The tenth episode of Lan Xian'er's funeral

"Huifang, come to luck, help me take them away!"

Ma Chengfeng threw the two girls out heavily, and turned around to meet the bouncing zombie.

The zombie old woman smelled the yang energy of the living and opened her mouth and pounced, Ma Chengfeng's body was weird, flexible like a monkey, jumping up and down around her, dodging and dodging, no matter how she tossed, she couldn't touch a bit.

"Ah!!!h Suddenly, the old lady opened her big mouth, and a foul-smelling corpse gas spewed out towards Ma Chengfeng.

Ma Chengfeng covered his mouth and nose and retreated repeatedly. "Nima! Didn't anyone tell you to brush your teeth every day? ”

"Cheng Feng, run?" The four friends had already run out of the gate of the old house, Zhang Huifang was worried about Ma Chengfeng's safety and turned around to run back to pick him up, but was dragged by Laiyun.

Ma Chengfeng saw that they had already run out, and he didn't dare to hesitate anymore, his steps were like the wind and his steps were weird, he rubbed a few times, and rushed out as if he was flying up in mid-air, and Chang Xiaoman at the door was dumbfounded.

The zombie behind her quickly chased after her, but when she jumped in front of the gate, she stopped, her fangs baring out of her mouth and shaking her nose to catch the familiar smell in the air. I wanted to chase it out but couldn't move, and my body stood straight in the threshold and shivered, just like a convulsion.

Everyone ran away and looked back at the old lady zombie in the Qing Dynasty in surprise, and even Ma Chengfeng didn't know what was going on.

Creak...... Squeak squeak...... The cute little yellow skin crawled out of the cave, and it stood up, staring at the zombie motionless with a pair of thief's little green bean eyes.

Ma Chengfeng understood, according to legend, this yellow skin is not big, and the reason why Orion does not dare to provoke it is because it has a unique skill. The yellow skin will "look for people", which is a Northeast dialect.

The experienced old hunter in the mountains never stared at the eyes of the yellow skin when he hit the yellow skin, because the yellow skin of the adult sperm has glands in the eyes, and the glands will secrete poisonous gas, which can paralyze people's nerves. According to the superstition of the common people, it is to confuse your soul.

In folklore, there is often a bridge section, saying that who walked at night and met the yellow skin, only glanced at it, and was put on the body by the yellow fairy, and after going back, his eyes were thieves, and he specialized in stealing chickens to eat. This is to be "found" by the yellow skin.

Ma Chengfeng took off his coat and threw it to Chang Xiaoman, saying, "Run back to the car and get some gasoline."

This little yellow skin doesn't know how deep the Tao is, and how long she can control her, but once this zombie is released, it will definitely cause trouble.

Chang Xiaoman was quite angry this time, and ran back after about ten minutes with his clothes stained with gasoline. Ma Chengfeng took the clothes and rushed forward to cover the zombie's head, and threw the lighter on it with a click. Suddenly, the fire burst into the sky, and the pungent smell of corpses spread.

The old zombie was screaming as it was burned by the fire, and the cry resounded through the valley, and the people who listened to it were terrified. Without a single cigarette, she finally turned into a piece of black coal, and fell to the ground without moving.

Look at these five children again, all of them are covered with mud like a little flower cat. The five of them looked at each other and smiled, sitting on the ground and never getting up again.

An hour later, the five children finally saw the street lights on the streets of the city again. It's been the middle of the night, what school are you going back to? Chang Xiaoman was the host, and invited them to the best bath in Rehe for a chic night.

In the morning, the children in the school wandered around the door in twos and threes, and many teachers got on the school bus wearing white flowers on their chests. Strange, it's 918 today? Isn't it? What's going on?

After inquiring, I found out that today was the day of Lan Xian'er's funeral.

It's hard to imagine that a local drama can be so popular that students have to suspend classes for a day because of it?

"You guys go back first, I'll go see the excitement." Ma Chengfeng lowered his head and blended into the bus.

Lan Xian'er is the top celebrity in Rehe City, and her mourning hall is located in the Shuangqiao Grand Theater, which gave her a lifetime of achievements.

According to the situation outside the venue, which is not inferior to the ten-mile long street to send the head of state, countless old drama fans stood solemnly outside the venue, wearing plain clothes and wearing white flowers on their chests and bowing their heads in silence.

The people who could enter the mourning hall and admire Lan Xian'er's remains were all dignitaries, Ma Chengfeng lowered his head and just wanted to go inside, but was stopped by two black clothes. He looked up and recognized these two people, they were the two strong men in Liu's mansion.

"Cheng Feng? What are you doing here? Don't make trouble! It's full of people with status in the Rehe realm. ”

"Let me in, everyone is dead, what else can I make trouble? Get out of the way! Ma Chengfeng picked them up and slipped in. The two men didn't dare to say much, not because they were afraid of Ma Chengfeng, but because they were afraid of his grandfather! It is no exaggeration to say that if the second trumpet of Ma Lao is reported on the rivers and lakes, I am afraid that ordinary people cannot afford to provoke it.

Isn't there any second generation of officials and rich second generations now? This Ma Chengfeng can be regarded as a thief for three generations.

The mourning hall is set up in the theater, and Lan Xian'er's coffin is parked on the stage. Outside the mourning hall were all old theater fans who came to mourn. These celebrities were all confused by Lan Xian'er before they died. Today will inevitably send the goddess on her last journey.

Lan Xian'er didn't seem to have any relatives, and there was only one man in his thirties in the main family in the mourning hall, sitting on a chair with a mourning cloth wrapped around his head, and silently looking at the beauty in the coffin.

