Chapter 5: Departure
The third master has a daughter? Why have you never heard him mention it?
This aunt who has never met has a crescent moon birthmark on her left buttocks?
When I saw this, I was speechless. Third master, third master, you asked me to find my aunt, but you told me her appearance, age, and home address. It doesn't matter if you don't say any of this, at least you have to tell me her name.
Isn't that a little too headstrong for you to do that?
How do you find this?
Could it be that when I see a woman in the future, without saying a word, I will take off someone's pants first and see if there is a birthmark on my buttocks?
In that case, don't say I won't live to be twenty years old, and I bet five cents, and I won't even live to the next month.
When I opened the book "The Book of Ghosts and Ghosts", my attention was quickly attracted by this ancient seal book.
I didn't go to school seriously. However, since he was six years old, he was forced to practice calligraphy by the third master. Positive block entry, Lishu line grass, and finally practice small seals. The third master deliberately taught me a lot of ancient seal phonetic meanings, I don't know which dynasty, now it seems that it is a good intention.
Traditional Chinese medicine, also known as Qi Huang Zhishu.
Huang, refers to the Yellow Emperor. 岐, refers to Qi Bo.
The Yellow Emperor, everyone should know. O ancestors! We are all descendants of Yan and Huang.
This Qi Bo has a lot of origins. In a sense, he is the ancestor of Chinese medicine. The Yellow Emperor once asked Qi Bo 3,000 questions, one question and one answer, and later wrote a book as "Su Wen". This is the predecessor of the current Chinese medicine festival "The Yellow Emperor's Neijing".
In ancient times, the Yellow Emperor healed people, and Qi Bo healed ghosts. The two are in charge of yin and yang respectively to maintain peace in the world. This "Qishu Ghost Sutra" is Qi Bo's hard work.
The first half of the ghost is punished, and the second half of the ghost is punished, with equal emphasis on grace and power, and clear rewards and punishments.
I flipped through the book "The Book of Ghosts and Ghosts", and it seemed to have a kind of magic, and before I knew it, I forgot everything. If it weren't for Widow Sun calling me next door, I guess I would have seen the dawn.
Keeping the "Qishu Ghost Sutra" and the third master's suicide note close, I went back to the next door.
Widow Sun gave me a blank look: "Little cub, are you having convulsions?" Just as he was talking, he ran away, not afraid that the bad guys would block you? ”
Fear!
How can you not be afraid?
Although I am in the wind, handsome and dashing, and graceful, I am a rare little fresh meat in the village. But handsome can't be eaten.
Those people must be looking for the "Ghost Sutra". If I'm still in the village, I'm going to end up miserable.
What's more, the female ghost in the Taiqing Palace is still thinking about me.
There's no way to stay here.
And I'm going to find the third master's daughter. The third master said that I have the fate of the ninth life, this is the last life, and I am destined to live less than twenty years old. I'm afraid when I think about it, if I die young, wouldn't it be a big loss for the beauties in the world? Maybe a lot of girls will die for me.
For the sake of those sisters, I also want to live. As the saying goes, saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, and I am accumulating virtue.
Widow Sun thought about it, got up and went back to the back room, took out a cloth bag, handed it to me, and said, "Little cub, although you have been naughty all these years, I have always treated you as a child. There are 2,000 dollars in it, and I have saved it for half my life. originally planned to send Miao Miao and Qianqian to school. Take your body, go, and don't come back. ”
I was stunned, I didn't expect that at the critical moment, Widow Sun was so good.
This made me feel very guilty, I knew that I wouldn't peek at her taking a bath, just peek at Miao Miao and Qianqian.
But I can't ask for this money.
I handed her the cloth bag and said with a smile, "Sun Yanfen, you still don't know my skills?" With the handsome face of the master, everywhere he goes, the beauty is full and sleepy. ”
Widow Sun pouted: "Phew! ”
Jiang Yuhan glanced at me coldly, and snorted coldly: "Hehe......"
I didn't take it seriously, I have a little benefit, and my skin is thick enough: "Sun Yanfen, I'm about to leave, before leaving, can you let me sleep with Miao Miao and Qianqian for one night like when I was a child." Let me recall the purest childhood friendship? ”
Widow Sun picked up the broom: "Little cub, you white-eyed wolf, when are you still thinking about my girl, believe it or not, I beat your ass and swollen?" Roll ...... Get out of here! ”
I ran out of the hospital with Jiang Yuhan laughing and laughing.
The wind and rain have stopped, and in the middle of the night, more and more hands are missing in the mountain village. In the dark night, I knelt in front of the grave of the third master for half an hour, and after three bows and nine bows, I got up and left.
I walked forward, and it was dark and full of unknowns, just as I was going forward.
Jiang Yuhan followed behind me, and she asked, "Where are we going?" ”
Me: "Wandering the world." ”
Jiang Yuhan: "Hmph, this girl is not interested in wandering the world, especially with a hooligan like you." I want to go home. ”
Me: "Okay, the road is facing the sky, go our separate ways, this eldest lady, let's go our separate ways here." Hello go, I don't send. ”
Jiang Yuhan gritted his teeth: "You ......"
I turned and walked forward.
Jiang Yuhan followed again.
Me: "Yo...... Is this the rhythm that I can't leave and never give up? ”
Jiang Yu snorted coldly: "The poor countryside is full of people!" ”
Me: "Then what are you doing with me, a Diao Min?" ”
Jiang Yuhan: "Bastard, do I know the way?" I don't know the way, how do I get out? ”
Me: "You mean I want to take you out?" ”
Jiang Yuhan: "Nonsense! ”
Me: "Hehe, but it's not like you're asking me for help." ”
Jiang Yuhan frowned: "Three thousand!" ”
Me: "Hehe......"
Jiang Yuhan: "Five thousand! ”
Me: "Hehehe......"
Jiang Yuhan: "Let's make a price." ”
Me: "If you ask for help, you have to look like you're asking for help." Shout brother, say something nice. Otherwise, I'll go. ”
Jiang Yuhan gritted his teeth: "You are dreaming!" ”
I took two quick steps to shake her off.
Jiang Yu's frightened flower face was pale. I just escaped from the Taiqing Palace, and it was the middle of the night, and this girl dared to follow me out now, which can be regarded as strong.
She shouted anxiously, "Hey, you're still not a man?" ”
Me: "Two different things, hurry." ”
Jiang Yuhan struggled for a long time, gritted his teeth, and said indignantly: "Take me out, thank you!" ”
Me: "That's not a good one. ”
Jiang Yuhan took a deep breath: "Huang Quan, please do me a favor and take me out, okay?" ”
Me: "Don't even shout Brother Sheng?" ”
Jiang Yuhan's face was cold: "Don't go too far!" ”
Me: "Yes!" Part company with! ”
Jiang Yu's cold face was red and her ears were red, and she stomped her feet in a hurry, and finally admitted defeat, she shouted: "Brother Huangquan, can you please take me out?" ”
Seeing her angry and ruined, but deliberately pretending to be delicate, I felt a sense of relief.
What happened to the daughter of a rich family in the city? The master is the little overlord of the village! Master, I sacrificed my life to save you, with good intentions, and you misunderstood you as a beast and didn't say anything, not only were you grateful, but you also kept talking coldly to me with a cold face, and it was already good to train you with a leather whip and handcuffs and candles.
After the joke, it's time to get down to business.
I said, "Jiang Yuhan, I'll discuss something with you." You see, the two of us are in this relationship now, my brother is like a fly, and he doesn't even have a place to go. If you have any errands at home, find me one, such as giving you a massage and bathing to warm the bed, I can do it! Not picky......"