Chapter 360: The Troubles of Being Crushed by a Girl (5,000 Words)
Anyang woke up and it was already dawn, and when he looked at the time, it was already ten o'clock. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info This made him very surprised, according to his current physique, and with the assistance of nearly a hundred years of Taoism, he should not have slept so late anyway, but he just slept until now.
Think about it, maybe it's because I've been in the Shenzhou Continent for a year and haven't felt the breath of home and soft beds for too long, or maybe it's because I was so crazy with Xiaoqian last night, I came again and again, and I consumed too much energy.
When he turned his head, there was a glass of water at the head of the bed, which had lost its temperature, which made him stunned again.
Originally, he had the habit of getting up early to drink a glass of warm water, moistening his intestines and cleaning his mouth, most of the time he used a thermos cup to fill a glass of water before going to bed at night, and woke up the next morning at a temperature just in the mouth, and later abandoned this method after being with Xiaoqian, because Xiaoqian would estimate the time he would get up every morning to pour him a glass of boiling water to cool down, and he would wake up just to drink.
It's just that he has spent a year in the Shenzhou Continent, and many times he is in the barren mountains and mountains, there are no conditions, and he doesn't want to drink cold water, well, in fact, it is the growth of cultivation and the increase of physique, and this habit has not had much health effect, so he gradually changed it.
I didn't expect to forget it, Xiaoqian still remembers.
After sighing, he got up, got dressed, washed up, cleaned himself, and walked out.
At this time, the three female goblins had already woken up, and they were sitting upright on the sofa in the living room watching TV, as he thought last night, it was a costume love magic movie, which was the painting skin he and Xiaoqian had watched together.
He stood on the second floor, holding on to the railing, looking at the three female goblins focused, but he couldn't help laughing.
Especially Xiaochan, who is a vixen herself, in addition to being attracted by the plot and special effects, and touched by the lingering love inside, there is also a faint bewilderment. I saw her eyes open blankly, straighten her small body, and sit motionless watching the TV, watching the goblin named Xiao Wei fall in love with a general guarding the border pass, but she couldn't help but dig into people's hearts again and again......
The rabbit spirit was also dumbfounded, and from time to time he had to turn his head to look at Xiaochan, with a little doubt in his eyes, as if he was curious about how the fox spirit he knew was different from the one on TV?
Whenever she meets such a gaze, Xiaochan feels uncomfortable, and at the same time, she doesn't understand, why don't you eat people's hearts like Xiao Wei, and you don't need to wear human skin to keep people's hearts, and why is she not so powerful?
If he was as powerful as Xiao Wei, his invulnerability was infinite, and he still killed people without blinking, the demon monk would not have been able to catch all his parents and sisters alive and skin them to remove the essence and blood, right?
Xiao Qian didn't know when she came behind Anyang, walked silently, held the glass of water in her hand, and said, "You are finally willing to get up, I thought you were going to sleep until noon!" ”
An Yang made a boo gesture at her, lowered his voice and said, "It's not that you blame you for being too beautiful, and you deliberately tempted me to let me toss until midnight last night before going to sleep, can you not sleep later?" ”
"I didn't tempt you, obviously you tossed until midnight, okay? Alas, my husband is really getting more and more shameless, and he actually blames me! Xiao Qian had a little resentment on her face, looked at the water in her hand and sighed, "I didn't ......drink the water I poured for you."
An Yang grinned, pointed underneath, and changed the topic: "Painted skin, you put it for them?" ”
"Well, this morning they have already watched a big talk Journey to the West, this is the second one." Xiao Qian nodded, and then looked at the three female goblins who were concentrating worriedly, "I have already told them that these are all fake, I didn't expect them to be so engrossed." ”
An Yang shook his head and smiled, but did not answer, but took the water in Xiao Qian's hand and drank it all in her stop.
Sometimes the line between truth and falsehood isn't so clear!
As long as there is enough power, such as the origin of the world, can't the false become true? Facts are gradually proving that the world that evolves naturally according to specific laws is actually similar to the world created according to people's fiction and the origin of the world, at most it is just a matter of perfecting the law, and this created character is truly flesh and blood, and soul, no different from a real person.