Ma Chengfeng was about to go up to see what was going on, when suddenly a big hand grabbed him behind him. "Cheng Feng? What are you doing here? Don't go! "It was Shunfeng Ear Liu Mazi who spoke.

China is a country of etiquette, especially in red and white affairs. Presiding over this funeral was the blind fairy Ma Xiaofeng. The old blind man rarely wore a neat rope today, and his men helped him to the middle of the mourning hall, holding a bottle of liquor and a handkerchief in his hand.

It seems that the funeral is coming to an end, and the light is going to be given to the dead!

"The eyes are open, the eyes are open, the ears are open, the ears are open, the nose is open, the smell is fragrant, the mouth is open, and the food is fragrant. The heart is open, and the hall is bright...... "The master held a handkerchief soaked in white wine, and wiped the corresponding position of Lan Xian'er's body with the cry of the old blind man's yin and yang.

"Xian'er, rest in peace, senior brother will definitely avenge you!" Tears fell into the coffin from the man's eyes.

Ma Chengfeng asked in a low voice: "Uncle Mazi, who is this person?" ”

"I don't know either, who knows which horn popped out of it, saying that he was Senior Brother Lan Xian'er. Also, people like them who have strange skills must all be from the same school. ”

The man who claimed to be Senior Brother Lan Xian'er slowly turned his head and viciously swept over the faces of everyone in the audience. This look Ma Chengfeng has seen, he is the incense thief!

Among the hundreds of people, Ma Chengfeng was very eye-catching, everyone bowed their heads in silence, only he and that person looked at each other. The cold light in the eyes of the two collided invisibly in mid-air, and neither of them was willing to give in.

"Ahem...... Cough...... Xiao Jiannan pay attention to the occasion! The old blind man reminded him.

"Haha...... Xiao Jiannan? Little? What a unique name you have! Haha......" Ma Chengfeng laughed loudly, and didn't care about the people around him pointing fingers.

"Little bunny! I was looking for you, but I didn't expect you to take the initiative to send it to the door! Okay! Today, I, Xiao Jiannan, are avenging her in front of my junior sister! ”

Sure enough, Xiao Jiannan was angered by Ma Chengfeng, shook off the wet handkerchief in his hand, rolled up his sleeves, jumped up from the spirit platform, and pounced on Ma Chengfeng. This guy still has a bit of kung fu, at least a light foundation.

Ma Chengfeng didn't want to be polite, so he jumped up to meet him on tiptoe.

The bodies of the two twisted in mid-air, and the tips of the needles used their housekeeping skills against Mai Mang. Xiao Jiannan slashed his palms like a blade, and his classmates were as fast as lightning, killing one and dodging the other, and for a while knocked someone in the theater on his back.

With a click, Xiao Jiannan's palm knife directly cut the stool in front of Ma Chengfeng in half. Ma Chengfeng picked up the leg of the stool, went around his back and slammed it down with lightning speed.

He raised his hand and before he could fall, a large, powerful hand grabbed his wrist.

"Little brother, be merciful! Today is the day of Lan Xian'er's funeral, no matter what grievances the two have, let's stop first for my face. ”

Ma Chengfeng looked back and saw a burly rough man behind him, his cheeks were covered with stubble, and there was a deep scar on his face, which was full of fierce appearance.

Xiao Jiannan didn't hesitate to turn around and continue to fight, at this time, there were suddenly four or five more black suits around him, and they had already put their hands in their arms and wanted to pull out their guns. When he saw this posture, he had no choice but to give up.

"Master Scar, this young man is my friend, he is ......" Liu Mazi's eyes were sharp, and he hurriedly walked over and whispered a few words in the scar man's ear. The Scar Man nodded slightly as he listened.

He smiled hypocritically and patted Ma Chengfeng on the shoulder. "Huh...... It's really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves, Cheng Feng's kung fu is good. But let's stop for now. After speaking, he dragged Xiao Jiannan and pushed him back to the mourning hall.

"You are frightened, it's all a misunderstanding, today everyone can come to send Xian'er for the last time, I'm here to thank you for Xian'er! But I said ugly things ahead, if anyone makes trouble, hum ......" He smiled, the scar on his face trembled, and everyone in the audience immediately fell silent. It can be seen that this person's status in Rehe!

Liu Mazi told Ma Chengfeng that this grandfather gave him the nickname Tang Scar, and Tang Scarzi was in charge of the business of Shuangluan in Rehe, and he was the No. 2 person in the Rehe River.

"Don't worry, none of them will dare to embarrass you. But don't make trouble! Liu Mazi's big hand pressed Ma Chengfeng's shoulder and didn't dare to let go.

Xiao Jiannan glared at Ma Chengfeng viciously, but he didn't dare to make another mistake when he had Tang Scar. According to the instructions of the old blind man, the funeral continued, and when the ceremony was over, everyone walked into the mourning hall in turn to burn paper and flowers for Lan Xian'er.

Everyone stopped and leaned in to take a look when they passed by Lan Xian'er's coffin, their expressions were very consistent, first they shrank back suddenly, then frowned, turned around and left, and didn't want to look at the former goddess more.

Lan Xian'er in the coffin seemed to be much older, her face was full of wrinkles, her once fair skin was full of brown corpse spots, and she stared at the ceiling of the mourning hall with round eyes, and there was a suffocating stench in the mourning hall. Where is this the first Hua Danlan Xian'er in Rehe, it is clearly the dead body of an old woman dug up from the grave.