Chapter 915: She's Not My Daughter-in-law
Luo Fang looked at the fracture, and the brushing was not pressed at all, and it was broken if it was pressed casually, what is it called a broom
Don't assume that she doesn't know, her grandmother's house is also rural. In the countryside, many children are beaten with brooms, and they continue to beat them all year round!
"Nonsense, I have a small wooden stick in this broom, it is very strong, I don't believe you try it!" The uncle handed over a particularly large broom.
Luo Fang took it, it was indeed heavier than an ordinary broom.
"How? I'm not lying, and the two of you quarreled at my stall and delayed my business, so I didn't ask for 10 yuan at all! ”
Uncle spread his hands, looking like you see how easy I am to talk!
Luo Fang was amused by the uncle, and waved the broom in his hand, "Uncle, did you say that your broom is strong?" ”
"yes, the big and small guys are constantly fighting!"
"Good!" Luo Fang said yes, and then listened to the click, and the broom broke in Luo Fang's hand!
The uncle was obviously frightened, "This ...... What's going on? ”
"Yes, uncle, I still want to ask you, what's the matter, I can break a girl, and you still lie to people that your broom is strong. Do you often cheat here? ”
"Nothing!" The uncle was most afraid of the tigress in his life, and he began to put the broom in the bag with quick hands and feet.
He must not have looked at the yellow calendar when he went out today, and he avoided the one at home, how could he still meet it at the market.
I knew it earlier...... He didn't lie to people just now, who knows, looking at the refreshing little girl, her hands are so strong!
It just scared the hell out of him, okay?
"Uncle, don't go, I haven't lost your money yet!" Luo Fang pinched his waist and stood in the middle of the road.
The uncle was so frightened that his hand with the broom trembled, and he hurriedly asked Zhao Long, who was standing next to him without saying a word, for help, "Young man, uncle beg, hurry up and take your daughter-in-law away, and the uncle will give you two brooms for nothing." ”
After speaking, he picked two of the thickest ones and stuffed them into Zhao Long's arms, looked at Zhao Long a few times without saying anything, and finally didn't hold back, "Young man, I'm just like you, we both have a hard life!" ”
Zhao Long was confused, "Uncle, why are we the same?" ”
The uncle glanced at Luo Fang and said, "It's all daughter-in-law who is too powerful, I think your daughter-in-law is much more powerful than the old lady of our family, just her strength, look at it again, your thin little body, you are not less cleaned up at home!" Did she buy a broom and go back to beat you? ”
Zhao Long: ......
After speaking, he patted Zhao Long on the shoulder sympathetically, "Bear with it, just endure it for decades." Look at me, I've been married for more than 30 years, and now I've practiced all my skills, I can run, and I will run when I fight, she can't outrun me, hahaha! ”
Zhao Long: "That...... Uncle, she is not my daughter-in-law! ”
"Oh, sooner or later, I advise you, practice running more, the thirty-six plans left by the ancestors are not bad at all. You are still young now, lay a good foundation first, maybe you are luckier than your uncle, and in a few decades, your daughter-in-law will not be able to outrun you! ”
The uncle said as he pulled his bag with a broom, "That, remember my words and go back and practice hard!" Also, it's not okay to be a parent, go directly at the critical moment! You kiss her, she can be a dog bite, you did it with her, she can still do it with a dog? Don't worry, not only does she not blame you, she will only think of your good! ”
Zhao Long: ......
After the uncle finished speaking, he picked up the bag of brooms and ran out.
Ahh