Is what people think is true in the real world necessarily absolutely true? Maybe the real world is also a world created from some huge imagination? Just like the famous "brain in a jar" conjecture, people are in it, and they can't get rid of it, how can they distinguish between the real and the false?
An Yang looked at it for a while, turned around and found a place to open the door of space, went to the apocalyptic world, stayed for only three minutes, and when he came back, he pulled Xiaoqian to the small garden on the roof, holding a printed book in his hand.
"I said yesterday that I want to teach you spells, I referred to it for a while, the mana in your body is not the same as the ghosts in the Shenzhou Continent, relatively speaking, you are more like a demon, not so ethereal and cold, so I think you can also learn the spells that goblins can learn!"
Xiao Qian's eyes widened: "Really? ”
An Yang nodded seriously.
In fact, he has been thinking about this problem for a long time, because of the setting of the director of "A Chinese Ghost Story", Xiaoqian herself is very different from traditional ghosts, she can't pass through the wall, she can't be invisible, although she was also afraid of the sun at first, but she has a substance, and she will be injured by the entity like a person with a real body, and even needs to be medicated.
The power in Xiao Qian's body is also very different from the ghosts in the Shenzhou Continent, relatively speaking, it is more like the six filthy demons, the black armor demons or the Yu Tamarin Demon King and other naturally raised evil creatures and demon spirits. Moreover, she can also absorb the power of demon pills and demon spirits of monsters such as the old demon of Black Mountain, Xiao Wei and the lizard spirit to enhance her own cultivation, which in itself is enough to explain the problem.
Of course, the most important thing is that most of the ghosts in the Shenzhou Continent are very low-level, either enslaved by people, or annihilated the heavens and the earth, that is, because they have harmed too many people, they have become a bit of a climate with a lot of cultivation, and most of them harm people with instinct and talent, there is no means to speak of, let alone spells, Anyang can't find a few ghost spells that can be taught to Xiaoqian.
Xiao Qian took the book, looked at the words on it, and suddenly wrote a few big words "Introduction to Monster Spells Volume 1", she couldn't help but be stunned.
The name...... It's too modern, isn't it?
When I opened it, I saw that the first records were a few small spells, small means, and they were not lethal, but sometimes they were quite practical, and they could enrich the number of spells mastered by cultivators.
There are only two good spells in the back.,It's just that the previous content has ended.,These two spells were obviously added when they were printed.,It's the spells that can only be cultivated by the two monsters and ghosts left by the six filthy demons.。 One can drive beasts or low-level monsters, and the other can suck the souls of the dead to turn them into ghosts for their own use.
"You look at it first, after you have a little understanding of the spells in the Shenzhou Continent, I will teach you better spells. No matter how you say that your current Taoism is no worse than those old fellows in the cultivation sect, if you can't use spells and can only rely on brute force, it will be too wasteful! ”
"Hmm!"
"As for the military, political and commercial affairs, you can leave it to others to do, you just have fun, don't get too involved, I'm afraid I'll tire you."
"Got it!"
Xiao Qian nodded seriously, put away the book, and came over to take his hand and walked downstairs.
The movie in the living room has ended, and the three female goblins are sitting on the sofa at a loss, wanting to learn Xiaoqian's previous operation, but they don't know anything about the remote control, so they can only look for them everywhere, but when they really saw them coming down, they lowered their heads and didn't speak, as if they didn't want them to notice their predicament at this time.
An Yang walked downstairs, and the rabbit spirit looked at him without blinking, but his face was a little red for some reason, especially after looking at Xiao Qian who was following An Yang, Na Lian was even redder, and hurriedly put his head on the ground, and his long eyelashes trembled.
An Yang looked around and found that Xiaochan was the same, but Huang Lan smiled ambiguously at him, he immediately understood the reason, touched his nose, but he was not too embarrassed, got up and played a TV series of ancient swords and strange tales for them.
With their untouched nature and untouched by the Internet, I thought that this TV series could torture their little hearts enough, especially the finale, Ji Weiwei cried when she saw it!
Back in his room, he began to connect with family and friends.
