Chapter 912 Black jokes
If this old lady is just an actress, what about the grave? What about the dead under the grave?
No matter how much they persuaded him, he trotted all the way up the hill of the grave, and saw the new grave from a distance, and there were still paper ashes from a few days ago in front of the head of the new grave. If it's all a big play, it's too realistic. Ma Chengfeng dug down with a shovel and shovel after spade, and finally saw the coffin at the end.
"If I were you wouldn't open this coffin." Khasira said coldly on the side.
"Let him see it, he won't die if he doesn't look at it." It is still Xiao Man who knows Ma Chengfeng's temper best.
Ma Chengfeng lifted the five coffin nails one by one, and then grabbed the coffin lid and lifted it violently......
Everyone poked their heads together and exclaimed, "Ah!!! ”
There was indeed a corpse lying in the coffin, but it was by no means a male corpse, but a bloated old woman, the old woman's exposed skin was very pale, and the longevity clothes on her body had fallen a layer of dust, which had faded a little, and the metabolism did not end after death, her hair had grown to her knees, and the silver hair almost covered her face. Looks like it's been dead for some years.
"It's zongzi, beware!" Xiao Man grabbed him and said.
"It's not a zongzi, Ma Chengfeng, I still advise you not to watch it, this involves a human life, are you sure you want to harm her?" Khashura knows a lot of secrets.
She wasn't a traitor before she came to Lingzhou, this was a big chess game, originally, she should also be a pivotal figure in this chess game, but now she is just a waste chess piece.
Ma Chengfeng glared back at her, probably complaining about why she didn't tell them the secret earlier, but if you think about it carefully, Khashula is a principled person, no matter at any time or anything, it can't involve the interests of Wushuang, even if this man once wanted to kill her!
His hand slowly reached in......
"Do you want to think about it again?" Khasira asked, tugging at him.
Cheng Feng didn't say anything, pushed her hand away, and directly lifted the long hair that the old woman covered her face.
The silver hair was slowly brushed aside by him, revealing the old woman's lifeless old face.
"What? This...... OMG, this is ridiculous! How is this possible? When Xiao Man saw that face, he was so shocked that he almost sat down on the ground.
Ma Chengfeng's outstretched hand froze, and he stopped in mid-air and skimmed the long silver hair for a long time without putting it down.
They knew the person lying in the coffin very well, and even considered whether to wake her up when they were having breakfast just now. Be...... It's Granny Water!
"No...... That's impossible! Granny Water must have a twin sister. Ma Chengfeng said to himself.
"She doesn't have any sisters, let's tell you the truth, Granny Shui has been dead for decades, this small fishing village is called Shuijia Village, the descendants of the Shui family have been living here, and then before and after liberation, I don't know what happened to this small village, and all the more than 40 people in the village are dead! Among them is this water mother-in-law. Khasira said lightly.
"If this is her body, then who lives in our hotel? Who did I see from the Water Spirit Bureau? Is it her ghost? "That's not right, if it's a ghost, how can it be in the daytime?
Ma Chengfeng remembered that after Granny Shui was picked up by them, she took them to Lingzhou City to meet several well-known big names in the ancient city, but these so-called old acquaintances of her, they were all surprised when they saw her, as if it was hard to believe that she was still alive.
Khasilla said I didn't know how to explain it, she wasn't in the plan, and I was surprised when I first met her.
She told Ma Chengfeng that in fact, the corpse of the cat fairy lost in the last years of the Qing Dynasty was hidden in the tomb of Granny Shui. Her first task after coming to Lingzhou was to dig out the body of the cat fairy and hand it over to the old blind man.
"But they don't have a cat face jar, how can they bury the corpse of a cat fairy? Didn't you say that only this jar could hold it? The cat fairy is buried here, and the corpse doesn't decompose? Xiao Man asked her.
"She has a pearl in her mouth, take a closer look?" Kashura was not afraid that this big dumpling would cheat the corpse, so she reached out and broke Granny Shui's mouth.
The dead man opened his mouth, and immediately saw that she had a mouthful of water in her mouth, and the saliva was surging as her upper and lower teeth opened and closed, but when Cashula's finger reached into her mouth, the water immediately solidified into a jade form.
"Moisturizing water?" Everyone said in unison.
"That's all I know about this waste piece." Khasira held the crystal ball and shook it in front of the corpse, but there was no movement in the crystal ball, which showed that she would not cheat the corpse.
In the past, there was a black joke circulating in the Republic of China, and the story took place in Shanxi.
Shanxi was found to have a coal mine at a very early age, saying that there is a small village fifty or sixty miles away, and almost all the men in the village dig coal in the coal mine to earn money to support their families.
There is a family, let's just say that his surname is Li, the man of the Li family has a son after marriage, and the son has just turned three years old, which is really naughty. Whether it is a poor person or a rich family, almost all of them want their sons to become dragons. After the Li family has a child, the master of the family has to work hard to make money to support the family.
The man also went to work in the coal mine with his fellow villagers in the village.
At that time, there were almost no safety measures in the coal mines, and all the holes were dug by hand. Not to mention those years, even now, mining disasters in coal mines are not common!
One night, the daughter-in-law of the Li family took her son to sit in the small courtyard of the house to eat, and before the meal was finished, suddenly, it rained heavily in the sky, and the mother and daughter quickly turned over the table and hid in the house.
The thunder in the sky was one after another, and the two of them hid in the bed and trembled.
At this time, an angry thunder struck down, shaking the small courtyard brightly, the two of them looked out, only to see a figure standing at the door of their small courtyard, the person was standing in the rain, the rain flowed down his cheeks and was already soaked.
When the mother was bold, she picked up the kitchen knife and rushed out the window and shouted who is where? But the man standing outside did not move, did not say a word, like a corpse.
Bang...... Another explosion thunderbolt struck down, and this time I saw it clearly, and the man standing at the door turned out to be the man who went to the coal mine to dig coal. The woman quickly put down the kitchen knife and rushed out. Why don't you come into the house? It's all wet, and you're not afraid of a cold?
The gentleman still didn't say a word, and let his daughter-in-law drag him into the house.
The daughter-in-law asked him if the coal mine was on holiday? Or was he lazy at work and was fired by the top? The gentleman shook his head, and the rain on his head fell straight down, and he couldn't wipe it clean.
(End of chapter)