Not to be outdone, Guo Wei sarcastically said: "Yes, it's quite generous, otherwise how could there be the glorious title of 'land'?" The land of our motherland is also quite large. It's just that I've been a soldier for so many years, and I don't know that I can still drive an aircraft carrier on land? It's a model of an aircraft carrier, right? ”

"No matter how much better than you being called Viagra, right? But people like you are like cabbage that has not been watered, and they have withered by the sun, so you have been promoted to become a wilted brother. Lu Beiou almost didn't laugh after speaking, I didn't expect my improvisational remarks to be so classic, I am such a genius! Ha ha......

"You're so nasty! You said such a thing in front of Lily! Bastard! Guo Wei couldn't help but swear and insult in front of his beloved woman, this shame, one day he will get it back with interest!

Just when Guo Wei was at a loss for Ling Li's embarrassing situation, she said something that made them speechless: "Lu Beiou, when did you recognize Guo Wei as a brother?" Also, why don't I understand what you just said? What cabbage and what sun? Why did it become Viagra? ”

They all looked at Ling Li in unison, it seemed that only men and women with deep "qualifications" could understand what they said just now, an idiot like her who had never been in love, and she didn't know anything about things between men and women like a blank sheet of paper, it was impossible to understand the evil meaning represented by those pronouns, right? That's fine.

"You're so silly and cute, it's nothing, I'm talking about how I used to grow vegetables. How could I possibly recognize him as a brother? Delusion! Lu Beiou casually made up a reason to prevaricate in the past, he couldn't explain it to her word by word, right?

"Don't worry, even if you recognize me as your father and call me Dad, I won't agree." Guo Wei said disdainfully.

"When you were my father, I thought you were too old!"

"If you are too old, you can choose to be my grandson, I won't mind having a grandson like you!"

The two began to bicker again......

"Stop! Are you still finished? Ling Li interrupted their fierce war of words.

"He provoked me first, so I wondered, what does it matter to you that I say I grow vegetables?" Lu Nordic said.

"Growing vegetables? Is it true? Aren't you a ghost catcher? When did you farm the land? ”

"You want to know so much about my past? Okay, I'll talk to you when some of the idle people don't wait. ”

"The car is mine, and the idlers are waiting for you, right?" Guo Wei retorted dissatisfied.

"Guo Wei, why did you say that Lu Beiou was obscene just now?" She really couldn't understand what these two people were talking about, let alone the reason for their quarrel.

"That's because ......" Guo Wei broke out in a cold sweat, he was glad that Ling Li didn't understand the connotation of their conversation, but now how can he resolve this embarrassment and get out of it? He racked his brain and thought about it before he replied, "I mean, he left it in my car blindly for fear that he would dirty my car." ”

"Ouch hey, I'm really good at breaking!" Lu Beiou pretended to pick his nose as he spoke, digging out the boogers with his little thumb, and then flicking his thumb casually, and wiping his hands on the car mat.

"Dirty to death!" Ling Li said with disdain, Guo Wei's face was very ugly, he really wished that he would immediately drag this hateful stinky boy out and shoot a song!

"I'm kidding, don't take it too seriously. How can a handsome guy like me damage his image in front of a beautiful woman? Lu Beiou explained with a smile.

"Your image is not good." Guo Wei took his words and said.

In this way, they were noisy all the way, and after a while, they arrived at the Yingxiang Hotel.