The first thing is, of course, to make a phone call with his father An Guoshu and mother Xie Yunqing, telling them that he is back, and then telling them the story he has already prepared, and then there is a burst of cold and warmth, which reflects the hearts of his parents to the fullest, and he also greeted them a few words, after all, he hasn't seen them for a year, and chatted for a while, and finally when he said that he would come back to see them in a few days, the call was over.
At this time, almost an hour had passed, and Xiao Qian had already prepared a large table full of meals and meat waiting for him, so he had no choice but to put down his mobile phone for the time being, return to the room after eating, and continue to make phone calls.
The second, of course, is also a dear person, the daughter of An's father and An's mother-
…… Ji Weiwei.
It's not Anyou!
On the phone, Ji Weiwei's tone was very low, obviously happy, but she pretended to be impatient and told him that she was at work, and the voice coming from the other end of the phone seemed to be in a meeting. Maybe not so formal, but there's something being discussed, kind of like the latest sales plan.
An Yang was about to hang up for her, and he called her again after a while, but as soon as this suggestion was put forward, she vetoed it, and then he heard the sound of the chair rubbing against the ground when it was pushed away, Ji Weiwei had already changed places, and her tone was sour.
"Yo, you're back from Ethiopia?"
"Ethiopia?"
"Why, isn't it Ethiopia?"
"No...... Uh, of course, I'm just curious how you know! ”
"The last time I met your Xiaoqian, I chatted with her for a few words, she told me, it is said that there is no signal in that place, tsk, but it is really bitter for you, young master, if I change me, I will definitely not survive!"
An Yang wiped the sweat from his forehead, thinking that Xiaoqian was still smart and made up the reason for him so well. Thinking about it carefully, my parents didn't ask where they went just now, and they didn't ask where they couldn't contact their families for a month, which must be the credit of Xiaoqian.
He sighed: "What's the hard work, alas, it's all to support the family!" ”
Ji Weiwei sneered lightly: "Dese, when did you come back?" ”
"Yesterday ......" An Yang was stunned when he spit out a word, and immediately swallowed the remaining word, and changed his words firmly, "Today, I just came back this morning, I took a shower at home, and I still want to sleep, so I will call you!" ”
Ji Weiwei's tone was a little skeptical: "Really? ”
An Yang's tone was a little unkind: "You seem to be suspicious of me?" ”
Ji Weiwei pursed her lips: "Joke, who dares to doubt your old man, you two brothers and sisters are the same, you don't frown when you lie, if I believed you, I would have been sold by you for Internet money many years ago!" ”
……
The two chatted for most of the day, nothing more than some work and life words, asking her if she was doing this month, whether she was comfortable in An's Electronic Technology Company, etc., and then chatting about some small interesting things that happened around her, and time passed bit by bit.
The two grew up together since childhood, and their relationship has hardly changed, An's father and mother have always raised her as a daughter-in-law, naturally they didn't say it, it was common for them to talk to each other on the phone in college, and they could talk about things like this all day without repeating it, let alone get bored. At the beginning, Anyang and Ji Weiwei used more phone bills than Jiang Xinrou for a month, and even before he was single, his roommates and classmates always regarded Ji Weiwei as his girlfriend and firmly believed in it, until Jiang Xinrou appeared later, they began to doubt their judgment and life!
But now that I'm working, I'm much less time, and I'm more mature, past the age when I could talk until midnight and enjoy myself because of a small thing that would lead to so many topics. But it is by no means that the feelings have faded, but because of the precipitation of time, it has become more rich and introverted from the original green and conspicuous, which is undoubtedly a long-lasting process.
After a long time.
An Yang said: "Okay, you still have to work, I won't talk to you more, when you are free, I will invite you to come out and play." ”
Ji Weiwei replied very simply: "I am free on the weekend, why, the eldest young master wants to invite the little girl to dinner?" ”
An Yang pouted: "Do you know how to eat when you're with me?" ”
Ji Weiwei casually debunked him: "Yo, your old man has lived a hard life in Africa for so long, don't you want to eat?" ”
An Yang was helpless: "Okay, you won." ”
"That's right, I think when I was in college, we ate all the delicious food in the streets and alleys of Jinguancheng, and we didn't let go of the remote fly restaurants and stalls, how heroic it was, now that I think about it, it's really old...... Hahahaha! ”
"Uh...... What do you want to eat? ”
"Needless to say, I haven't seen you for so long, of course I'm going to masturbate!"
