Lying on the grass leisurely, basking in the warm sun, the stone fell asleep with his eyes closed.

I didn't know how long I slept in a daze, and I had a dream that the second elder of Tianming was standing next to him and wanted to talk to him.

In the dream, the stone directly drove the two elders away from Tianming, and it was really annoying to sleep and come to the dream, he hoped that a beautiful woman would appear in the dream, and then make out Wouldn't it be pleasant.

This sleep, Shi only felt that he was sleeping in the dark, the sun and the moon were dark, and when he woke up, it was already ten o'clock in the evening.

A snake happened to crawl slowly on top of him.

Shi grabbed the snake and gently put it on the ground, muttering: "Don't be idle, always stay close to me, wait until you have achieved cultivation and come to me, maybe we can still become Xu Xian and the White Lady." ”

The stone stood up and looked around, and by this time the surroundings had fallen silent, and the mourners had left, leaving only one man in the mourning hall to keep vigil there.

The man played with his mobile phone and laughed from time to time.

"Goo!"

Stone screamed with hunger, and when he saw that there was food in the mourning hall, he came to the mourning hall to try to scare the night watchman away.

Just as the stone was about to move, someone suddenly approached.

I saw that this person was tall, wearing a black silk skirt and her hair was scattered, and in the dark night, if it weren't for the sharp eyes of the stone, she really wouldn't have been able to find her.

When the night watchman saw the comer, he quickly stood up excitedly, and then hugged the woman directly.

"Fifth aunt, I want to kill you, why are you here now?" The night watchman hugged the woman, and then began to touch it unscrupulously.

Although the night watchman called this person the fifth aunt, the woman was very young and dressed in a bewitching manner, and she looked to be about thirty years old.

"I can't wait for your fifth uncle to sleep first, you little enemy."

After the woman finished speaking, she pulled down the curtain of the mourning hall.

"Damn, what's going on, it's a bit complicated." The stone crept closer to the mourning hall and peered through the crack in the door.

I saw the night watchman hugging the woman and kissing her fiercely, and her hand was touching it back and forth from top to bottom.

"Stinky and shameless, I don't even wear underwear and underwear." Stone watched from the outside and muttered.

"Fifth aunt, you weren't hit by the fifth uncle just now." The night watchman touched the woman's underneath and said.

"How come, I know you're keeping vigil today, so I've already put them to sleep, you little enemy." The woman caters to the night watchman with all her might.

The night watchman let out a wicked laugh, and then hugged the woman and leaned directly against the coffin behind her.

"Let's go over there, don't disturb your grandfather." The woman was a little scared.

"Don't worry, he's dead, besides, I can handle it with you."

After the night watchman finished speaking, he lifted the woman's skirt directly, and then began to take off his pants.

The woman's legs were slender and white, shining brightly in the light.

"Fifth aunt, did you do it last time?" The Night's Watch smirked.

The woman didn't speak, just hugged the Night's Watch hard, a slender thigh already wrapped around his waist.

"Can't wait, do you like me?" The night watchman teased the woman.

The woman was impatient, and then began to help the night watchman take off his pants.

The night watchman deliberately didn't take off his pants, and then dragged the woman's face to look at her seriously and said, "What did you say, was it cool last time?" Like me or not? ”

The woman nodded; "Cool, I like it."

"You put it clearly, what's so cool? Like what? The night watchman lifted the woman's chin and looked her in the eye.

"It's cool to be by you, I like you to me." The woman confessed.

The night watchman gritted his teeth excitedly, then squeezed his body the woman's body, and whispered in her ear: "You say, do you want me to you now?" ”

"Yes."

The woman said without hesitation, she looked outside and said anxiously: "Hurry up, don't be discovered." ”

"Fifth aunt, what are you afraid of?" The night watchman then unbuckled his belt and took off his pants directly.

"I'll go to your uncle, it's really short and concise, cool your sister." The stone hides outside and is not angry.

The night watchman lifted the woman's skirt and laid her on the coffin, while he began his activities from behind.

Hearing the woman's whispered cry, the stone expressed his contempt, such a short and concise can be like this, if it were him, then the woman would not scream again and again.

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, he was so handsome that no one came to accompany him, and the night watchman looked like a ghost, and he actually got his fifth aunt, which was not fair.

"Fifth aunt, are you cool?" The Night's Watch vented.

The woman just nodded her head and didn't speak, and she enjoyed it all her face.

"Let me ask you, is it cool? Do you still want it? The Night's Watch paused.

"Yes, ......," the woman cried.

"I'll kill you." The night watchman shouted through gritted teeth in the back.

Just when the two were excited about the fierce battle, at this time, the wind suddenly blew around the mourning hall, and a strange sound was made.

"I really want to hear a voice?" The woman muttered with a stir all over her body.

"Don't think about it, it's a snap." The night watchman said excitedly.

He made the woman face him, then changed positions and began to to face.

"I'm so hungry......"

At this moment, a man's voice suddenly sounded in the mourning hall, the voice vibrated in the air, and it seemed to come from all directions, and it was impossible to distinguish the location at all.

The night watchman and the woman were so frightened that their whole bodies were full of spirits, and the night watchman was even more soft.

"Who, who are you?" The Night's Watch said boldly, and he looked around in fear.

"I'm so wronged......"

The sound rang out again, and the coffin in the mourning hall made a thudding sound.

The night watchman was directly scared to pee with his bare buttocks, and then quickly knelt down and said, "Grandpa, don't be angry, it was the fifth aunt who seduced me first, and I don't care about it." ”

The woman couldn't care about anything else, and ran away.

When the night watchman saw that the woman had run away, he did not want to explain more, and then he also got up and ran outside, and it was too late to take his pants when they fell to the ground.

Seeing that the two of them were gone, Shi came out angrily and muttered: "Damn, Lao Tzu is starving to death, and the two of you are still here, and you don't care about other people's feelings at all." ”

After Shi finished speaking, he then took the grilled chicken in the mourning hall and sat next to Tianming's coffin and ate it.

"Alas, old thing, your grandson is okay, he actually slept with all five aunts, and he has a future." Stone muttered with a smile.

After the stone was full, he stood up, and then lifted the lid of Tianming's coffin with great force.

At this moment, Tianming's corpse suddenly stood up in a daze, and his hands were facing straight ahead......