Chapter 192: Fun Master and Apprentice

Three hours passed, and Master Zu had already refused the incense ordered by Lu Beiou twice, he got up and lit the incense again, and sincerely inserted it in the incense burner, focusing on the movement of the stove. This time, the incense was not popped out, apparently the ancestor had accepted his confession and forgiven him. Lu Beiou smiled and kowtowed three times in a row, and then told Lin Chengliang happily to go.

"Master!" He ran behind Lin Chengliang and slapped him, startling Lin Chengliang, who was reading the newspaper, looking flustered, and he asked curiously, "Master, what's wrong with you?" ”

"I didn't ...... It's nothing. Lin Chengliang hurriedly stuffed the newspaper in his hand under the table as if he were a thief.

"Master, what are you hiding?"

"Look at what you kid said, I didn't hide it! What do I have to hide! Is! ”

"Oh, is it? That...... What is this? Lu Beiou snatched it from under the table, opened it and saw that there was a photo of a hot car model in a bikini in the newspaper, which turned out to be yesterday's car show in the city. He smiled weirdly, pointed to the newspaper and teased Lin Chengliang: "Oh...... It turns out that Master, you are peeking at this thing, I remember someone told me that to be a Taoist priest, you need six pure roots, and you can't look at these obscene/filthy things. ”

Lin Chengliang hurriedly clarified: "I didn't look at it, I just happened to turn it!" ”

Lu Beiou nodded: "Oh, just turned over?" Just turn to it, just take a look at it and appreciate it. ”

"What nonsense are you talking about, you didn't have a girlfriend before, and the master didn't object to you." He said angrily.

"Master, there is a rule in the ancestors that Taoist priests can get married, but they can't peek at the body of a woman other than their own wife, unless you marry a woman who is peeking at you, you should know this better than me, right?"

"I said I didn't peek, I'm old enough to look at what I'm doing?" Lin Chengliang looked a little annoyed and angry, but he just looked at it a few more times, men, he was born with this in his bones, and Taoist priests are also men!

Lu Beiou patted the newspaper, deliberately shook his head and sighed lightly: "Oh, how can this be done, do you really let the master marry this young and beautiful car model home?" Ouch, the yellow flower girl may not be willing to do it! Alas...... I really didn't expect that my future master would be even younger than me, how good is this? ”

The angry Lin Chengliang slapped his head fiercely, and scolded in a rough voice: "You rabbit cub is still over?" I said that I saw it by accident, and I kept thinking about it, and I wanted to be angry with me, you?! ”

"Don't be angry, I'm kidding you, who doesn't know that our Master Lin has been fighting alone for Maoshan Taoism for most of his life?! How selfless and respectable you are! Lu Beiou was afraid of being beaten, so he immediately changed his attitude and put on a high hat for Lin Chengliang to suppress the fire, otherwise, he would be the one who suffered!

"Well, that's like a human saying!" The anger in Lin Chengliang's chest dropped a little, and he sat down unhurriedly, so he pretended to ask calmly, "Has Master Zu forgiven you?" ”

"Yes, master, why don't you go burn pillar incense?" He smiled evilly and said uneasily.

"Why do I burn incense when I'm so decent? Don't go! He refused.

Lin Chengliang knew that Lu Beiou had bad intentions and wanted to make himself embarrassed, so he wouldn't fall for him. If he really went, in case the incense was bounced off, then where would his majestic face remain? It's not too late to wait until that kid sleeps to ask Master Zu for the guilt, he really didn't mean to see it! Ouch, the newspapers are dead! Don't let the reputation of his life be ruined because of this!

"Don't go to show that the master has a ...... in his heart"

"Huh?" Lin Chengliang gave him a cruel look, as if he was warning him not to chew the root of his tongue, otherwise you will suffer in the future!

Sure enough, seeing this, Lu Beiou hurriedly swallowed the words that hung on his lips back into his stomach, and turned one hundred and eighty degrees into praise and said: "It shows that the master has righteousness in his heart, is not afraid of gossip, is not afraid of shadows, and is not afraid of being played incense by the heavenly daughter of the ancestor, master?" ”

"Smack!" As soon as Lu Beiou's words fell, he was hit on the head by an invisible hand, he covered his head and screamed, looked up, strange, who was the poisoner?

Lin Chengliang reproached rhetorically: "You kid, you have a flamboyant tongue and an unobstructed mouth, you deserve to be beaten by the ancestor master, and you can also play incense?" Our grandfather is an upright husband! ”

"It turned out that Master Zu beat it? I thought it was you...... master."

"Pay attention to me later!"

"yes, I shouldn't be joking." It seems that you have to be careful when you talk at home.

"Alright, go! Clean up the withered flowers in the store, and open the door tomorrow to do business. Today's young people are really lazy and can't endure hardships......" Lin Chengliang said as he returned to his bedroom, and after he closed the door, he casually boasted: "But the figure of that car model is really good......

"Smack!" Lin Chengliang was jerked from the back of his head by the "person", he quickly withdrew his distracting thoughts, and said to himself: "Please don't blame the ancestor master, the disciple won't dare next time!" ”

"Smack!" He was pumped by the "man" again.

Lin Chengliang covered his head and said with a serious guarantee: "There is no next time, there is no next time!" After speaking, he quickly knelt down and kowtowed.

Unfortunately, this scene was hit by Lu Beiou, who pushed the door in!

"I want to ask you if you need to water those flowers outside, master, what are you doing?" He asked without smiling.

"I'm doing it, what's the matter, can't I?" Lin Chengliang jumped up from the ground with a backflip, pretending to dance, and specially dubbed it, and kept chanting in his mouth. Why is he so unlucky?

He had to admire the master's reflexes, fast enough! Lu Beiou held back a smile and pretended not to know and asked, "Okay, what to do with those flowers?" ”

"You don't know how to look at it yourself, just water it if it's dry, and if it's wet, it proves that I've watered it, why are you so stupid?"

"I know, master, you continue to kowtow to Master Zu and admit your mistakes...... Yes! Lu Beiou quickly closed the door before he finished speaking, and the shoes hit the door in the next second, he patted his chest and said happily: "It's so dangerous!" ”

The flower shop is usually almost never patronized, so they only buy once in more than half a month, and every time the flowers wither, they can't sell them, and they are closed for at least ten days in a month. In order to hide that they were Taoist priests, Lin Chengliang and Lu Beiou spent a lot of money, and when they were at their worst, they ate instant noodles for several days in a row. In order to make a living, Lu Beiou even went to the street to sell flowers, with his handsome and handsome appearance, the flowers were naturally sold out quickly, but he couldn't pull it off.