"Good!"
"Then you go to work, or the boss will deduct your salary."
"Well, yes, I'll look at the time, damn, I called you for two hours, and I started work in the afternoon, and my aunt hasn't eaten lunch yet, I don't care, you have to compensate me for mental damage and nutritional loss!"
"What are you talking about, the signal is not good to hear, by the way, I'm so sleepy, I have to go to sleep, hang up."
"Holy!"
……
After hanging up, An Yang called up An You's phone number again, and the dialing interface automatically popped up, but he stopped and thought about it, and still switched to the SMS interface, his fingers were flying on the screen, but he only typed a few words.
"I'm back."
After a long time, the phone did not move, and after a while, the sound of the text message was remembered.
"Hmm."
Just one word, but it made Anyang extremely helpless.
Think about it carefully, now I can not reply to my text messages for so long, and if I reply with only one word, there is only An You, but he still can't do anything about this sister who has not dealt with him since he was a child!
Anyang didn't care about An You, threw the phone on the sofa, thought about it, and was just about to pick it up again, but the phone screen lit up, and at the same time a soothing and unfamiliar phone ringtone rang, which must have been automatically changed by the system.
There was a girl with a cold temperament and a very beautiful portrait dancing on the screen, marked with the three words Xiao Xueer below, which made An Yang stunned, and quickly picked it up, and connected it with a stroke of his finger.
"Brother Anyang is good~"
There is no ordinary phone call, it is this signature greeting at the beginning, a clean and cold voice, but a deliberately sweet tone, which makes people imagine the appearance of the ordinary girl who is a little cold and arrogant when she smiles and narrows her eyes into a crescent moon.
An Yang showed a smile and said, "Xue'er, I just sent a text message to An You, and I was about to call you, but I didn't expect you to call me." ”
Xiao Xue'er also smiled, unabashedly close in tone, and said: "Because I know that Brother Anyang wants to call me, I will call you first, see how smart I am!" ”
"Well, very smart, are you with An You?"
"No, I just finished class, boring Marxism."
An Yang suddenly understood that it must have been when he sent a text message to An You, and An You told Xiao Xue'er easily.
"Haha, when I was studying, I never went to this class!"
Xiao Xue'er groaned and said, "Well, then I won't come next time." ”
An Yang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said, "Eh, don't, Xue'er is a good student, don't skip class like me." ”
Xiao Xue'er laughed again, making a series of crisp Yinling-like sounds, which made her roommate over there almost stunned when she heard it, these simple laughs were undoubtedly more than Xiao Xue'er's usual laughter in a month, but they quickly reacted and understood.
"I heard Xiaoyou say that Brother Anyang went to Ethiopia, is it fun over there, will it be very hard, and the conditions are very poor?"
"No, it's comfortable, it's fun, there are Jurassic-like primeval forests and active volcanoes."
"That's good, I'm still worried that Brother Anyang won't get used to it."
"Ahem, it's a good time."
After chatting for a few words, Xiao Xue'er thought about it and decided to be more proactive, so she said: "Brother Anyang, I haven't seen you for a month, Xiaoyou and I miss you a lot, when are you free, let me invite you out to play?" ”
An Yang was stunned, knowing that An You would not miss him, but he didn't expose it, but just agreed: "Okay, I'm busy these days, let's go in a few days, remember to call An You, I'll invite you to a big dinner." ”
Xiao Xue'er suddenly became excited: "Well, I will definitely pull her!" ”
An Yang touched his nose and felt a little weird, but fortunately, at least he could see An You a few more times, and it was not bad to improve the relationship, no matter how it was a mother's birth. Of course, the main thing is that if he doesn't bring An You, he is really not suitable to go out alone with Xiao Xue'er, and it is not easy to refuse this girl, sometimes I am very worried when I think about it.
The trouble of being crushed by a girl!
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