Chapter 341 The Omnipotent Second Master (Thanks to mia730527+7 more)
When the second master was hungry and finally made up his mind, Chen Meng was already dying, lying on the sofa in the study and pretending to be dead.
Under Chen Meng's resentful eyes, the refreshed second master swayed his relatively proud figure, slipped to the edge of the table, opened the drawer and took out the small book inside, and crossed out a stroke on it.
Meng Meng wanted to cry without tears, it turned out that the second master and her also kept accounts, but what people remembered was not money, what they recorded was... Hehe!
Meat compensation!
"How much do I still owe..."Chen Meng's slender wrist reached in the direction of the second master.
The second master handed her the book and turned to the last page, Chen Meng saw the numbers on it and breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's not a lot."
According to a certain stinky and shameless frequency, it is not a dream to repay debts lightly.
The second master added calmly.
"There are still 5 such small books that have been memorized."
Underpants.
Chen Meng hung his hand weakly and died.
"That's not right! How long have I been back? Even if I die every day, I won't owe you so much, right? "Chen Meng's IQ is online.
"What you owe before, it's all in there." The second master doted on his face.
From talking about Dabao to forgetting him, he even recorded things like stealing fried chicken and swallowing coffee alone.
"Wait! Why should the events of the past life be counted on this? Chen Meng felt that he had lost a lot, "I'll tell you, I died once!" ”
"I'm ancestral paranoid."
The second master killed in one sentence and won completely.
The more Chen Meng was lying there, the more wrong it became, and the co-author was deliberately pretending to be pitiful just now? Do you want to use ancestral paranoia to suppress yourself in the future?
Paranoid uncle! The one in his family is not genetics at all, how can he be so shameless!
The second master was finally in a comfortable mood, hugged Mengmeng back to the bedroom and put it on the bed, took his small book and admired it page by page, his hand was still like a cat running along her long hair, after touching it a few times, he felt that the hand felt not right.
"Change the shampoo." It's not as smooth as in my previous life, and the ends of my hair are still a little dry.
"Oh, this body has been malnourished for a long time, so I will slowly make up for it later, and the ends of my hair will be cut off by a hairdresser tomorrow."
After all, Chen Meng came back in a short time, and his body was too bad.
"Second brother, you see that I am sick now, can you in the future-" Looking at him with blank eyes, you are a scientist who can't be fed every day, is it really suitable?
"Well, yes, I'll make up for your daily stew in the future."
Chen Meng buried his head in the pillow angrily, and heard a stinky and shameless person say something there.
"This ancestral paranoia, if it is always suppressed, may cause a bad social impact."
“... The face is a good thing, I hope you have it, comrade scientist. ”
The second master, who was full of food and drink, was in such a good mood that he didn't remember the small book when he heard the provocation, Chen Meng pondered for a while, and suddenly raised his head.
"That's not right! You've got to count me twice! Because you lied to me! ”
"Oh?"
"I just asked you, why Yu Panqing was overly enthusiastic about your affairs, and you said to show me!" As a result, the stinky and shameless demonstration was put on the door panel!
"I did show you. He can't have children himself. I'm just going to show you the process of having a baby. ”
Sounds so reasonable! I was speechless!
"Yu Panqing can't have children? How do you know that? ”
Could it be that the second master ran to the root of the wall and listened to the process of the two of them doing things? Chen Meng is obscene.
"I've seen his medical records." The omnipotent second master, if you want to check, there is nothing you can't find.