of Taoism, the holy land of the Three Qing Dynasty, and no one is allowed to act in ignorance here." That's the end of today's performance. Ladies and gentlemen, let's prepare for the next topic. ”

Luo Xi smiled slightly, stepped forward to pick up Zhao Wuya's sword, stuffed it into his hand, and said, "Dao Chang is angry, and the real fighting method will start later, and everyone will set a high and low." ”

Zhao Wuya borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, took the sword and walked away