Chapter 213: Black Black Humor
So, Ling Li told Lu Beiou the matter as it was, and he joked after listening to it: "I didn't expect our scandal to almost kill someone, and I will hold a press conference tomorrow to clarify it for you." ”
"Don't be poor about you, although you are not serious, but thank you for saving my and Guo Wei's lives at the critical moment, by the way, thank your master for me."
"Hey, what do you mean I'm not serious? Is that called humor? ”
"Yes, black!" Ling Li casually sang Jay Chou's "Black Humor": "Please, I think there is something wrong with your head, and my seriousness is lost to black humor......"
"What do you mean by singing only these two verses? Turn around and scold me for having a problem with my head? He squinted.
"I don't want to demolish your ......," she continued.
"You!" He was so angry that he couldn't speak.
Ling Li snorted and laughed, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Land, thank you, I'm in a much better mood now." ”
Lu Beiou had a calm face after hearing this, his face was a little cramped, and he said, "Dare you to be happy with me?" You have to change your messy nickname for others, don't call me Land! I seriously warn you! ”
"I still want to call you a despicable seagull on land, but forget it, man, you still have to save some face."
"Despicable seagulls on land?" Pronounce his name like this! Lu Beiou clenched his fists and couldn't bear to say, "You are the first girl I want to beat!" ”
"Don't take it too seriously, I'm kidding you, didn't you say it, it's called humor, black humor."
Miscalculated, I didn't expect this girl to be so powerful today, I always thought she was a simple-minded fool, and it was also a terrible thing for a stupid woman to suddenly become smart.
"You can do it! You can do it! Don't cry for me next time you see a ghost. ”
"Okay, give me your master's phone, I think he's more reliable." After all, it was his master who thought of collecting ghosts by chanting scriptures.
"You're trying to me off, aren't you?"
"I can't make jokes and boast about my own humor! Really. ”
"When did I say I had a humorous germ?" Is it really in the hands of this dead girl today?
"Okay, I won't talk to you, it's almost ten o'clock, our school ends at eleven o'clock, I have to rush back, there will be classes tomorrow morning." She got up and patted the dust off her buttocks.
"Do you need me to send you?" He asked gentlemanly.
"Thanks, no need to bother."
"I'd better send you back, it's so late, in case you get haunted by a ghost, you'll have to make harassing phone calls again. In other words, if you encounter a pervert who is not a ghost, you will not be able to save you by calling me to recite the sutra, and my master has not taught me to recite the sutra to drive away the pervert. In fact, he said that there was only one purpose: he was worried about her physical condition, after all, she had just had a car accident, which would affect her to some extent.
"Then I'll trouble you, you wait for me, I'll go to the toilet first to wash the blood off my hands." She said as she rolled up her bloodstained sleeves.
Now, Guo Wei should have finished the operation, right? I don't know what happened to him.
It was just eleven o'clock when I returned to the dormitory, Feng Xiaohuan came out of the bathroom after washing, and when she saw her coming back, she said, "Guo Wei called you this afternoon, and I answered it when I saw that the phone rang, have you met?" ”
"Well, thank you. I went to take a shower first. ”
Feng Xiaohuan looked at her back and smiled bitterly, and then went to sleep.
When she came out of the shower, everyone was asleep, she dragged her tired body back to her bed, and quickly wrapped herself tightly with the quilt. Guo Wei's mobile phone is still with her, and the display screen is actually a photo of herself.
With curiosity, she began to browse his mobile phone, not knowing it, and being startled when she saw it, the thousands of photos saved in Guo Wei's mobile phone album were all her! Even she didn't know that he was secretly filming herself in private. Some of the photos were taken from a distance, those seem to be photos from two years ago, so to speak, he used to hide in a place where he couldn't see to record her life?
There is also a set of photos taken when she was asleep, Ling Li is unbelievable, he can even take them in his own home, how did he do it? Was it taken while she was asleep?