"Forehead ......"

"Why don't you make it up? What's next? Hua Yileng said with the psychology of watching a play.

"What? What did you say? Ling Li began to pretend to be deaf again.

Half-paid, he spit out four words: "Remember me!" ”

"I can't hear you, you louder!" Successful operation!

"......," said his handsome face, covered with black lines.

She took a bite of porridge: "Why don't you eat it?" Hurry up and eat, aren't we in a hurry? ”

"No appetite." He glanced at the smoke-filled porridge with disdain.

In fact, she didn't know that because he was a zombie, once he ate human grains, he would have diarrhea. Because zombies are vampires, they can only absorb blood, moonlight, aura, and evil aura to enhance corpse power or sustain life. With her, especially every time he eats, his stomach hurts, when it is light, it just hurts for a while, and when it is serious, he will have diarrhea.

"How can this work? You have to eat breakfast, are you going to go hungry to work? ”

"I said I didn't want to eat it!"

"It's not good for your health, so you can eat a little to cushion your stomach." How did she feel like she was coaxing the child?

Hua Yi couldn't resist her, so she had to drink a few sips of porridge, her eyes rolled, and she had an idea: "I'm thirsty, you go outside and buy me a bottle of water." ”

"Waiter." Ling Li shouted.

The waitress quickly appeared beside them, stared and smiled, "What do you need?" ”

"Could you please give me a glass of water? Thank you. Ling Li said.

"Go buy it!" Hua Yileng suddenly roared.

Ling Li looked at him in confusion, got up and said, "I know, I'll just buy it." ”

After Ling Li left the breakfast shop, Hua Yileng immediately threw the porridge and cake into the trash can five meters away from him, and even threw the bowl out! And shoot into the trash can, just like a three-point shot, fast, ruthless, and accurate! This action amazed everyone, and the girls screamed, saying that it was too powerful!

The scene suddenly boiled and became chaotic.

Hua Yileng grabbed a few hundred-yuan bills from his pocket and slapped them on the table with a "snap": "Checkout." ”

The waitress looked at him stupidly and swallowed: "First ...... Sir, please come to the counter to settle the bill. ”

"Not enough?"

The waiter nodded like garlic: "Enough, enough, porridge...... The porridge and cake add up to forty yuan, and that bowl is not worth much, a hundred yuan is more than enough, and it won't be that much, please...... Please take it back! After she finished speaking, she handed four hundred yuan to him with both hands, bowed her head slightly, and her hands trembled with excitement! This man, no one can resist his charm up close!

"Don't throw away the rest." He looked at the table and suddenly thought of something, damn it, he threw the bowl away, how will he explain it when Ling Li comes back?! The situation is not good, why is he so impulsive! If you go to renew a bowl of porridge, won't it be a waste of all your efforts?

"Isn't he the internet celebrity who's going viral on the internet?" There are sharp eyes that the girl recognizes.

"Yes, yes, yes! It's what he is!! His photo topped the list of hits on major websites, I really didn't expect to meet him here! I'm even more handsome than the photo!! ”

"Ahh I'm so excited!! ”

……

The crazy infatuation of a group of women echoes throughout the store......